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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #405 on: July 26, 2011, 02:01:35 pm »
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As The_Angle hit submit, his chest rose high.  The plaid highlands shook and shifted the land, the bowl containing the remnants of Frosted Mini Wheats and 2% milk slid off his belly and clattered on the floor.  Angle's wheezing out rang the clash of the spoon on the basement's concrete.  A bead of sweat clung to the edge of his glasses, another chased it down from above.

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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #406 on: July 26, 2011, 02:07:19 pm »
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ee: whats with the sudden sea of tears from searaiders?

Sea of Tears? Where whats going on? :o
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #407 on: July 26, 2011, 02:19:19 pm »
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SeaRaiders are all cold-blood killers, they shed no tears for mere mortal things. They are... not like us. Underneath their skin, they are machines I tell you! I saw it with me own eye!
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #408 on: July 29, 2011, 04:44:15 am »
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Who to trust? so many accusations it is hard to believe anyone involved is worthy of trusting... small clans might just be better off attacking anyone they can.  :mrgreen: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #409 on: July 30, 2011, 03:24:48 pm »
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I offer act of ally with LLJK and Legion. We are few, but we are many. We will be You free-soldiers. Always count on us.

*EDIT* - Fixed, always missing the name lol
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #411 on: July 30, 2011, 03:28:19 pm »
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Jousting Justice League of Klowns.

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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #412 on: July 30, 2011, 03:30:20 pm »
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Jousting Justice League of Klowns.  Yes.

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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #413 on: July 30, 2011, 03:31:02 pm »
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Jousting Justice League of Klowns.

I agree to this name change.
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #414 on: July 30, 2011, 04:58:31 pm »
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"Look around you, templar. What do you see? Sand, sand as long as eye of man can see. No crops to feed more then ten-headed villages, water just barely to support them. And under the sun, bleached bones, broken banners scattered in the wind, dotting the dunes. We follow the Mother Boar, we bend but do not break, we adapt, we survive."

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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #415 on: July 30, 2011, 10:25:07 pm »
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All this trollmania going about the forum with you goons is going to make me start up smoking, shame on you goon brigade! Shame on you!
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #416 on: July 31, 2011, 12:03:24 am »
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #417 on: July 31, 2011, 12:38:43 am »
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Actually, if memory serves, back when the Templars and their allies got screwed over there were no restrictions concerning who had access to hiring lists -- IIRC access by rank was added as a response to those incidents. All the "espionage" involved there was some undercover 22nd, DRZ or whoever getting accepted into the faction, and since the game was a lot more innocent then and it wasn't clear yet just what some people would do to be more "competitive", I really wouldn't call that much of an achievement. What happened to you is equally shitty, but I have to say that I'm pretty surprised to see you being such a dick about it.

Also, your account being compromised isn't the same as the database being compromised. Still, whatever level of vulnerability we're dealing with here, it's important to handle it ASAP. As far as rollbacks go, though, it was never done for incidents like this before, whether they were caused by bugs or cheating. I don't really see how this is all that different. Personally, I don't think a rollback is a bad idea, but if there's one now, then it means we need to start seeing a lot more rollbacks in the future whenever shit goes badly for somebody in an unfair way, even if it doesn't really break Strategus at large.

+1 for sense.
If we add a rollback for this, why not add some for the "spawn abuse of attackers" too ?
May i remind players that this strategus is... a beta ? a test ? chadz did say that there will maybe be no wipe when the new and fantastic one is out, but it's not a reason to take it as granted.

On anoter note : hate thoses damn hackers. That's just plain stupid, immature and stupid. I felt sorry for the templars, i feel sorry for the lljk.
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #418 on: March 20, 2012, 05:54:09 pm »
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Re: LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace
« Reply #419 on: October 01, 2012, 04:26:59 am »
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BUMP. Seriously this is probably the best thread ever in CRPG forum. So much drama.
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