The Bandits - Vermin of Calradia

[okiN]

Next time I'll switch to Scottish or something. 

Hah, you make fun of Georges' voice, but you're no Barry White yourself.

[Tristan]

I like that Gnujs is constantly making orders contrary to the commander

[Gnjus]

Hah, you make fun of Georges' voice, but you're no Barry White yourself.

I speak slow and soft cause I'm not alone in the house and because i want everyone to understand what i speak. When my conditions change you'll hear me speaking dwarfish, unlike George and his gnomish.   

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Also, I'm still a my old friend deep down inside, and Bruno speaks like that when he is on our TS so....i recon its contagious stuff.... 

I like that Gnujs is constantly making orders contrary to the commander

Not my fault Hunter goes down so easy. 

[Assarhaddon]

Posted by: Gnjus
« on: Today at 07:48:12 »

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I hereby proclaim that Assarhadon the harASSer is to be commended with the highest honor possible among Bandits: the Order of Gnjusanity, for his impeccable service to the clan and to community of the cRPG in the name of the Gnjus.
Always on top of his form, doing brilliant work to preserve the lives of his comrades in battle, and especially guarding the G-spot from greedy hordes of enemy scumchers who'd like to pierce it multiple times. Silent and deadly, lets his lance speak instead of him most of the time, brings horror among enemy lines but still he plays fair and brings good reputation to Bandits in these peaceful, non-Strat times where every attempt of appropriate role-play is suppressed in blood by the evil admins & moderators, who can't stand the fact that there is someone more evil & twisted then them. If we can't be the bad guys at least we can glorify the good ones among us.

Arise sir gnjuSsarhadon, and accept this great honor:

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*With silent *klonk and klank* from the helmet.* (Witch never seems to leave)
*The man takes a bow and looks at the medallion.* (I guess he is looking at it? No way telling with that helmet on)

"Ahem, i am glad to recieve this gol.. *bites the medallion* this tin padge."
"And i will continue to serve and *cough* protect the G-man and the clan."
"Is this bad time to talk about my salary?"
"Loot from last battle was rather thin. And i have picked this sweet looking lady that has rather expensive taste. And the courser is eating hay like there is no tomorrow.. and .."

*Looks at Gnjusses red face that is about to explode.*

*cough* "I guess i can dump the lass and the courser could use a diet, getting little fat and all.."
"..And this souvenier i picked from the last battle is kind of nice too."
"See?" *shows a helmet with a text: If found return to Lolwen, in it.*

*Gnjus squints he's left eye.*

*cough* "And i would like to show my loyalty and support to this great clan by donating this bag of coins."
*Hands the bag then makes quick get away before losing more stuff, mumbling on the way out.* "How did that happen?"

"Oi, bandits any of you wanno buy this genuine, one of a kind, GOLD medallion?"

[Cepeshi]

*With silent *klonk and klank* from the helmet.* (Witch never seems to leave)
*The man takes a bow and looks at the medallion.* (I guess he is looking at it? No way telling with that helmet on)

"Ahem, i am glad to recieve this gol.. *bites the medallion* this tin padge."
"And i will continue to serve and *cough* protect the G-man and the clan."
"Is this bad time to talk about my salary?"
"Loot from last battle was rather thin. And i have picked this sweet looking lady that has rather expensive taste. And the courser is eating hay like there is no tomorrow.. and .."

*Looks at Gnjusses red face that is about to explode.*

*cough* "I guess i can dump the lass and the courser could use a diet, getting little fat and all.."
"..And this souvenier i picked from the last battle is kind of nice too."
"See?" *shows a helmet with a text: If found return to Lolwen, in it.*

*Gnjus squints he's left eye.*

*cough* "And i would like to show my loyalty and support to this great clan by donating this bag of coins."
*Hands the bag then makes quick get away before losing more stuff, mumbling on the way out.* "How did that happen?"

"Oi, bandits any of you wanno buy this genuine, one of a kind, GOLD medallion?"

"if this is meant pure as a fundraiser for Assarhaddon, it would be ma'onor to donate some of my hoarded amounts of treasures!" keep your earned coin, i can give ya like 100-150k if u want

[dado]

I hereby proclaim that Assarhadon the harASSer is to be commended with the highest honor possible among Bandits: the Order of Gnjusanity, for his impeccable service to the clan and to community of the cRPG in the name of the Gnjus.
Always on top of his form, doing brilliant work to preserve the lives of his comrades in battle, and especially guarding the G-spot from greedy hordes of enemy scumchers who'd like to pierce it multiple times. Silent and deadly, lets his lance speak instead of him most of the time, brings horror among enemy lines but still he plays fair and brings good reputation to Bandits in these peaceful, non-Strat times where every attempt of appropriate role-play is suppressed in blood by the evil admins & moderators, who can't stand the fact that there is someone more evil & twisted then them. If we can't be the bad guys at least we can glorify the good ones among us.

Arise sir gnjuSsarhadon, and accept this great honor:

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GRATZ assa

[justme]

sell it on market uniqe item can reach price even more then 5 mil

[Corwin]

Congrats, Assar. It IS a pleasure having you around.

[Shpritza]

highland berserker with a big axe and a pair of swift legs.

i always thought that was me 

 welcome m8 

[Shpritza]

Pa postavi ponudu!!!!!!!!!!

jesam o Corwine veliki   

[Corwin]

Prihvatio.

[Fluffy_Muffin]

I hereby proclaim that Assarhadon the harASSer is to be commended with the highest honor possible among Bandits: the Order of Gnjusanity, for his impeccable service to the clan and to community of the cRPG in the name of the Gnjus.
Always on top of his form, doing brilliant work to preserve the lives of his comrades in battle, and especially guarding the G-spot from greedy hordes of enemy scumchers who'd like to pierce it multiple times. Silent and deadly, lets his lance speak instead of him most of the time, brings horror among enemy lines but still he plays fair and brings good reputation to Bandits in these peaceful, non-Strat times where every attempt of appropriate role-play is suppressed in blood by the evil admins & moderators, who can't stand the fact that there is someone more evil & twisted then them. If we can't be the bad guys at least we can glorify the good ones among us.

Arise sir gnjuSsarhadon, and accept this great honor:

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Oooooo shiny, gratz. Imo one of the best cav there is 

And has a soft spot for the big G 

[Gnjus]

Cheeky bastard Bruno compared my "excelling" at around 6:13 http://www.own3d.tv/video/143595/Mount___Blade_cRPG_Multiclan_Team1_vs_Team3__part_3_ with Mister Burns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irtsm7mLG5k&feature=related

 

[DaveUKR]

http://rutube.ru/tracks/513851.html

[Idzo]

Skawtish, all women in Croatia are owned by Great Gnjus... Thx to Great Gnjus, womens in croatia are like strat.. we all heard of them but never seen one, photographed, fucked etc.. That's why Bruno (Elsupreme) sucks our cocks....

Assarhaddon, congrats mate, but if you ask me, i would kick you from clan..  Man with honour, doesn't deserve to be in bandits!

Oooooo shiny, gratz. Imo one of the best cav there is 

And has a soft spot for the big G 

Umbra.. Facepalm

And one more thing, great fight last night guys!
Thx to all alied clans.. one love!