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Karaoke night, Arty!Make it happen!
http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/(raven)-ravens-of-valhalla-(na)/250/Relit the Old, just come from his endeavors at the Great Hall of Narra, crept into the bedchambers of each of the Draculites/Draculians/Dracul-Americans (whatever).For Deltah, a set of brass balls. To match his already ardent pair.For Buttguts, a cloth dipped in chloroform. More a gift to be used on him in reality.For Larry, forty different sex dolls, each the form of a animal.For Artyem, a new police baton. His old one broke upon a jaywalkers head.For Hanson, nothing. Not even a whisper. Except maybe a hug.Before leaving, Relit the Old, the spry and mean, left upon the table a box marked "For Celinthe".Little did she know, that inside the box was a simple gift to all. For it was empty and large enough to stuff a body, thrown from on high.Merry Christmas my friends!
*sniffles*