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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2011, 05:51:54 pm »
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Easy kills:

Phyrex
Khorin
Gnjus
Denmark_Total_War
Thomek
Silent
Goretooth

and maybe i've forgotten some?

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2011, 05:53:14 pm »
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Easy kills:

Phyrex
Khorin
Gnjus
Denmark_Total_War
Thomek
Silent
Goretooth

and maybe i've forgotten some?

You forgot Ninja_Torp.

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2011, 06:02:45 pm »
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You forgot Ninja_Torp.

except that i changed name to Ninja_kenkyaku ;D

but nah, i dont suck as much as these guys!

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2011, 06:07:43 pm »
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Red Tunic/Blue Tunic*, Straw hats, Black boots, leather gloves.

Definite easy kills. Fuck them all up.

And HA without a horse.

Edit: You also forgot the oversized sword.

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2011, 06:26:12 pm »
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I agree they're awesome.  But anything under 100 speed (exluding the spammitar of "WTF") is slow.  :P

I feel like me and balb have traded weapon speeds now that i use the side sword
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2011, 06:43:02 pm »
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99% of the people who run towards me alone or in small groups wielding a 2h or 1h without shield.
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2011, 06:43:58 pm »
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People without helmets

newkid Ninjas (train them Tomek)
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Yeah, well you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #52 on: January 23, 2011, 06:47:17 pm »
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Do a swing if he blockes the wrong direction, attack!
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2011, 07:00:24 pm »
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lol i love slashing people without helmets in the face!
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2011, 07:21:21 pm »
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LMAO...i think everyone does ManOWar haha. its so satisfying...especially couch lancing them in the face off of a horse at like 40mph. :)
Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin paid; mostly only when I’m gettin paid.

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2011, 07:25:02 pm »
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Someone who runs away from you, into a group of 10 more of their buddies before re-engaging you, gets last blow and says 'owned'.

Next round couch lancing them 20 paces from their spawn, and returning their message, priceless.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2011, 07:26:28 pm by Murmillus_Prime »
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2011, 07:26:23 pm »
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I said that.   :wink:

*Any 1h/Shielder that's not using either the spammitar, or side sword.  They're just too slow to attack/feint.   :mrgreen:*

Hmmmm i do alot of Kills with my Nordic Champion and against good players too OK maybe they just Lucky in Blocking me 10 times before they die!

AND WTF is the Spammitar is that a good 1h i dont have??Maybe the Scimitar?? Buy Buy Buy/Spam Spam Spam
Do a swing if he blockes the wrong direction, attack!

Maybe thats a Trap!!


Hmmm that Players aint that Bad because they know they cant win alone so using support is a good Tacktick and make you a good Player the spell Owned makes him just to an moron Player
Someone who runs away from you, into a group of 10 more of their buddies before re-engaging you, gets last blow and says 'owned'.

Next round couch lancing them 20 paces from their spawn, and returning their message, priceless.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2011, 07:29:45 pm by Beleidiger »

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2011, 08:56:02 pm »
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Oh I almost forgot.

Anyone who isnt Phyrex.

Thats all.

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2011, 09:02:23 pm »
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Oh I almost forgot.

Anyone who isnt Phyrex.

Thats all.

Bjord would stand a good chance vs phyrex imo.
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2011, 09:07:15 pm »
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How to spot a sad twat:

Anyone who posts macho bullshit about a computer game - especially anyone whos ever typed owned. Even as a "joke". Utter twats.