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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2011, 01:25:20 pm »
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- Calculating possible builds with a piece of paper @ work
- Daydreaming about Crpg and/or slicing ppl in real life for even opening their bloody mouths
- Using an umbrella for 2H acting doing "bling" and other metalsounds while being caught by ur laughing girlfriend
- Forgetting every useful thing u wanted to do after hitting the powerbutton of ur comp



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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2011, 03:35:39 pm »
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When someone mentions they're going to sit on the couch, and the first thing you think about is a lance.
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2011, 01:55:33 pm »
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-When you are walking down the street and keep looking behind you to check for cavalry

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2011, 02:02:58 pm »
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When you are waiting at a pedestrian light with other guys, and the light turns green, you run forward while screaming "Fall back".
When you reach the other group at the other side of the street, you start beating them up while screaming "Attaaaack".


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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2011, 02:10:07 pm »
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When you spend more time playing c-rpg than with your girlfriend.
When your girlfriend wants to give you head but you tell her you are too busy leveling.
When you start analyzing people for speed and possible angles for blocking.
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2011, 02:14:25 pm »
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When you don't play crpg, you upload pictures off your body.

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2011, 10:42:54 pm »
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When you have a broken foot and canĀ“t decide  between a wheelchair or crutches, explaining the doctor "because you have both polearm and riding high skilled."

or when you then take both and try to tjost from a wheelchair with the crutches people from their bycicles.
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2011, 10:47:13 pm »
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When your doctor tells you to raise your arms and you down block.

When someone answers the teacher's question first and you cry "nerf!" to the principal.
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2011, 12:56:04 am »
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when you get annoyed that you cant look around while walking without turning around

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2011, 02:52:16 pm »
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when you conclude the best thing to do as a higher gen (gen 14) is grind & heirloom every item you use.

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2011, 02:55:59 pm »
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You start daydreaming about playing cRPG at school, work, etc...
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2011, 03:28:07 pm »
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when your wife wakes you up in the morning your first response is wait till i lose my multiplier

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2011, 03:38:23 pm »
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when hell freezes over, never play enough crpg  8-)
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2011, 03:44:10 pm »
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when you conclude the best thing to do as a higher gen (gen 14) is grind & heirloom every item you use.
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2011, 09:34:11 am »
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.. when you see the look in your girlfriends eyes when she wakes you up from a horrible nightmare and you tell her that you dreamt about chadz nerfing archery because it was still op.