Katana Analyzed in Relation to the Bastard Sword

[Jago]

My math is fine and no I don't agree with him. Weapon stats are for the weapon alone, they have nothing to do with the arms propelling them. Meow, insulting me for your amusement is trolling. Me arguing to make my point is me arguing to make my point, nothing else. Pot calling the kettle black, as Xant did. I am sure the two of you will continue to try to troll me and insult me because you don't like my argument.

[Xant]

Thanks for contributing nothing Xant.

Welcome. What's there to contribute?

[Jago]

What you think about the discussion and why would be a good contribution. Insults don't do anything but hurt peoples feelings.

[Meow]

I am sure the two of you will continue to try to troll me and insult me because you don't like my argument.

you got that wrong. we don't troll and insult you because we don't "like" your argument we do it because your argument is hilarious.

it's cool if you want to make your point over and over again but that does not make it any better 

[Jago]

I don't see how going from this:

Bastard Sword
Price 3086
weight 1.8
requirement 9
spd rtng 99
weapon length 101
swing damage 35, cut
thrust damage 23 pierce
Secondary Mode

Katana
Price 8212
weight 1.25
requirement 9
spd rtng 102
weapon length 95
swing damage 35, cut
thrust damage 18 pierce

To either of these:

Katana 3086
weight 1.8
requirement 9
spd rtng 105
weapon length 95
swing damage 35, cut
thrust damage 26 pierce

Katana 3086
weight 1.97
requirement 9
spd rtng 102
weapon length 95
swing damage 35, cut
thrust damage 26 pierce

Seems so ridiculous and hilarious to you Meow. I think you just said that you think my argument is hilarious to get a kick out of hurting someone's feelings.

The idea that heavier, longer things do not swing as fast as shorter lighter things isn't crazy. Comparing one sword to another also isn't such a crazy idea.

[Meow]

dude it's by now 8 pages of hilarity where you tried to show your point after the initial attempt to "prove" something by doing some random calculations about stuff that no one cares about.
i told you how balancing is done and even the devs ridiculed you... what else do you need to accept that your attempt to get stats changed is nothing else than the whining mob we talked about earlier?

P.S.: sorry if i hurt your feelings, that was not my intention =/

[Jago]

I don't believe that the posters in this thread have looked at what I have written with an open mind. I believe the responses I have received reflect that. Though, perhaps it is my fault for not being able to explain things better to you all.

[Meow]

right and if you believe in it strong enough it will come true, i'm sure of that!

[Patricia]

are you not happy about the already extreme speed of your WEEABO FORUDED STEERU KATANARU?

[Xant]

yes plz 110 speed masterwork katana with 30 thrust, BRING IT ON BABY

[Jago]

serpus
This.  This is the nerdiest fucking thread.

Thtb
His math is wrong, so combined with Serpus statement, double fail good sir.

Punisher
Deal with it.

Brutal
My conclusion from OP  0.17weight = 3 speed  what the....

Patricia
I'll just go the asshole way and tell you to learn to play

cmpxchg8b
your "formula" is questionable at best
Certainly not the kind of math that says a katana should have a speed of 142.

Aemaelius
I felt like commenting on this thread. Just really don't know what to say... either like... no.. just... wait... rly? or... Jago... You win this years price for best troll post. I lolled in the end!

Fasader
okay, next patch katana 142 speed. only fair.spd_rtng(142) | weapon_length(95)|swing_damage(45, piercing) | thrust_damage(35 , pierce)

POOPHAMMER
You sound like a butthurt loser

Gorath
Good troll though.

Mattressi
take your troll physics elsewhere

Leshma
little twats like you

Vexus
Learn to block and stop whining.

Mattressi
I think I'm addicted to feeding trolls
Must...stop...feeding...troll...

Xant
Jago, you are a troll.

[Meow]

Jago:
I WANT MY KATANA BUFFED AND DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND YOU ALL ARE WRONG WHICH IS CLEARLY SHOWN BY MY MATH!
LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

normal i don't do caps but it was necessary to capture your attitude.

[Patricia]

actually I do know how to play, if I didn't I would ask for a buff on my weapon too.

[Jago]

Don't worry, you all don't have to make fun of me anymore. Never again. Good-bye.

[Meow]

oh my gawd don't kill yourself!
we didn't mean to hurt your feelings!