Looks like Zealot got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Nah we've just had to adopt a "fuck it, whatever" attitude towards strategus since you never know what crazy shit is gonna happen next like:
-Losing an army to hackers
-Suddenly having the defending team become unbeatable
-Uncapturable flags
-Losing your entire army despite winning
-Not losing any equipment after losing a battle, plus gaining the defeated sides equipment
-Gaining multiple copies of the losing teams equipment
Every time you initiate a battle it's like rolling a dice on a catastrophic result table from warhammer or something. Who knows what the fuck will happen!
I guess basically what I'm trying to say is
BIRD CLAN