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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2011, 01:48:38 pm »
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Ill be David with stones if someone else wants to be Goliath.  :)
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2011, 02:09:31 pm »
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Ill be David with stones if someone else wants to be Goliath.  :)

HA! Good idea
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2011, 02:10:47 pm »
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Deadliest Warrior didn't appear scientific to me, so that'll be staying true to original!

lol what gave it away? The fact that anything to do with America instantly won?
The best part of that show is the ego between the two sets of experts lol
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2011, 02:27:39 pm »
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ye but if you want an good fight it would also be handy that the players that fight be of equal skill.
otherwise it wil just be an massacre for the other.
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2011, 02:35:07 pm »
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ye but if you want an good fight it would also be handy that the players that fight be of equal skill.
otherwise it wil just be an massacre for the other.

You are right sir!
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2011, 04:29:55 pm »
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Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.

I assume you are being ironic here. However there is a guy who has devoted countless hours and posted several youtube clips on how poorly the viking vs samurai episode was executed. Quite amusing to watch as he seems to take it as a personal insult that the samurai won. He has some skills though, both in SCA fighting and with real weapons and his facts are true aswell so its quite educational actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpu2NRg-HEg

To OP this is a great idea! Must be the same type of pseudo-science involved though or it will not be that Deadliest Warrior feeling. A lot of material can be found in the game balancing forum so it would not be too much work.

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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2011, 04:34:29 pm »
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Yeah of course, if a battle isn't settled by the guy who's expertise isn't actually anything to do with battling then its not Deadliest Warrior...
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2011, 05:00:03 pm »
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'fake' peasant wielding the 'tree branch' 1h with 13ps. VS goretooth. lol

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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2011, 05:00:09 pm »
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Ninja

Long Range weapon - Throwing Stars

Medium Range weapon - Tassel spear

Short Range weapon - Katana

Special weapon - Smoke bombs

VS

Knight

Long Range weapon - Lance

Medium Range weapon - Bec de corbin

Short Range weapon - Dagger

Special Weapon - Horse

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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2011, 05:17:02 pm »
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I can do some acting for this but only if we get RipperX to do the voice over. My char is 9ath polearm so I can do a fake ninja for example. In fact in one up and coming (!?) movie I do play a ninja :D
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2011, 05:32:37 pm »
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the program itself failed, the european knight had his helmet put on the wrong way  :lol:
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2011, 05:40:26 pm »
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lol what gave it away? The fact that anything to do with America instantly won?
The best part of that show is the ego between the two sets of experts lol

Just like that episode when the green berets instantly won over the spetnaz... oh wait...

BTW you are a douche and I nominate you for douchebag of the year.

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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2011, 05:42:02 pm »
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Male v woman character - female character gets cleaver, male character either gets wooden stick or the studded warclub (whichever looks more like a baseball bat).  Man gets white tunic, woman gets peasant dress (has apron).

We can call it the husband-beater/wife-beater contest and see which is the deadlier sex. :wink:
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2011, 05:42:54 pm »
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Well the program was a fail that it had to mach up the two 'warriors' each episode. They did do a ton of scientific experiments with the weapons and techniques and that's why I watched and loved it. They should've just focused on that. You can never really know what 'type' of warrior is the best because each individual is different and each scenario is different. On that note there is no "deadliest warrior" :)
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Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2011, 05:46:11 pm »
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Just like that episode when the green berets instantly won over the spetnaz... oh wait...

BTW you are a douche and I nominate you for douchebag of the year.

Watch the latest episode, even the whole cast know it's bias. I quote "85% for the Americans, is that a surprise?" "Not really its an American show".     

Secondly, no cookies for guessing where your from...blind faith much? If it was a UK show or a French show or a German show it would be the same. So sensitive.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 06:16:04 pm by TheGriffin88 »
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