You know you played too much crpg when...
your best friends bury their foot in your ass when you least expect it and say "jut plyn fol"
you go to an interview and when you are asked about preferred retirement plan, you say "just the barmace, thank you"
you get in a fight and you stop your punch mid swing 3 times to "Juke" the guy out. (and promptly get a busted nose)
you go to the doctors office and chat it up with an old lady and she says "damn they take forever!" and you reply" "oh its fine with me, the longer the round, the more gold i get."
you go to visit the county fair and when you see a horse, you promptly lol lance it in the head.
you chat with a hot girl and instead of giving them your name, you give them your clantag.
you check into the clinic to check about a sex change and say "if im going to stare at my ass all day, at least it should be a womans"
you spank your kid and you start to see damage %'s rise off its ass.
you go to the bank and you look for the "current xp/next level xp" in your checking account balance.
you hit a curb in your car, but you were lagging, so you ended up back in the intersection while the light was red.
you tell your younger brother to do his homework and he laughs and says "lol homwrk iz fur my old friendlonies"
you watch UFC and call the winner a hacker because he spammed the other guy.
you go to the men's warehouse to buy a suit and ask the tailor what the protection level is.
you go to beat up your girlfriend's new date in a wedding gown with a boulder on a stick.
you punch your wall out of frustration, but nothing happens until 5 hours later
thats all for now