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how u no rage
« on: November 22, 2011, 05:03:06 pm »
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I started playing a few weeks ago and my main character is now level 28. I still get ruined nearly every game.

HOW DOES ONE NOT RAGE QUIT THIS GAME ALL THE TIME?

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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 05:04:01 pm »
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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 05:16:59 pm »
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You stop being a noob and learn being awesome. This will take some time. The not-GTXters are then found by natural selection.

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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 05:18:28 pm »
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You stop being a noob and learn being awesome. This will take some time. The not-GTXters are then found by natural selection.

Or you roll archer and just bypass the whole learning, awesome and taking time parts.
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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 05:20:54 pm »
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Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

Ah, there we go.

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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 05:37:36 pm »
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Or you roll archer and just bypass the whole learning, awesome and taking time parts.

Or roll around in black/any other heavy/medium armour, a balanced build and a nice heirloomed bec de corbin/two handed sword/other polearm of choice.
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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 05:53:07 pm »
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Or roll around in black/any other heavy/medium armour, a balanced build and a nice heirloomed bec de corbin.

That sounds familiar...
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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 05:58:10 pm »
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Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

Ah, there we go.

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That is remarkably accurate.

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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 06:33:05 pm »
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Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

Ah, there we go.

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Lol'd at shortcut.
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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 06:35:06 pm »
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HOW DOES ONE NOT RAGE QUIT THIS GAME ALL THE TIME?

By sheer force of will. Mental discipline. By being zen.

That and a few hits of a certain herb.  :wink:

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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 06:38:34 pm »
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Archery wasn't really that much of a shortcut in native. Sure, the rate of fire is, and will always be gay. However, as the only class that rarely could spawn with a shield, the ones that started out as archers often became very competent melee fighters.
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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 06:56:50 pm »
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By sheer force of will. Mental discipline. By being zen.

That and a few hits of a certain herb.  :wink:

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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 07:35:24 pm »
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And you didn't play last year, was much harder for noobs...

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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 07:40:20 pm »
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And you didn't play last year, was much harder for noobs...

Nah, back then, if you were cav just stay behind Finn. And if you were inf/archer just follow random shiny knight in Plate Armor.
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Re: how u no rage
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 09:09:51 pm »
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Do I have to post the Warband learning curve pic again? Hmm..

Ah, there we go.

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