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we need more barbarians!
« on: February 04, 2011, 04:18:41 pm »
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2011, 04:31:31 pm »
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2011, 04:32:16 pm »
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you saw it that way, not me...
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2011, 04:36:36 pm »
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If a naked man armed only with a sword and maybe a shield came charging at you, you would have no idea how to react. If an army of naked men with swords charged you, you would run and/or cower in fear. Fear is their armor.

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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2011, 04:38:52 pm »
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Nothing is stopping you from going naked carrying a spear and shield.
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2011, 04:50:30 pm »
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Those looks like celts more than barbarians, celts had an habit of fighting naked because they don't give a fuck. they're naked and fuck you up while slapping their dicks on your face.

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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2011, 04:56:18 pm »
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celts were barbarians to romans
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2011, 05:02:04 pm »
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that's what you call brave...
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2011, 05:13:19 pm »
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Why is that guy on the left wearing blue pants?
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2011, 05:13:28 pm »
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If a naked man armed only with a sword and maybe a shield came charging at you, you would have no idea how to react. If an army of naked men with swords charged you, you would run and/or cower in fear. Fear is their armor.
Roman armies trembled in fear most of the times when they saw barbarians. Well, not really =).

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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2011, 05:14:17 pm »
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Reasons they fought nekid was because if dirty cloth got into a wound it would lead to infection and death

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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2011, 05:43:45 pm »
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Reasons they fought nekid was because if dirty cloth got into a wound it would lead to infection and death

But dirt, blood and mud spashed directly onto an open wound doesn't? Seems like their logic was flawed.

They are barbarians after all. ;D
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 05:50:42 pm »
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They were called  the gaestatae and they fought naked while hopped up on some next drugs that made them insane and bloodthirsty. They were like chocolate chip cookie soldiers on meth except with swords and naked.

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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 06:12:18 pm »
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We need some combat drugs in cRPG. They should be consumables and start to work after a short while, boosting your agi and str but once wearing off, decreasing them. Also, while they are active, they should narrow your field of vision and distort the sound you hear.
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Re: we need more barbarians!
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2011, 06:21:13 pm »
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That would be cool zag