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How to spot a noob/easykill?
« on: January 22, 2011, 01:52:18 am »
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Thought to write something to help those that show to all the world how bad they are asking for it.

Let me start:

* Archers with shield and 1h
* Shielder with katana used as 1h

Fill me in here..
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 01:58:12 am »
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poophammer with his black armor and hunting bow peasants kill him!
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 01:59:41 am »
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Lol, yeah chinese players with black armor, the best helmet, a flamby and 450 ping..
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 01:59:57 am »
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Anyone with 2 or more shields.
And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2011, 02:00:54 am »
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anyone in strange armour
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2011, 02:01:15 am »
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Ninjas running about the map on there own ;)

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011, 02:07:29 am »
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anyone with a black hood+mask except me
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011, 02:18:12 am »
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Gorath when hes afk
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2011, 02:25:08 am »
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Gorath when hes afk

lol!

+1 to you sir.   :mrgreen:

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2011, 02:38:55 am »
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ME!  :lol: do not worry i may look intimadating with my black coat of plates black helmet, black greaves, bar mace, javelins and heavy throwing axes, but im actually a harmless peasent.
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2011, 04:17:38 am »
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ME!  :lol: do not worry i may look intimadating with my black coat of plates black helmet, black greaves, bar mace, javelins and heavy throwing axes, but im actually a harmless peasent.

in order words ur armor is too heavy for a weak peasant like you
you move like a slug and can lift ur bar mace
YOU SUCK :)
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2011, 04:55:30 am »
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People without shield approaching a squad of huscarls
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011, 04:58:15 am »
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if you see me
I'm like a cake walk
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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2011, 05:40:59 am »
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* Shielder with katana used as 1h

I saw one like that today. This person was at the top of the list with like 45-3. 0.0

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Re: How to spot a noob/easykill?
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2011, 06:23:53 am »
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in order words ur armor is too heavy for a weak peasant like you
you move like a slug and can lift ur bar mace
YOU SUCK :)


No it isnt that im lvl 27 i have 18 str 15 agi, 5 athletics, 5 weapon master and over 100 wpf in 2-handed, i was just making a joke, my ping is almost always over 200 so im a easy target.
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