LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace

[PhantomZero]

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It has come to our attention that the following clans have been conspiring against the Lots and Lots of Jolly Knights for the past two weeks:

Crusaders of Acre
Nordmen - Formerly of Fenada
Pecores
Shogunate
Varangians
Aegis of Sovereignty
Templars
Northern Empire

We know all about your plans and would like to take the time to talk since you never came to us beforehand diplomatically, calling us "unreasonable" and "unapproachable" to your friends.
For proof I picked this up after it fell off the back of a truck: http://soundcloud.com/phantomzero/badplan-1/s-1fBi1

You all may not recognize the voices but they include Ujin, leader of Shogunate, Serfonz from the Nordmen, Tetris of Aegis Soverignty, and SirCymro of Acre.

While we at LLJK are flattered that you feel it is necessary to form a coalition of 8 clans and counting to take us out, we would like some explanation other than "We hate you." and "Heh, them LLJK's is goin' down!"

In addition, all factions remaining in and around Shariz and our villages in significant number shall be considered Hostile and subject to attack by LLJK forces as deemed necessary for the security of our lands, unless they start leaving immediately. This is your chance to back away peacefully and to leave us alone without repercussion.

[Ujin]

"Waves hand"  hi there.

[BADPLAYERold]

LLJK can rely on BIRD clan in these dark dark times.

[LLJK_Korea1]

Come in lines, leave in piles.

[Slantedfloors]

LLJK can rely on BIRD clan in these dark dark times.

Aren't we technically at war with you?

[LLJK_Korea1]

Aren't we technically at war with you?

Times these grim you must treat your enemy like your brother..

[BADPLAYERold]

Aren't we technically at war with you?

It's more of a friendly rivalry, we massacre your men and rape your women and you do the same to us. 
No harm done in the long run!

[Gnjus]

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[Tanreall]

We're bad at this game!

[AzureSkys]

The Enemy of my Brother's Enemy is the Enemy of my Enemy's Brother's Brother.

There's some Sisters and Enemy Cousins in there, too, as Medieval Societies-older-than-current-day-or-maybe-a-few-centuries-ago bloodlines are complicated.

[fixed for pedantry]

[Osiris]

ewww friends with acre?

[Serfonz]

It's not Nordmen of Fenada any more, just Nordmen!

[SirCymro_Crusader]

ewww friends with acre?

My sentiments exactly....

[Violent]

massacre your men and rape your women

Sorry, I must've had this backwards for the last week. Apologize on my behalf to your noble knights for the sodomy I performed and make note that I will send wenches to replace each woman lost in my err.

[SPQR]

Aren't we technically at war with you?

BIRD and LLJK are in a civil war, but we can't be having other clans coming in and interfering with our internal struggle so we band together to fight external enemies so we can get back to our blood feud.