this is so much fun to read
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We will come clean!
THE CONFESSION: Part 1: Ugly truth.Wolves, Templars, Nords, Pecores, Legio, Cotgs, Occitan , Union, Risen, Raven, Kapukulu, Woleper, Bashi, GK, 22nd, GO, Hospitaller, LLJK, Chaos, Hate and even ATS are all in UIF, and this war they had between each other is just to confuse u all. They worked with us from the start to establish world domination and enslave all other factions. We would together occupy all the territories and split between ourselves.
We would be sitting on our asses and laugh at all who lost, because this is the goal of strategus.
And how didn't u work it out that Kapikulu is our main spy clan, it was so obvious???? Do you honestly believe that 2 turkish clans like Kapikulu and Bashi would hate each other so much? You really believed in war and hate between them?
) Just look at the map and battle list, Kapikulu passing over their territories to their allies Wolves.
Now some advetising:
Hey Soldier! Do you feel safe? Do you believe in ur current alliance? Do you have enough lands? If you can't say "YES" to any of those questions - join ranks of brave UIF members. Call us now and get a limited "WINTER UIF HAPPY HOLIDAYS" offer - nice NA lands currently occupied by other not UIF clans. In addition to that u will get free tickets to daily executions of non UIF members. And a little puppy with Kesh's wig attached to its head.Now would be nice to finish this with some patriotic song. But our current Hymn isn't finished because Jon Bon Jovi is too drunk lately to finish writing it, it will come with the clip too.