Strategus Tease - v2.0

[Torak]

what do you mean with "we dont serve you kind here"?
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[Punisher]

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The shitload of work we've asked chadz to do is too much for him - the stress has made him fly!

Not to mention Dave added his famous construction site on top of all that

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[Lorenzo]

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Spam love/hate messages there...

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...so chadz will be forced to give us another tease.

Or else some might want to... :-(
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[Punisher]

chadz hiding his identity as usual

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[Torp]

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, so it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw.

With every shovel full of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.


get up from the well and give us Strategus!!!!
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chadz can't get up the well cause noone is shoveling dirt :s


EVERYONE, FIND THE WELL AND SHOVEL DIRT IF YOU WANT STRATEGUS!

[Ishtar_Soup]

So all my had work is paying off! Let's see what i can do today!
Last time we saw chadz in the army, fighting for his life. Then we noticed the ennemy kidnapped him and the US forces put on a secret mission to save him.
Notice chadz's attempt of getting out of that prison! Before the arrival of the american troops.
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Our great Donkey then ran for president. (Of this, we have more proof; chadz's Electoral Pins and Vote slips)
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Like his ancestors, chadz is a Parteh animal. Earlier, we saw pictures of his walk of shame.
All that alcohol love, he gets from his great great grandfather. Notice his acts during the prohibition period, smuggling alcohol!
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We recently found new pictures, in these, we see chadz as the ancestor of train technology!
But people never knew his schedule and needed a new method. That's how they invented the steam engine.
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In last week's instalment, we learned that chadz's became a renown basketball player.
Under the name of 'Mammuth Jack Donkey' or 'Scraps' he even trumped players skilled as Michael Jordan and Denis Rodmann.
It has come to our attention that we own video proof of these facts: (Plz refer to these links)

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Just to be safe, chadz also started a new career as an Artist. His big success, the remix of 'Can't touch this' of McHammer has even more success...
All his show's are fully booked, and he now has a one man stand up show! (See picture bellow)
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Fame and fortune ensued, and With MTV, we got access to his CRIB! Notice him on his throne and his servants all bowing to him!
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In our next instalment, we'll do a piece on chadz's dentition through time. Here are a few previews of what's to wait for!

(chadz, age 4)
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(chadz, age 6)
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[Torp]

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chadz is fighting with another donkey and throwing the CRPG Community off of his back, cause we've been pushing him too hard! (and hitting him with a stick)

[gazda]

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[Different]

thnx will use it

[Stokes]

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This is win! I added it to my sig with a clicky so others can join the fun.

[Different]

moar donkey ! D:

[MountedRhader]

This is win! I added it to my sig with a clicky so others can join the fun.

This will do anything but shorten the time we have to begrudgingly wait for strategus to come back. 

[MrExxc]

This is win! I added it to my sig with a clicky so others can join the fun.

For sure!

[gazda]

This will do anything but shorten the time we have to begrudgingly wait for strategus to come back. 

It certenaly wont prolonge it 

[Sultan Eren]

We want Strategus!!!