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You know you played too much crpg when...
« on: January 27, 2011, 12:17:30 am »
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... your real life beard resembles your characters

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 04:31:56 am »
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You first aim down and to the right before a sudden lift to penetration  :mrgreen:
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 08:03:56 am »
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... you dream of crpg

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 10:46:05 am »
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When your already thinking what to retire on the second time you hit lvl 31 when mostly people are still under it for the first time.

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 10:50:33 am »
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... when you build siege tower, healing tents and catapults together with an admin, just for fun :D

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 11:34:07 am »
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... when you start lobbying for retirement at age 46. :P

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2011, 09:41:29 pm »
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... you dream of crpg
When your already thinking what to retire on the second time you hit lvl 31 when mostly people are still under it for the first time.
i play to much

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 09:56:32 pm »
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In real life:

When you meet someone , you just kick him in the belly as a greeting.

You generally kick everyone.

When you want to fight someone, you pick up a piece of wood and hold it horizontally above your head as a duell sign.

When you are in a funny mood you run around people while punching them in the face
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 10:41:22 pm »
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You start daydreaming about playing cRPG at school, work, etc...

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2011, 11:03:23 pm »
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You watch videos of games like Call of duty Black Ops or Bad company 2, and moan about archers being OP in that game.
You start playing that game and only use melee weapons, then later requesting archer nerf at a forum.

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2011, 01:29:35 am »
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* When you start dressing up as your character irl
* When you start swapping the term newbie with peasant
* When you start to believe you are a hero
* When you start thinking that the mongols were just trolling their enemies and being lame
* When you start thinking the templars were a bunch of kids  8-)
* When you start arguing that the mercs are not roleplaying the mercenary style properly
* When you start thinking that maybe bow & arrows were just as fast as a machine-gun in medieval times
* When you start looking for the poll ban button when someone does anything stupid irl
* When you start replying to threads like this >_<

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2011, 01:37:17 am »
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In real life:

When you meet someone , you just kick him in the belly as a greeting.

You generally kick everyone.

When you want to fight someone, you pick up a piece of wood and hold it horizontally above your head as a duell sign.

When you are in a funny mood you run around people while punching them in the face
lulz

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2011, 01:54:42 am »
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... you watch tv and u wonder where the banners over their heads have gone

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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2011, 03:30:16 am »
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...when you watch movies based in pre-gunpowder times and start thinking about tactics and strategy they should be using to fight the battle or capture the fortress.
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Re: You know you played too much crpg when...
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2011, 01:03:00 pm »
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When ur watching a medieval film and wonder about the many way u can use a sword ( more than 4 )
When u holding a wooden staff throught the window in your car and try to backstab people...