Have you ever posted a picture of yourself? God, I'm suddenly attracted to you, assuming you're either an adolescent child with no friends (Slightly attracted), or a morbidly obese male, who makes all of his money through domain monetization and does nothing but suck at some backwater mod and post on a really awful communities board all day (Otherwise known as G.O.O.N.).
Guess which part of my body is erect?