Maybe you do need to change , and stop thinking people are mocking you each time they say my old friend. You know what , most of people who are'nt native english speaker don't know that bundle of sticks is the colloquial word for gay. I'm french , and i do know some french playing crpg insulting archer and cav of beeing my old friend , but none of them knows that it has anything to do with gay.
Second thing , you really want to be trolled ??!
If you like having sex with granny , or people to shit on your face , or having sex with a sadist , or whatever your sexual habits it's NONE OUR BUSINESS. If you don't want to be trolled about you gayness , don't bother us telling you're gay. We are neither your friend neither your mom!