Lord's Hall - Peasants And Knaves Need Not Apply

[Gristle]

Right, it's about time we of actual importance and standing had a place away from the common riffraff. A place for we elite few who wear our pink fonted badges proudly. It's about time we, the 1%, had a place to be heard!

So, my good fellows, how goes the tax collecting? Rabble not complaining too much I hope?

[Keshian]

I amnot one of the lords and ladies .  All you uppity nobles will get your comeuppance one of these days.  Us peasants are considering making a common collective or maybe the Peasant Liberation Front of Calradia (don't listen to those filthy Calradian's People's Liberation Front or the Calradian Liberation Front, we are the only true rebels) and we will take you down.

[J_Paul_T]

I amnot one of the lords and ladies .  All you uppity nobles will get your comeuppance one of these days.  Us peasants are considering making a common collective or maybe the Peasant Liberation Front of Calradia (don't listen to those filthy Calradian's People's Liberation Front or the Calradian Liberation Front, we are the only true rebels) and we will take you down.

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Calradian lords ever done for us?

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

Good sirs, it dost appear that cavalry has become over powered beyond any and all hope of unfuckery. A nerf is not enough.

We must banneth all of the horsemen.

[PhantomZero]

Good sirs, it dost appear that cavalry has become over powered beyond any and all hope of unfuckery. A nerf is not enough.

We must banneth all of the horsemen.

Nonsense, horsemen are of noble blood. In fact, horsemen should receive a buff to reflect their God-given superiority over their unhorsed brethren.

I own vast tracts of land, to think I would ever walk, anywhere, even in battle, is preposterous.

[sWalker]

The sWalker does not yet know where tavern owners are slotted in this current system...*just know if anyone says the sWalker is a peasant they will be quickly filled with arrows*.  Please tell the sWalker where he stands.

[SeQuel]

The sWalker does not yet know where tavern owners are slotted in this current system...*just know if anyone says the sWalker is a peasant they will be quickly filled with arrows*.  Please tell the sWalker where he stands.

We are no peasant or noble but legends sWalker. Soon these weaklings will feels the wraith of our power when our arrows block out the sun.

[Jarlek]

Nonsense, horsemen are of noble blood. In fact, horsemen should receive a buff to reflect their God-given superiority over their unhorsed brethren.

I own vast tracts of land, to think I would ever walk, anywhere, even in battle, is preposterous.

Agreed.

But I have a small problem. Some of my peasants asked if THEY could ride a horse! HAH! Have you heard such a preposterous suggestion! Nay, I told him, horses are for the Lords only! I say we should ALL get our own personal horses for when we move around, separating us from the common rabble.

The sWalker does not yet know where tavern owners are slotted in this current system...*just know if anyone says the sWalker is a peasant they will be quickly filled with arrows*.  Please tell the sWalker where he stands.

The sWalker is not of a Lords blood, but he is far beyond a common peasant. You have the love of the nobility, even though you are (yet) not one of us. Walk in glory, young one, and show the world just how pure a common man can be!

[Matey]

Yarrr all ye fancy noble lads and ladies are like to have great hordes of loot fer the talking, ill be bringing me crew on by to relieve ye of some of that heavy burdensome gold ye keep in yer treasury! I may also be so inclined as to burn yer tavern down as I find the drink selection needlessly complex and yet lacking of the one true essential: Grog.

[Keshian]

Yarrr all ye fancy noble lads and ladies are like to have great hordes of loot fer the talking, ill be bringing me crew on by to relieve ye of some of that heavy burdensome gold ye keep in yer treasury! I may also be so inclined as to burn yer tavern down as I find the drink selection needlessly complex and yet lacking of the one true essential: Grog.

Don't be listening to him - he is with the Calradian People's Front

[Gmnotutoo]

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[Gristle]

I've heard word of someone challenging me at the local tavern? I, as one of Noble blood, do not go near such wretched places. Probably some fool looking for a drinking match. Pah! I have no time for such squabbles. I have a town to run, and fine, expensive wine to indulge in.

[Gmnotutoo]

Noble blood!? I dareth say te ye Sir that thine noble blood be tainted with all things not in favor with the Lord. Not only are ye impure in heart, but I possess the most holy sword - a katana of such sharpness that it can goeth through a tank! Whatever a tank may be. But tis a word that doth sounds most unstoppable. Hide and Cry behind thy stoned castle! I am the true Heir to Kwynn and I shalleth taketh it!

[Graf_Hodenschaf]

There are not much who show their noble title like i do ( for all german non speakers - Graf = count ).

Bless the blue bloods!

[Matey]

Harr, I hear thar be nobles around whats having problems with some of the local riff raff... Fer a moderate fee i might be able to... heh... persuade said local riff raff to permanently cease their affronts... heh... if ye catch me drift.