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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #45 on: October 02, 2011, 04:28:44 am »
I spot something brown on your nose, huh...
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #46 on: October 02, 2011, 04:31:01 am »
Chocolate, I presume.
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #47 on: October 02, 2011, 04:41:59 am »
Though, not the edible type I'm afraid. :(
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #48 on: October 02, 2011, 04:45:18 am »
Though, not the edible type I'm afraid. :(
Oh it's edible, it just might not taste that well.

100% dark chocolate is like that.
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2011, 05:07:27 am »
You speak from experience, how unsettling.
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2011, 05:17:39 am »
You speak from experience, how unsettling.
Dark chocolate, not shit.
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2011, 07:53:14 am »
I spot something brown on your nose, huh...
What? He is literally 1/10th the troll he used to be. Nobody could stand him before.
What would brown nosing some random internet troll do? I don't even understand your implication.

Now he isn't really causing any problems except for not contributing to his team by practically leeching til the end of each round [Fucking annoying and partially why he has a temp ban].
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2011, 11:46:56 am »
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2011, 12:39:29 pm »
You call him a stand up guy, meanwhile as you seek his wisdom and advice in the field of muscle building. It's obvious you have some form of inferiority complex.

Brown. Nosing.
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Re: The official "Welcome back Balton" topic
« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2011, 07:54:14 pm »
Balton is the best.

Close this thread.

True, but everyone aspires to be Balton, not the other way around. After all, he was the best player in the game and could deadlift 405 lbs like it was air despite only being about 160 lbs of sculpted greek god body. He is so great, there is no comparison, even if he came after and not before. He was so badass he deliberately played badly so the players whos entire life was c-rpg did not feel sad, and started the clan Gods of Death (GoD). What a legend among men.
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