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Offline BADPLAYERold

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DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« on: July 22, 2011, 04:04:24 am »
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In a climatic battle today, the fearsome hordes of xKHANx, who had been plaguing the Sarranid desert with their endless banditry were put to rest by those endless champions for justice, BIRD CLAN. Let their deaths among the Sarranid sand be a lesson to all those who would prey on the innocent, or rob the weak, or take annoying egomaniacs unto their breast.

The xKHANx took the field under their great war leader Ylca, known for his unbeatable strategies and keen tactical insight. Though the great horde was numberless, they were weak and womanlike in battle, and the proud soldiers of BIRD CLAN put them to flight and destroyed the entire host.

The Great Warlord of BIRD CLAN, LORD BADPLAYER THE MIGHTY AND VERILE, appealed to his enemies in an act of his infinite mercy and asked the Khans to give up their wicked ways and denounce the villain Ylca, to turn over his ill-gotten gains - his stolen gold, his purloined heirlooms, the great volumes of strategy he had written of his bloody victories.

 
But the Khans were arrogant, and were destroyed.

 
    In brightest day, in blackest night,
    No evil shall escape my sight
    Let those who worship evil's might,
    Beware my power... BIRD CLAN AFLIGHT!

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 04:07:00 am »
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Well everybody's heard about the Bird..

Bird...

Bird...

Bird..

The Bird is the word.

Don't you know about the Bird?

Well everybody's heard about the Bird!

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 04:35:28 am »
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Well everybody's heard about the Bird..

Bird...

Bird...

Bird..

The Bird is the word.

Don't you know about the Bird?

Well everybody's heard about the Bird!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WuNPWx3SdE

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 05:25:10 am »
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RP'ing 4tw

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 06:45:02 am »
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all those who would prey on the innocent, or rob the weak, or take annoying egomaniacs unto their breast
:lol:
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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 06:55:13 am »
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 *nods approvingly*

Yes... that will do.
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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2011, 02:16:19 pm »
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It is quite impressive you could beat naked people with no weapons.

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 03:59:39 pm »
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It is quite impressive you could beat naked people with no weapons.

Thank you for the kind words

BIRD CLAN
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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2011, 04:40:20 pm »
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They arn't the khans you should be worrying about  :twisted:
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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2011, 10:05:58 pm »
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Well we were naked bc someone told us there was a gangbang in shariz.  Tricky lljk.  We wont fall for it again. Im bringing my strap-on next time.  KKHHAANN!!!

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2011, 10:08:48 pm »
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the ol' fake gangbang ambush trick, works every time
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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2011, 11:08:43 pm »
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DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES

This guy is 12 years of age or definitely suffers from myopia.
I mean, is it necessary to use UPPERCASE LETTERS in topic name? I guess it's not.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2011, 11:11:03 pm by Zaharist »
Igni et ferro

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2011, 11:12:18 pm »
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This guys is 12 years of age or definitely suffers from myopia.

You just lost at the internet.
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Being a smallish community doesn't entitle you to act more like a dick than other communities.

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2011, 12:58:09 am »
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My favorite part was how people were begging to join the Khan side even after being warned that Ylca had quit way before being attacked and didn't have any more equipment than the small amount he bought when testing the store. I smell an ornithophobic conspiracy afoot!

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Re: DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2011, 12:58:45 am »
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so is ylca still in xkhanx or not
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