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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1005 on: November 24, 2011, 06:31:35 pm »
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You can marry that bitch?lol

Fighting lesbian powa!
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1006 on: November 24, 2011, 06:32:35 pm »
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Dude I married mjoll the lioness and I want to kill her so badly,

EVERYWHERE WE GO SHE WON'T STFU

But she is immortal for some reason...

Plus her accent is nasty.

That's why i married Aela. She got a sweet face paint and speaks without any Arnold Schwarzeneger female version voice or some other BS.

Plus WEREWOLF SEX!! Grrrrr! Lol.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1007 on: November 24, 2011, 06:51:48 pm »
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did anyone find a person named Kesh?
i heard about it.

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1008 on: November 24, 2011, 07:00:43 pm »
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Dude your method of "breaking up" is a bit overkill..  :lol:

Well I just strolled into our lovely house in Solitude, decided she said 'My love' and 'back from some interesting adventure I expect' in that grating voice one to many times so I put a sword in her head. Funny thing was I only had to pay 1k to the guards  :P

Which bitch was your wife?

The Riverwood traders sister. Forgotten her exact name...something like Camilla.

Can't you, um... Divorce your wife in this game?

I wonder if I could marry a person in each settlement for the RP of some douchey thief...

I couldn't be bothered to find out how to do it so decided to kill her instead.

Now need to find a more interesting new wife.

Also, when their father died (didn't even know he existed) I got an inheritance from them. That and the fact that she set up a shop to keep herself interested whilst I was away and she was actually quite a good form of income  :P
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1009 on: November 24, 2011, 07:12:44 pm »
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did anyone find a person named Kesh?
i heard about it.

Yeah its a Khajit pussy cat on the top of a mountain and He is worshiping a stench in a pan.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1010 on: November 24, 2011, 07:13:54 pm »
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The Riverwood traders sister. Forgotten her exact name...something like Camilla.


Lol that was one ugly motherfucker.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1011 on: November 24, 2011, 07:18:50 pm »
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Lol that was one ugly motherfucker.

thats nothing I'm married to Borghak, an orc (since I'm an orc...) but I think she has a dick.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1012 on: November 24, 2011, 07:40:32 pm »
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thats nothing I'm married to Borghak, an orc (since I'm an orc...) but I think she has a dick.

Nah.  That's just the average size of the Orc female's clitorious.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1013 on: November 24, 2011, 07:42:39 pm »
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Imagine orc sex, lul.

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1014 on: November 24, 2011, 07:49:14 pm »
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maybe they can make a sex mod, including bondage porn scenes.

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1015 on: November 24, 2011, 07:55:56 pm »
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The Riverwood traders sister. Forgotten her exact name...something like Camilla.

Thats a bitch. She is first person, that killed me in the game after I accidentally broke some rule and then kill almost everybody in village in self-defense and she didnt want to die, After a hour of trying on my level 2 i finally realize that are immortal people in the game(sad) and run away. :lol:

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1016 on: November 24, 2011, 08:02:50 pm »
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Don't know about you lads but I've found the woman of my life in Skyrim:

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Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1017 on: November 24, 2011, 08:05:04 pm »
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Got the game yesterday, bored, think i will go abck to Morrowind.  Oblivion and Skyrim catered way too much console arcade style playing.  I mean really you regenerate all your health back in a couple minutes just standing around at any level without perks, wtf.  Fast travel is stupid, but since you can't run fast like in Morrowind with boots of speed to balance how ridiculously boring it is running around just to get somewhere, no real alterantive.  What happened to needing to get some sleep, eat, cast healing, or drink healing potion.  You can OR just stand in place for 1 minute - so fucking arcadeish.  Also, blocking agaisnt a 2her with 2her he swings left and I block up, wtf, I can't even control the direction of my block!!

The graphics are better, but finding a lot more difficult to get immersed like I did right away in morrowind.  Mostly feels like a prettied up dungeon crawl and I would ratehr play Saint's Row 3, cRPG, or some older game.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1018 on: November 24, 2011, 08:13:26 pm »
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Hai, I'm Kesh.  I'm so hipster cool.  I talk about nostaligic games like I'm the only one that's played them or appreciates them in a world full of modernists.  I refuse to like newer games because they removed tedium yet in my hipster way I will in the same sentance talk about how I abused broken mechanics in the older game to get around that same tedium *cough speedbootsofspeedfastrunning cough*.

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« Reply #1019 on: November 24, 2011, 08:14:12 pm »
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