Two dirty old Jewish men are standing outside the deli, chatting. The discussion turns to prostitutes and whorehouses. The first Jew says "I've been to a brothel that can't be beat! You go in, ask for this girl named Freida. Tell her you want "the special." She put scoops of ice cream, chocolate syrup, chopped nuts, whipped cream and cherry on my dick and ate the whole thing! It felt amazing!" The second Jew is interested, and gets directions to the brothel. They head home.
The next week, the first Jew is standing outside the deli. The second jew walks up to him, looking really angry. "What's wrong?" he asks. "I went and saw Freida." the second Jew says. "...and?" The second Jew scowls and says "I went into her room, lie down, and she puts a bagel on my dick. Starts smearing cream cheese on there. Tops it off with smoked salmon and some fresh dill..." The first Jew is confused. "What's the matter? Wasn't it great?" The second Jew yells "No! It looked so good that I couldn't help it, I ate it myself!"
