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[Kuhparnicuhs]

An essay on Buttholes
To delve deeply into buttholes is an exciting adventure. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of buttholes. Given that its influence pervades our society, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably buttholes are often misunderstood by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilization. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of buttholes.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'feces will spread' [1] she was clearly refering to the impact of buttholes on today's society. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however buttholes clearly play a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Of paramount importance to any study of buttholes within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to buttholes, again and again.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three buttholes for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - 20 buttholes.' We will study the Buttholes-Not-Mustard model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
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                             Buttholes
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of buttholes, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Obviously the average wage looms over buttholes this cannot be a coincidence. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love buttholes.

Political Factors

The media have made buttholes quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing playing with a butthole and singing with a butthole.

To quote award winning journalist Demetrius Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Man's greatest butthole is complacency with regards to personal buttholes and political buttholes.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to buttholes. If buttholes be the food of politics, play on.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow buttholes to win our vote?
Conclusion

To reiterate, buttholes have a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', though buttholes brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly buttholes.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Miles J. Fox: 'It's been nice educating your butthole.'



As you can see, I also made a thread about it, which I would say was due to it's absolute excellence, but I just clicked the wrong button.

[Grey]

Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to buttholes, again and again.

BACK TO BUTTHOLES!!

[Kuhparnicuhs]

BACK TO BUTTHOLES!!

'To delve deeply into buttholes is an exciting adventure'
'Capitalists love buttholes'

[Grey]

'To delve deeply into buttholes is an exciting adventure'
'Capitalists love buttholes'

FUCK YEAH IT IS and FUCK YEAH WE DO!

[Lordark]

I love the one on chadz and his lazynes...

Also why ninjas are unabalancing this gaem.

[Artyem]

   
An essay on Charlie Sheen's drug problem
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Charlie Sheen's drug problem. In depth analysis of Charlie Sheen's drug problem can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, Charlie Sheen's drug problem is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she must have been referning to Charlie Sheen's drug problem. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Charlie Sheen's drug problem provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Status, Security, Fame - Charlie Sheen's drug problem, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

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                             Charlie Sheen's drug problem

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? My personal view is that the market value of gold is in financial terms 'holding hands with Charlie Sheen's drug problem.' A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Charlie Sheen's drug problem and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of jazz singer Maximilian Bootlegger 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Charlie Sheen's drug problem this is clearly true. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Charlie Sheen's drug problem makes a good case for being the icing.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the Charlie Sheen's drug problem has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Macaulay Garfunkel: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Charlie Sheen's drug problem by my side.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Weekly Charlie Sheen's drug problem - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

[Dahobo]

An essay on Assassins
The subject of Assassins is a controversial issue. I really, really like Assassins. Remarkably Assassins is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that there are just not enough blues songs written about Assassins. It is estimated that that Assassins is thought about eight times every day by socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Assassins.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Assassins irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Of paramount importance to any study of Assassins within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Assassins, again and again.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model using the median instead of the mean, where possible. Cost
Of
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  Assassins


There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Assassins, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Recent studies indicate that the cost of living is in financial terms 'holding hands with Assassins.' Perhaps to coin a phrase Assassinseconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing pre and post war views of Assassins.

In the words of the famous political Achilles H. Amster 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Assassins until he was well into his thirties. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Assassins to politics is 'participation'.

I hope, for our sake that Assassins will endure.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Assassins? We can say that Assassins plays a large part in the lives of all. It establishes order, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it's great.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Ozzy Beckham: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Assassins.' [3]

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

We can conclude that the Charlie Sheen's drug problem has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular.

Hes still winning!

[Grey]

Hes still winning!

I almost died laughing when I read through that and saw that he was winning!

[Everkistus]

An essay on whining about inbalance when you lose

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of whining about inbalance when you lose. There are many factors which influenced the development of whining about inbalance when you lose. Though whining about inbalance when you lose is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, whining about inbalance when you lose is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably whining about inbalance when you lose is often misunderstood by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A child’s approach to whining about inbalance when you lose is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Nothing represents every day life better than whining about inbalance when you lose, and I mean nothing. If society has a favourite child, it is whining about inbalance when you lose.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, whining about inbalance when you lose fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, as is standard in this case.
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      whining about inbalance when you lose


What a splendid graph. Well oil prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

 The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of whining about inbalance when you lose can be like looking at 0

 To quote style icon Kuuipo Bootlegger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of whining about inbalance when you lose, his words cannot be over-looked. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then whining about inbalance when you lose makes a good case for being the icing.
 The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow whining about inbalance when you lose to win our vote?

Conclusion

 In conclusion, whining about inbalance when you lose has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, influences the influencers, and always chips in.

One final thought from the talented Wyclef De Niro: 'You win some, you loose some, but whining about inbalance when you lose wins most often.' [3]

I like the last quote. I also mispelled imbalance but cba to fix.

[Grey]

Lol Everkistus, fucking win essay

"One final thought from the talented Wyclef De Niro: 'You win some, you loose some, but whining about inbalance when you lose wins most often.'"

made me smile

[Dezilagel]

   
An essay on cold spaghetti

The issues involving cold spaghetti has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At first glance cold spaghetti may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that cold spaghetti is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of cold spaghetti to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course cold spaghetti is quite good.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - cold spaghetti is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is cold spaghetti. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with cold spaghetti. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.


Annual
Military
Budget

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   cold spaghetti
                       

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Obviously the annual military budget looms over cold spaghetti this cannot be a coincidence. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing cold spaghetti and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing cold spaghettiilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of a legend in their own life time, Xaviera Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to cold spaghetti by his mother. History tells us that cold spaghetti will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Why did cold spaghetti cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that cold spaghetti doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

To reiterate, cold spaghetti deserves all of the attention it gets. It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and is a joy to behold.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Uma Lopez: 'I demand cold spaghetti, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your cold spaghetti - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Uma Lopez: 'I demand cold spaghetti, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

I demand it too!

[Mtemtko]

An essay on kebab
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of kebab. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of kebab. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, kebab is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning kebab by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without kebab is like a society without knowledge, in that it smells of success.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard kebab. I haven’t. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, kebab will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to kebab. Of course, kebab fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of analysis.
Inflation   
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kebab

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Obviously inflation has always depended upon kebab to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love kebab.
 
Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to kebab.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Bartholomew B. Adger 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to kebab. It speaks volumes. History tells us that kebab will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I hope, for our sake that kebab will endure.
Conclusion

We can say with certainty kebab is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It inspires, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it's great.

Let's finish with a thought from star Sigourney Travolta: 'Oooh yeah kebab shoo badaby dooo.'

[Grey]

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