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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2011, 03:46:26 pm »
Kill him and look on his hurt ego. Its fun i tell you.
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2011, 03:57:39 pm »
Kill him and look on his hurt ego. Its fun i tell you.

No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2011, 04:13:14 pm »
No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2011, 05:11:05 pm »
Who is balton?

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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2011, 05:55:50 pm »
No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.

I remember spying in CHAOS team speak and hearing Karma rage about Balton.  Apparently he shot Balton but Balton suddenly turned around rendering Karma's masterwork arbalest and bolts useless - his abs were impervious to pierce.
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2011, 05:57:26 pm »
Who is balton?

He's like Michael but NA.
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2011, 07:38:51 pm »
He's like Michael but NA.

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Pretty much.

In other words someone who is so epicly terrible and bad at the game that the immense size of their ego is absurdly mind boggling.  Thus, hillarity ensues.
And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2011, 07:48:39 pm »
If he can't dead lift 500+ when he comes back I will be severely disappointed.

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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2011, 08:08:06 pm »
I saw a GoD_Balton_The_Benevolent slice through multiple clans like nothing.

Must be him

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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2011, 08:49:44 pm »
Who is this balton you speak of?
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2011, 08:52:32 pm »
Who is this balton you speak of?

A player who thinks individual worth is directly determined by the state of one's abdominal muscles.  He's well known in this community for making many forum posts premised on this and similar ideas.

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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2011, 11:42:43 pm »
The guy is a fun study in hubris.
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2011, 11:48:18 pm »
Balton, killin' bitches with his ego since some day...
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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2011, 11:57:16 pm »
He's God tier!

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Re: BALTONS BACK?
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2011, 12:02:12 am »
No one can kill Balton.  He is impervious to all human weapons as he deadlifts elephants like air.

are you sure? I always thougth he was deadlifting air like it was elephants...  :rolleyes:

also for people who don't know balton yet here some little wonder of him:
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2182.0.html (unban essay)
http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,2528.0.html (ban poll against him)

hope those little masterpiece of balton give you a good idea of the guy, also to the one that knowed Balton hope this make ''good'' memory...
So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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