LLJK Official Proclomation of Peace

[SPQR]

Really? Thats the best casus belli you've got, that we were rude to you?

*forms anti-LLJK alliance*
*moves armies right next to their territory*
*is shocked and appalled when LLJK dont invite them in for tea and crumpets*

"By god, what savages! They wouldn't even let our armies into strike position, can you believe that? How very rude! Assemble the council at once!"

[vinnytk]

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[Nihtgenga]

Basically this are 9 pages of LLJK members posting.
I expected way more drama, but this is just lame.
Guess thats what happens if trolls are not feed well enough.

[Baggy]

I see your 8 page thread and raise you one crudly drawn picture of a nord army.
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The searaiders answer to CheapShot D:

[Espu]

1. Talk with gaga for 30min on irc
2. Promise to get back to him regarding his peace proposal terms
3. ???
4. Receive a declaration of war along the lines of "fuck you, youre going down" 50min later

LLJK diplomacy. Oh well, it was a matter of time anyway before you turn your war-hungry horde on us, I was just hoping to buy us some time before our treacherous ways are wiped from the face of Calradia. Worth noticing what kind of trust can be placed on LLJK if anyone is considering to deal with them for some reason.

Also, not me or any VRN member was in that TS, fix your spies. And I dont post private chatlogs in public. Fight with facts, not bs.

[Serfonz]

Leiknir am I the retarded looking one in the bottom left with the pot helmet?

[Tears of Destiny]

Leiknir am I the retarded looking one in the bottom left with the pot helmet?

If so then you are just so gosh darn cute that we need to market you as a small plushy stuffed chubby viking!

[Slantedfloors]

LLJK diplomacy. Oh well, it was a matter of time anyway before you turn your war-hungry horde on us, I was just hoping to buy us some time before our treacherous ways are wiped from the face of Calradia. Worth noticing what kind of trust can be placed on LLJK if anyone is considering to deal with them for some reason.

So you're complaining about our lack of diplomacy, when at the same time as the diplomatic talks you were conversing with an anti-LLJK alliance for the terms to join?  So what, we're supposed to try and negotiate you into a position to stab us in the back? 

I guess I'm sorry WE FUCKING KNEW YOU HAD NO INTENTION TO ACTUALLY NEGOTIATE. Our bad.

[Serfonz]

If so then you are just so gosh darn cute that we need to market you as a small plushy stuffed chubby viking!

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[Baggy]

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Back in your Kennel!

[Darkkarma]

WAR LLJK!

[Tetris]

This is BullCrap.

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us... Well wake up, We aren't dumb. First come with 1000, then split up into two and head for Tamnuh and Shibal. Bravo.

Its like having a bullet come right for you and not try to dodge it at all.

Im attacking you through pure defense. Not offense.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.


_{I never really trusted them to keep their side anyways.}

[Snatch]

This is BullCrap.

Nicely done Templars. Marching into my lands. I WARNED YOU!
Just seemed too much. You should have entered into Military Access with us. But no, You think you can just walk right over us... Well wake up, We aren't dumb. First come with 1000, then split up into two and head for Tamnuh and Shibal. Bravo.

Its like having a bullet come right for you and not try to dodge it at all.

Im attacking you through pure defense. Not offense.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

If you think I leaked this "Meeting" then so be it, SoA is alot stronger and honorable than that. LLJK may be treacherous and goonish but we are better off facing them by ourselves if Templars were to join that coalition.


_{I never really trusted them to keep their side anyways.}

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[okiN]

But I assume your next post will be along the lines of "Heh, I don't care it is only strategus."

Well, you do seem to be taking this whole thing very personally.

We never came for you, we came for the land; I told you as much. However, we always assumed we would have to fight you for it, and you've done nothing but show us we were right to prepare for war. If we do somehow lose, it won't be the end of the world, but I have faith in our ability.

We would like to declare neutrality to this little.. "Holocaust" of LLJK.  If they come for us next, so be it, but we wont have Templars come for us first.

You've made an absurdly stupid mistake, here. Just look at Gaga's reaction! If you really want to be neutral, it's all the same to us -- cancel your attack right now. If you go through with it however, you'll certainly be marked as our enemies.

[okiN]

Yeah, talking to you is about as constructive as ever. We'll see how the war goes.