Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior

[Ozwan]

Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.

That was one of the most retarded things I've seen in my life and showed complete lack of knowledge on viking part, people who know a lot about samurai culture had a good laugh too I heard.

The whole show is generally speaking just ridiculous.

[TheGriffin88]

Say we did re-do Viking vs Samurai.

Ideas on stats for each character? Stats would vary depending on who you are fighting, so while a viking may have 21 str in one fight, it may be 24 for instance against a weaker opponent.

Would we do:
Long range:
Medium range:
Short range:
Special weapon:

and include armour etc

[Xscizorx]

We need to make this

Plated flamberger VS. Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes

Plated flamberger weapons/armor/stats:
Flamberge
Gothic plate w/bevor
Armet
Wisby gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Morning star
Statistics: 21 strength, 15 agility.

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* equipment
Great long axe
Mail shirt
Nordic warrior helmet
Leather boots
Mail mittens
War spear

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* skills
18 strength, 18 agility


Let the highly technological excel spreadsheet begin the fight.
(I didn't really compare them. I'm just mocking the show).

The plated flamberger walks out of his wooden camp, looking at his surroundings, making sure he doesn't have any enemies spying on him. He draws his mighty flamberge and starts heading back inside, and the Nordic warrior jumps out of the bush nearby and attempts to backslash the knight.
The knight's slow reflexes are just fast enough to counter his axe and stab him back. The Nordic warrior blocks his stab, and slashes back with an overhead, and the knight dodges, but his flamberge was disarmed by the warrior. He quickly draws his morningstar, and the warrior runs off, hoping to ambush the knight. The knight stands his ground and waits. The warrior, with his fast movements, is already on the top of the knight's camp and waits. The knight picks up his flamberge just as the warrior dropped down and slices the knights body... Oh shit! Owned, son!

*Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes is a trademark of Witloof co.

[Digglez]

Say we did re-do Viking vs Samurai.

Ideas on stats for each character? Stats would vary depending on who you are fighting, so while a viking may have 21 str in one fight, it may be 24 for instance against a weaker opponent.

Would we do:
Long range:
Medium range:
Short range:
Special weapon:

and include armour etc

VIKING WARRIOR
Strength: 24
Agility: 12
Hit points: 71
Skills to attributes: 2
Ironflesh: 6
Power Strike: 8
Shield: 4
Athletics: 4
Power Throw: 3
Weapon Master: 4
One Handed: 125
Throwing: 78

Nordic Huscarl Helm
Mail Shirt
Scale Gauntlets
Leather Boots

Nordic Champion's Sword or Broad One Handed Battle Axe
Heavy Round Shield
Javelins

[TheGriffin88]

We need to make this

Plated flamberger VS. Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes

Plated flamberger weapons/armor/stats:
Flamberge
Gothic plate w/bevor
Armet
Wisby gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Morning star
Statistics: 21 strength, 15 agility.

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* equipment
Great long axe
Mail shirt
Nordic warrior helmet
Leather boots
Mail mittens
War spear

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* skills
18 strength, 18 agility


Let the highly technological excel spreadsheet begin the fight.
(I didn't really compare them. I'm just mocking the show).

The plated flamberger walks out of his wooden camp, looking at his surroundings, making sure he doesn't have any enemies spying on him. He draws his mighty flamberge and starts heading back inside, and the Nordic warrior jumps out of the bush nearby and attempts to backslash the knight.
The knight's slow reflexes are just fast enough to counter his axe and stab him back. The Nordic warrior blocks his stab, and slashes back with an overhead, and the knight dodges, but his flamberge was disarmed by the warrior. He quickly draws his morningstar, and the warrior runs off, hoping to ambush the knight. The knight stands his ground and waits. The warrior, with his fast movements, is already on the top of the knight's camp and waits. The knight picks up his flamberge just as the warrior dropped down and slices the knights body... Oh shit! Owned, son!

*Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes is a trademark of Witloof co.

Hah wasn't that episode 3?

[Xscizorx]

Hah wasn't that episode 3?

I don't know. Ive never watched it

[Baggy]

I don't know. Ive never watched it

O rly

[Fartface]

id say the deadliest warrior show kinda lacked information it failed at the fighting styles of the soldiers.
and it sometimes made no fuckin sense at al.

[Glyph]

the medieval knight failed hard

[Joxer]

Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.

Few ideas I came up with.

[Gheritarish le Loki]

Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.

Few ideas I came up with.

You seem to realy like ninjas, no?

[Joxer]

I have nothing against ninjas. I played a ninja in Thomeks movie. It's just for the comedy value

[Glyph]

Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.

Few ideas I came up with.

better, knight and his lady ride over a nice field, then the lady gets hit in the head by a shuriken and dies, a smokebomb is thrown at the knight and he is confused, than the ninja comes up from behind and tries to hit the knight in his armor, but the knight blocks and stabs from his horse killing the ninja

[Joxer]

Where's the comedy bit?