It was another uneventful day in the Dragoni halls, everybody was fucking around as usual and doing nothing particularly useful to society. Larry stumbled into the chambers where Artyem and Lord Vesarius had already been waiting.
"Oh, look at these faggots" said Larry
Artyem was in the corner with his ears plugged, tinkering with a strange metallic object labeled "ksp".
"fuck eve this shit is impossible to get off of"
Vesarius was up to his usual shenanigans, writing letters to the local wardens to get local villains apprehended.
"time to get Havelle banned lol"
Larry proceeded to give a lengthy description of the new jacket he was going to buy, which he followed by a brief conversation with himself about the dick girl he had seen last night.
SUDDENLY there was a rap rap rapping at the window
IT WAS THEN that Relit the old appeared, he climbed through the open window with a rare look of excitement. Relit often appeared miserable, as if he woke up to somebody shitting on his door step every day. But this was different, this was... Elder Scrolls: Online.
"Soon we will be Khajiits in a far away land, in a game that costs 15 shekels a month to play" he said, gasping for breath.
"go fuck yourself Relit" replied Artyem
"okay"
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