A short time ago, in Strategus not so far away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHMAB8qpbU8&feature=fvstOperation: Party in the Desert
LLJK immediately took up residence in our most holy land Afgoonistan in the western most part of the desert. Howeaver, we soon found our holy lands infested by some Crusdaers of Acro who thought this to be their holy lands. They were wrong and cast aside for their blasphemies or so we thought.
Operation: I Have a Bad Feeling About This
It soon became apparent we were not alone in the desert as the middle of the desert was taking by SoA and the eastern fringe was taken by someone else. But, that was not meant to be the story as it were. Soon our Western lands of peace and freedom were infested by foreigners speaking gibberish and talking about their math skills. Through our not so careful spy network we found out a secret jihad been declared against us by the Coalition of the Not So Honorable.
Operation: Afgoony Freedom
The original Coalition of the Not So Honorable consisted of Shogunate, VRN, Pecores, Sea Raiders, Knights Templar, Acre, and Sovereignty of Aegis and they launched their campaign of terror against us poor LLJK scrubs/noobs/gays/bads/(insert random insult). Pecores launched the first major offensive taking our beloved city. These were dark times indeed as the gods(a hacker) mercilessly interfered in our battle and the subsequent battle to liberate our fallen city. Pecores were thrown out of Ayn Assaudi and VRN was torn to pieces. Then SoA, glory be to them, kicked out the Knight Templars from their lands realizing they would surely be betrayed by the not so honorable weeabo commander Ujin and his northern accomplice Ecko. While we celebrated a seemingly great victory, our enemies had amassed what was meant to be a final invasion force of Afgoonistan.
Operation: GoonD-Day
We said good by to our loved ones and our stash of Mountain Dews as we stared down the barrel at 5 armies amassed to our north and northwest, each numbering from 1-1.5k in men. ATS had sent supplies to the Coalition of the Not So Honorable and and 1k army led by the artist formerly known as Goretooth to aid 2 armies of Shogunate weeabos, 1 army of Templars, and 1 army of Sea Raiders. We saw the enemies coming and we smiled for that day we unleashed SUPERIOR GOON TACTICS and decimated all comers. Pecores and Templars were destroyed without mercy, and the grand weeabo Army 1 was routed. We also had another reason to smile, the Shogunate found out the hard way we goons were not as friendless as we were thought to be.
Operation: Risen/Legio/Bashi Smash
Our fine Eu friends decided that Shogunate_Ujin could not be trusted and smashed into the Shogunate lands from the North while we sent our humble army from the Southeast into the weeabo territory. The battles were fierce and plenty until a cold war appeared as all sides hunkered down to survive the impending winter and spawn rushing tactics.
Operation: Northern Empire is a Paper Tiger
Hearing a great war was raging in the North, we packed our bags and sent our army northward to help in the Great War Against Northern Aggression. However, be the slow and maybe chubby goons that we are, it took us a few days to arrive. By that time, the fear inspiring Ecko_ATS had adorned Kesh in diamonds and had disappeared off into the wild blue yonder. We managed to snag a piece of Northern Empire property and sold it to the real estate conglomerate of the FCC.
Operation: Fall of the Shogunate Byzantium
With the cold war over, hostilities resumed and the blood flowed. the Pecores fought valiantly to very end but alas their city was taken and they were sent packing to other lands. The former weeabo menace was trounced time and time again until finally thier lands were no more. The Mountain Dew flowed and many bags of Cheetos were eaten that day as we celebrated the fall of our enemy. We settled down for a time of peace and rebuilding, for freedom had won out over two massive alliances as the Northern Empire had fallen sometime before the fall of the Coalition of the Not So Honorable.
Operation: Wait, Who is Attacking Us?
So it came to our last battle of Strat 2.0 against a terrible and formidable foe of OCF, who none of us had even heard of. Through our superior spy network we learned they were vassals/friends/buddies/something of the evil French, Pecores. They threw themselves at a small village of ours but found themselves encircled and slaughtered by the forces of the Goontooth. We began to plan our next great liberation...
Operation: Fat Tortoise
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