You don't know true disgust, fear, and outright annoyance until you live in Virginia and battle nature's abomination, THE STINKBUG! They love to crawl on you or onto your bed and when you touch them by accident or roll on them they ruin your night/day by making you smell like the devil's anus. They also are mentally retarded, they have wings but they don't know how to use them. Half the time they are charging head first into my walls or fans, but then they will zip by my head constantly with the most annoying buzzing sound and eventually land on me. I swear these insects have no use on this earth, WHY DO THEY EXIST?! If you kill them they stink up the place, if you leave them alone they will find a way to make you touch them by accident and taint your body for hours. NOT TO MENTION THEY DOGGYSTYLE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU CONSTANTLY!
But in the end they only stay in my house for a few months, even after sealing my windows they still come in to say hi. In the end I just deal with it. (I made this picsture, im so proud of murself)
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