Lord's Hall - Peasants And Knaves Need Not Apply

[Gristle]

Noble blood!? I dareth say te ye Sir that thine noble blood be tainted with all things not in favor with the Lord. Not only are ye impure in heart, but I possess the most holy sword - a katana of such sharpness that it can goeth through a tank! Whatever a tank may be. But tis a word that doth sounds most unstoppable. Hide and Cry behind thy stoned castle! I am the true Heir to Kwynn and I shalleth taketh it!

Oh please. Your claim of right to rule is as worthless as that butter knife you call a sword. Honestly, only a barbarian would believe that ownership of God given land could be decided on a fight to the death. You, peasant, are living in a dream world. Return to your crops.

[Darkkarma]

It seems that lazy riff raff and drunks are drawn to Tadsamesh. I've instructed the local guard to flog any villagers caught harboring non productive fugitives and immigrants within Tadsamesh's walls.

[SeQuel]

Oh please. Your claim of right to rule is as worthless as that butter knife you call a sword. Honestly, only a barbarian would believe that ownership of God given land could be decided on a fight to the death. You, peasant, are living in a dream world. Return to your crops.

I knew we shouldn't have given Gristle a fief, look what he's becoming.

[Darkkarma]

I do say, some lad came into town today talking of Arabs flying on carpets and shooting flames from staffs at the steppe people in the south... He also said that now that  a red-haired-buxom lass in the south rallying the masses there is talk of a revolt due to the god's fickle nature..  I had him horse whipped for speaking such foolishness.. We all know that no one would take a red-head seriously. How go things in the rest of the realm, my lords?

[Keshian]

Ginger revolt!!!  We have no soulds, you cannot stop us!!!  Lords and peasants alike will be consumed by our fires!!!  Anarchy shall reign!!!  Death to all wizards!!!!

P.S. Pink, auburn, copper all are welcome.

[Serfonz]

The peasants of my village at first worked so slowly, I have some good motivational techniques if the other Lords need them they need only ask.

You will need several items though.
A lute player, several chairs, wooden sticks and pink fluffy handcuffs.

[Jarlek]

The peasants of my village at first worked so slowly, I have some good motivational techniques if the other Lords need them they need only ask.

You will need several items though.
A lute player, several chairs, wooden sticks and pink fluffy handcuffs.

I'm interested. Send me a PM.

[Valdian]

i am no lord but a Humble Diplomat yet I hold the wealth of a lord yet know more about polotics lol

[Matey]

i am no lord but a Humble Diplomat yet I hold the wealth of a lord yet know more about polotics lol

You uncultured simpleton! I shall have the owner of this establishment forcibly remove you from the premise for bringing your bourgeois filth into this establishment of the Nobility. Learn your place you vermin! 

[Valdian]

Non can deny my claim of becoming a lord it is just a matter of time untill I am a lord, I as a Diplomat am Equal to a lord and at times above in stature

[Matey]

Quiet Knave!
You landless peasant! Remove yourself from the sight of your betters!

I shall go and have a chat with the owners. We need some ruffians at the door to keep the riff raff out.

[Dezilagel]

We need some ruffians at the door to keep the riff raff out.

Preposterous! I would sooner see myself in the gallows before allowing such filth to soil my doorstep.

I for one use nothing but my pure-breed attack dogs for guard duty. Marvelous creatures; they know the true implication of "mercy" when it comes to the rabble.

[Voso]

Harr, I hear thar be nobles around whats having problems with some of the local riff raff... Fer a moderate fee i might be able to... heh... persuade said local riff raff to permanently cease their affronts... heh... if ye catch me drift.

Bro, you're creepy. Back outta the Lord's Hall immediately, its for cool cats only. 

[Hobb]

Lord Hobb of Odasan gloats that he has the most efficient underpaid workers in all of Calradia. His workers have achieved this title not because of their own willingness, but as a result of their sheer fear of Hobb's anger. How does Hobb instill fear and obedience in his servants? Simple, Hobb has hacked all of his subject's steam accounts, and they only get access to them after they transfer their goods to him on "collection" day. If they don't reach their quota, well then they dont get to play skyrim that week.

Just food for thought my lords,

Bro, you're creepy. Back outta the Lord's Hall immediately, its for cool cats only. 

and Voso, GTFO

[Valdian]

In order to get ahold of my owners you must speak with me first as the Diplomat and messanger In time I shall be your Equal or Superior