FCC declare war on Occitan

[Bobthehero]

A lonely rider is seen dropping a letter at the door of the Occitan leader, it reads as follow:


Due to allegations of racism, ma bande de caliss, FCC has no choice but to declare war upon you and exterminate you all.

We will not abide by your insults, tabarnac, and we sure as hell won't let you insult our honor! The FCC is filled with members from everywhere and we do not accept the fact that a bunch of mangeux de marde spit on our name and go unpunished.

We will meet you in the field of honor.

Signed

Bobthehero, Narwhals leader and First Sword of BRD

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*Insults are there as a joke and to prove a certain point toward races, don't take them wrong ;)

[Dach]

I can only approve caliss! 

[Darkkarma]

Sad to see this happen. DEATH OR GLORY to both of you!

[Bulzur]

There can be glory in death, and dishonor in victory.
Since there's spectators who can also write history and confirmed it's autenticity.

[SeQuel]

I hear FCC is racist?

[SHinOCk]

i expected nothing less from a clan as honest as yours

[kukufarikki]

good thing the fcc didn't declare war, just the ffc

[Flawless]

yup, good thing.

[BaleOhay]

the FFC just happens to be the narwhals 2nd devision.. also oddly made up of Bobthehero. FearlessFrenchCanadian

[Bobthehero]

Derp, fixing this now, even matey didn't notice!

[Tears of Destiny]

A man resembling S.L.J. but with a fu man chu and goate shakes his head on amusement before walking on, chuckling softly at the man hastily painting over an F with a C.

[Decurtius]

Mhhh...
Just out of curiosity, what is this all about? I don't actually think we had any prolonged interaction with FFC and most of our members have little to no opinion on that clan/faction. Altough I seem to understand there is a problem, considering this to be a diplomatic line, you should at the very least clarify what incident lead to this actual conflict.

I hear a lot of crap flying everywhere, aimed at making us look like a bunch of jackass. And I also know for a fact that many of our members react accordignly to the slightest insult. That being said, if war it is, war it will be, but as you stated the existence of a field of honor, by the very same honor, you are bound to tell us what caused you grievance, and let us atone for it, shall the blame effectively be from our part.

This would be diplomacy and the honorable thing to do. Then again, if you are resolute to war, war it will be. But foes owe each other the meaning of their blood.
Sincerely,
Decurtius

[Matey]

Pick a more consistent diplomat who is less prone to abrasive behaviour; that would help a lot. Also, when you and your allies constantly sign against us and act in a significantly less than kind fashion in battle it really makes us doubt that you have any good intentions towards us. Lastly, we felt remaining completely neutral would be unwise as the winner of the war in the east is likely to be in a position to influence the rest of the NA territory later; as such, it seems prudent to support the side that is not likely to attack us rather than the side that hates us and is very clearly holding a big grudge from previous iterations of strategus.

Does that make sense?

p.s. A high ranking member of Occitan did indeed call us racist for deciding to merc against them in their village fight.

[Keshian]

p.s. A high ranking member of Occitan did indeed call us racist for deciding to merc against them in their village fight.

Let it be known that the FCC bears no ill will to the moors, the turks, the franks, the germans, the goths, the swedes, the angles , the saxons, the picts, the celts, the men of the far east, elves, and all the peoples of middle-earth - we accept all races for we are purveyors of love and find women of all such races quite attractive and therefore we are not racist (we do draw the line at hairy orc women).  Thank you very much.

[SeQuel]

Let it be known that the FCC bears no ill will to the moors, the turks, the franks, the germans, the goths, the swedes, the angles , the saxons, the picts, the celts, the men of the far east, elves, and all the peoples of middle-earth - we accept all races for we are purveyors of love and find women of all such races quite attractive and therefore we are not racist (we do draw the line at hairy orc women).  Thank you very much.

We need more hobbits.