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Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« on: September 03, 2011, 06:01:01 pm »
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self explanatory by title  :lol:

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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 06:21:20 pm »
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Agree each time a friendly pony kdr whoring cav player gets u killed cause he bumps you/Couch you while you fighten they should get cut in their pony license..

I've never played a server where people split up as much or as often as on EU1.  No wonder range is having a field day.

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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 06:49:40 pm »
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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 06:52:21 pm »
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Oh and by the way you have to blow your floppy disc to make sure your not drunk while riding... i talked to my gf bout this she says +1 :twisted:

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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 06:53:16 pm »
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Quote from: Christo
Much better.

For riding a horse you should have to get a "riding license."

You'd have to go through an obstacle course, answer question etc. Every two weeks.

The obstacle course would consist a heavily populated area where the rider has to get from point A to B, without bumping anyone.

If you bump one guy, fine. But bump 2 or 3, and oops, no license.

I know, stupid suggestion is stupid. But it sounds funny.

I suggested this once, mainly for fun, but yeah.
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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2011, 08:54:50 pm »
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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2011, 01:37:00 am »
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YES! It saddens me whenever I see another cav do this. I always go for bumping the enemy, not even DARING to attack because I want to keep my precious teammate safe. I have gotten so many "thank you" for this and "wow, a USEFUL friendly cav!" to me because of it. But with all those other cav players who DON'T do that but instead killhungry try to get a cheap kill, I can only see the frustration and despair in my footmen allies and I just KNOW how they will rage about cav later on. IMPLEMENT THIS! I will sign up as one of the first to take this and if I am not deemed worthy enough to ride a horse in battle. Well. Then so be it! As long as my teammates are safe and sound!
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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2011, 01:48:49 am »
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I still try the kill often as cav because in the end it isn't that more risky than bumping. However as inf I try to make space between me and the opponent to make the bumping/killing easier when I see an allied cav incoming. And I see very few inf doing this. The core of the cav skill here is to distinguish fights that go well and fights that don't. It's often very difficult to do with duels.

About the suggestion, I know it's impossible to do but I would say yes if we could.



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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2011, 02:30:51 am »
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The inf on your team that are really retarded are the ones that continue to try and fight, when all they have to do is step back and let the cav guy hanging around horse bump them and instant easy kill for the footmen. Problem is, most don't, and then they complain at you when they spin around suddenly and get caught under your hooves meaning they are the ones to get killed :rolleyes:

It's the same with archers shooting into melee. If your friendly inf was smart, they'd manoeuvre so the enemy is side on and your archer has a clear shot. But friendly inf never does this and continues to fight and then complains when they get team hit.
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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2011, 02:50:17 am »
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The inf on your team that are really retarded are the ones that continue to try and fight, when all they have to do is step back and let the cav guy hanging around horse bump them and instant easy kill for the footmen. Problem is, most don't, and then they complain at you when they spin around suddenly and get caught under your hooves meaning they are the ones to get killed :rolleyes:

It's the same with archers shooting into melee. If your friendly inf was smart, they'd manoeuvre so the enemy is side on and your archer has a clear shot. But friendly inf never does this and continues to fight and then complains when they get team hit.

How do inf know that there are a bunch of hungry kdr whoring archers / cav players shooting / charging the same person your in a fight with  :?:

3rd person view dont grant you super spider sense nor does the fact that u cant hear where horses charge from....
I've never played a server where people split up as much or as often as on EU1.  No wonder range is having a field day.

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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2011, 03:27:47 am »
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How do inf know that there are a bunch of hungry kdr whoring archers / cav players shooting / charging the same person your in a fight with  :?:

3rd person view dont grant you super spider sense nor does the fact that u cant hear where horses charge from....

Eyes? Usually those archers are right in front of you/cav circling. It's usually pretty damn obvious.

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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2011, 03:34:52 am »
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If you need a license to drive a horse then you need a license to use a weapon, considering for every cav bumping tking fool there is some dumb melee bastard spamming swings in spawn or tking teammates because he is so greedy for the kill.
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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2011, 03:40:18 am »
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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2011, 04:58:51 am »
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Just today 3 of my mates died in a row because their were knocked down by on of their teamates...with a plated charger -.- he was just knocking down everything on his charge and after that he even said "keep them busy so i can kill them"...arrogant rider

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Re: Send in your drivers license to ride a horse
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2011, 01:24:13 pm »
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If you need a license to drive a horse then you need a license to use a weapon,

I wish if you put athletics up to 13 you could knock over people just by running into them. Now THAT would be fun to watch, imagine the tears.

considering for every cav bumping tking fool there is some dumb melee bastard spamming swings in spawn or tking teammates because he is so greedy for the kill.

True, but that sword swings both ways. Too many times have I been fighting someone in melee and had some random hero come cartwheeling out of NOWHERE and take one of my swings to the back of the head and spend the rest of the game complaining about it or even have the audacity to poll me! As if it was somehow my fault I can't watch every single friendly player within line of sight of me at all times, its crazy.
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