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Which Bandit do you hate most ?

Gnjus the Vulture
98 (34.5%)
Fasader the Abuser
40 (14.1%)
Dado the Backstabber
25 (8.8%)
Bruno El Supreme Cocksucker
13 (4.6%)
Gazda the Swine
4 (1.4%)
Umbra the Honourless
6 (2.1%)
Kriza the Prankster
0 (0%)
Sanader the Asshole
2 (0.7%)
Prpavi the Plunderer
7 (2.5%)
Prance the Addict
3 (1.1%)
Ginosaji the Kukurutz
2 (0.7%)
Shpritza the Mighty Ganjar
2 (0.7%)
Corwin the Lazy
3 (1.1%)
Tomo the Psychopath
3 (1.1%)
Panos the Unlucky Cunt
60 (21.1%)
Farnesio the Dirty
4 (1.4%)
Tepesh the Bloodsucker
2 (0.7%)
Fićo the Pagan
0 (0%)
Karnister the Hooligan
0 (0%)
Asshardon the HarrASSer
7 (2.5%)
WickedWolf the Rascal
0 (0%)
Idžo the Thug
3 (1.1%)

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1065 on: July 03, 2011, 11:09:26 pm »
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Unofficially, I heard that lolwen already refused to join...
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing!

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1066 on: July 03, 2011, 11:15:59 pm »
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Yeah, bloody Lolwen didn't want to join us because i couldn't give him a yellow star next to his name on our roster....and i couldn't promise that this wild bunch will listen to him if he's second in command......and i couldn't make him a mayor of his own virtual City......and i couldn't suck up to him with compliments how good and awesome he is.....and i couldn't promise him 72 kurwas in paradise, once he dies for our cause.......and i couldn't promise we'd "polish" his huge cock from time to time.....  :twisted:
« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 11:25:57 pm by Gnjus »
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1067 on: July 03, 2011, 11:23:09 pm »
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Seems like we have a new recruit lads, Skawtish the Rager, a highland berserker with a big axe and a pair of swift legs.
wellcome m8 ! :)

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1068 on: July 03, 2011, 11:33:17 pm »
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Yeah, bloody Lolwen didn't want to join us because i couldn't give him a yellow star next to his name on our roster....and i couldn't promise that this wild bunch will listen to him if he's second in command......and i couldn't make him a mayor of his own virtual City......and i couldn't suck up to him with compliments how good and awesome he is.....and i couldn't promise him 72 kurwas in paradise, once he dies for our cause.......and i couldn't promise we'd "polish" his huge cock from time to time.....  :twisted:
NO wonder he didn't join!!!
He is a hero, after all. He is too good for us.
(Though I think Panos would be willing to take one for the team when it comes to polishing)
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing!

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1069 on: July 03, 2011, 11:36:40 pm »
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lolwen the cheap :)

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1070 on: July 03, 2011, 11:51:12 pm »
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welcome!

Gnjus, did you explain him that he has to send us some local beer?
first you send me some of your women.

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1071 on: July 04, 2011, 01:33:35 am »
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Yeah, bloody Lolwen didn't want to join us because i couldn't give him a yellow star next to his name on our roster....and i couldn't promise that this wild bunch will listen to him if he's second in command......and i couldn't make him a mayor of his own virtual City......and i couldn't suck up to him with compliments how good and awesome he is.....and i couldn't promise him 72 kurwas in paradise, once he dies for our cause.......and i couldn't promise we'd "polish" his huge cock from time to time.....  :twisted:

for fuck sake Gnjus, where are you getting all of these? oh wait, i know, from this forum! :D gahahahah

WHALECUM SKAWTISH!

BTW: i checked some vids from the tourney today and i have to say bandits were the most spamming team chat guys! well, some times at least

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1072 on: July 04, 2011, 01:36:09 am »
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for fuck sake Gnjus, where are you getting all of these? oh wait, i know, from this forum! :D gahahahah

WHALECUM SKAWTISH!

BTW: i checked some vids from the tourney today and i have to say bandits were the most spamming team chat guys! well, some times at least

Can I haz vids? Pleeeeeeeeez?
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1073 on: July 04, 2011, 01:37:25 am »
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Can I haz vids? Pleeeeeeeeez?

mostly just scoped the streams guys were posting in the main section of tourney thingie, got some footage by me aswell, but i doubt ill get to upload it somewhere :)
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1074 on: July 04, 2011, 01:44:14 am »
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mostly just scoped the streams guys were posting in the main section of tourney thingie, got some footage by me aswell, but i doubt ill get to upload it somewhere :)
http://www.own3d.tv/wRaa

Fantastic, thank you kindly.  :)
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1075 on: July 04, 2011, 01:57:40 am »
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For fucks sake how come nobody has the new banner pack, those 3 dots are hideous.

And for all of you who want to hear how Gnjus sounds, the "russian" accent guy at 1:08  :mrgreen:
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1076 on: July 04, 2011, 01:59:19 am »
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Fantastic, thank you kindly.  :)

Anytime:)

For fucks sake how come nobody has the new banner pack, those 3 dots are hideous

last time when i tried to DL the banner pack i got some internal server error, and since then i didnt tried again, so still sitting on default banners...

edit: hope for next event i will be able to have lvl 30 char ready, as i had to sport it yesterday with 24/10 and 3 agi was way too low :(
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1077 on: July 04, 2011, 07:25:14 am »
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And for all of you who want to hear how Gnjus sounds, the "russian" accent guy at 1:08  :mrgreen:

Next time I'll switch to Scottish or something.  :wink:
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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1078 on: July 04, 2011, 10:48:12 am »
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I hereby proclaim that Assarhadon the harASSer is to be commended with the highest honor possible among Bandits: the Order of Gnjusanity, for his impeccable service to the clan and to community of the cRPG in the name of the Gnjus.
Always on top of his form, doing brilliant work to preserve the lives of his comrades in battle, and especially guarding the G-spot from greedy hordes of enemy scumchers who'd like to pierce it multiple times. Silent and deadly, lets his lance speak instead of him most of the time, brings horror among enemy lines but still he plays fair and brings good reputation to Bandits in these peaceful, non-Strat times where every attempt of appropriate role-play is suppressed in blood by the evil admins & moderators, who can't stand the fact that there is someone more evil & twisted then them. If we can't be the bad guys at least we can glorify the good ones among us.

Arise sir gnjuSsarhadon, and accept this great honor:

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Re: The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1079 on: July 04, 2011, 11:00:05 am »
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I hereby proclaim that Assarhadon the harASSer is to be commended with the highest honor possible among Bandits: the Order of Gnjusanity, for his impeccable service to the clan and to community of the cRPG in the name of the Gnjus.
Always on top of his form, doing brilliant work to preserve the lives of his comrades in battle, and especially guarding the G-spot from greedy hordes of enemy scumchers who'd like to pierce it multiple times. Silent and deadly, lets his lance speak instead of him most of the time, brings horror among enemy lines but still he plays fair and brings good reputation to Bandits in these peaceful, non-Strat times where every attempt of appropriate role-play is suppressed in blood by the evil admins & moderators, who can't stand the fact that there is someone more evil & twisted then them. If we can't be the bad guys at least we can glorify the good ones among us.

Arise sir gnjuSsarhadon, and accept this great honor:

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GRATZ!!! and no worries, the next one will be me!
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