I finally bought a cheap ass bidet attachment which is not something most of us Americans use.
tell you what if your a broke ass college student (wish I had one of these when I was in school) then do yourself a favor and get one for like $30-60 on Amazon that you can attach to your toilet and you'll go through like 1 roll of toilet paper every 1-2 months. No more of that...ohh fuck wheres the subway or taco bell napkin stash.
I used to be stander, but now have to sit and wipe once after the wash. Honestly its a little more disgusting cause your putting your hands closer to the danger zone though. Standing is pro.