A Call to Arms!

[Gurgumul]

I want to play this looped and very loud in some public place, like a shopping center. Lock all the doors and make it so that the speakers can't be destroyed.

[darmaster]

I want to play this looped and very loud in some public place, like a shopping center. Lock all the doors and make it so that the speakers can't be destroyed.

peed my pants haha

[SixThumbs]

Last summer I had one of these buggers prevent me from getting back into my house after I went out for a smoke.

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Luckily I think cicadas, and I'm assuming these cicada killers, only come around every two years.

[Golem]

Insects make good food. Get with the times, guys.

[Jona]

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You don't know true disgust, fear, and outright annoyance until you live in Virginia and battle nature's abomination, THE STINKBUG! They love to crawl on you or onto your bed and when you touch them by accident or roll on them they ruin your night/day by making you smell like the devil's anus. They also are mentally retarded, they have wings but they don't know how to use them. Half the time they are charging head first into my walls or fans, but then they will zip by my head constantly with the most annoying buzzing sound and eventually land on me. I swear these insects have no use on this earth, WHY DO THEY EXIST?! If you kill them they stink up the place, if you leave them alone they will find a way to make you touch them by accident and taint your body for hours. NOT TO MENTION THEY DOGGYSTYLE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU CONSTANTLY!

But in the end they only stay in my house for a few months, even after sealing my windows they still come in to say hi. In the end I just deal with it. (I made this picsture, im so proud of murself)

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Ah yes, someone else knows my pain! These little shits seem to survive in my house year-round. Even in the dead of winter they'll often be found near the windows in my house, trying to get outside where they will freeze to death almost instantly... if only there was an easy way to let them out without removing the entire screen and storm window. But no, I'm forced to just grab a bunch of tissues and squish em, hoping that none of their stench seeps through the tissue leaving their taint on my hand for the rest of the day. Not to mention that the seem to be insanely interested with flying onto the nearest person as soon as they lose interest in staring out their window. I've walked by my sink before and suddenly hear their buzzing, look to my right and see it right before it lands on my neck, for no apparent reason (much manliness ensued).

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Last summer I had one of these buggers prevent me from getting back into my house after I went out for a smoke.

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Luckily I think cicadas, and I'm assuming these cicada killers, only come around every two years.

Unfortunately for you, these suckers come back every year, at least here in CT (and I'd assume the rest of the region). However I've noticed that they never seem to pop up in the same neighborhood regularly. My friend who lives in the next town over had his lawn infested with these guys one year, and while there were indeed cicadas in my neighborhood, there wasn't a single cicada killer to be found. Then the next year that friend was bee-free while my next door neighbor had a bunch in his yard. They'll always be around, but their schedule is indeed kinda random, or just very hard to follow. Luckily these wasps aren't too aggressive towards humans, although they are still intimidating af since they sound like an apache helicopter chasing you down.

[SixThumbs]

I'm in CT as well, luckily the only really dangerous thing we have to worry about, as far as I know, are brown recluses and thankfully I've never seen one of those buggers. The "chinese stinkbugs" as well I've never actually smelled but they are indeed annoying in the winter but they always seem to leave here once it warms up in the spring.

[Jona]

I'm in CT as well, luckily the only really dangerous thing we have to worry about, as far as I know, are brown recluses and thankfully I've never seen one of those buggers. The "chinese stinkbugs" as well I've never actually smelled but they are indeed annoying in the winter but they always seem to leave here once it warms up in the spring.

We've got black widows as well, can't forget those! Although unlike the brown recluse you can actually spot them really easily, and even then I've only ever crossed paths with one once. Luckily the few things that can kill you aren't too common. I hear bears are mountain lions are making a comeback in some areas though, better watch your back... 

[Asheram]

We've got black widows as well, can't forget those! Although unlike the brown recluse you can actually spot them really easily, and even then I've only ever crossed paths with one once. Luckily the few things that can kill you aren't too common. I hear bears are mountain lions are making a comeback in some areas though, better watch your back... 

I've run across a few marble sized black widows here in socal, its a good thing they are not aggressive they only usually bite if they feel threatened like if its in your shoe or something.

Be careful golfing in Florida. 

 
this video might be fake though.

[SixThumbs]

We've got black widows as well, can't forget those! Although unlike the brown recluse you can actually spot them really easily, and even then I've only ever crossed paths with one once. Luckily the few things that can kill you aren't too common. I hear bears are mountain lions are making a comeback in some areas though, better watch your back... 

Cougars and bears are easily spooked though and I don't spend as much time in the woods anymore. The only time I saw a black widow was down in North Carolina in a port-o-potty, right where your leg would be if you sat down, I just closed the stall and went to another one. Bed bugs are supposed to be making a comeback since we stopped using DDT though and I had had some at one point last year but they seem to be gone now.

[Jona]

Cougars and bears are easily spooked though and I don't spend as much time in the woods anymore. The only time I saw a black widow was down in North Carolina in a port-o-potty, right where your leg would be if you sat down, I just closed the stall and went to another one. Bed bugs are supposed to be making a comeback since we stopped using DDT though and I had had some at one point last year but they seem to be gone now.

Yeah I would welcome bears and such back into the area, a shame all the cool critters that were once around here got killed off ages ago. But bed bugs... time to run for the hills.