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General Discussion / Re: CRPG 2 illuminatia foundations
« on: October 23, 2022, 06:10:22 pm »
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General Discussion / Re: Welcome Back Package [150k Gold, 3 Heirloom Points]
« on: November 05, 2021, 02:26:13 pm »
Hello there. Best regards to the team. I still cherish the old days.
Sir_John_Applebottom
package sent ✔
Sir_John_Applebottom
package sent ✔
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General Discussion / Re: I started playing M&B and cRPG 4 years ago - Looking back at the past and now
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:17:50 pm »
Go back to death you bastard, like all of us.
#old my old friend
#old my old friend
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Faction Halls / Re: Umayyad Caliphate [NA]
« on: December 11, 2013, 12:21:20 pm »
Will not fight for the legacy of murdering and decadent Umayyads
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Faction Halls / Re: Saracens
« on: August 26, 2012, 01:48:18 pm »
I checked that GW 2 some of you have decided to play forth on and I found this:
Guys, seriously.
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Guys, seriously.
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Announcements / Re: New version: 0.287
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:19:00 pm »
mod is an outrage (and dead too).
P.S after playing:
REMOVE AUTO LANCE COUCHING CRAP FROM MY LANCER!
P.S after playing:
REMOVE AUTO LANCE COUCHING CRAP FROM MY LANCER!
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General Off Topic / Re: I'm so bored that giving away a Steam game could be a viable thing to do
« on: July 25, 2012, 11:33:16 am »WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BORING?!
Because youre a spoiled brat.
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Faction Halls / Re: Saracens
« on: July 25, 2012, 11:19:46 am »visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Another beauty you may like, Gnjus. You seem to have an eye for those kind of... female humans.(click to show/hide)
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Faction Halls / Re: Saracens
« on: July 07, 2012, 10:22:13 pm »
To be watched, muted or in any other way persecuted by admins for your undying faith is like a sport for the most sweetest blowjob in Paradise. Mark my words fellow brothers, not a single goat will hide its back from you.
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Faction Halls / Re: Saracens
« on: July 05, 2012, 08:51:34 pm »
Hey centipedes,
it's Jamal ad Din again, I have decided to save your souls and toss you some wisdom, so here's quality literature excerpt from sura named "The mob" which will give you the right path to follow. Praise Him!
"(20)...So he escaped from the mobbing folk of lolstabbers and pike my old friends, fearing, vigilant. He said: My Lord! Deliver me from the wrongdoing ranged bundle of sticksry! (21) And when he turned his face toward his back, he saw a shocked rider aiming a lance at him, prepared to hit his back, but the soldier of faith said: Oh fuck thee, cav, for I am muslim and I have not found anything good in deed you're about to do upon me. And rider went away alas not in shame, but in fear of facing the enemy honorably. (22) And then Lord saw the scale of ongoing bundle of sticksry and spoke to soldier of faith: Oh! Hesitate not mighty muslim, for yours is a place in the eternal gardens and yours is the fruit of heavenly wisdom. For thee I have eternal blessing of paradise upon your soul, but for those whose deeds have been spoiled by frequent presence of lolstabs, I do have vengeance prepared for them.(23) Oh for those who lolstabbeth I prepared damnation, for their eyes do not seek the truth, nor their souls strive for My blessing. Such is the fate of those damned in eyes of your Creator. For every lolstab causeth upon fellow muslim, a forty hundred spins in the turbine of Gabriel, filled by ten horny surricatas, three fat persian cats with their mouths full of rotten catfood and seven menstruating, horny lemurs with blonde tails, twice the size and might of the wrongdoer. And they shall have their fill of him and into him they will put their seed and forced vice versa each time every single spin of the turbine of Gabriel is completed, for their deeds caused My wrath and theres no retribution for sin at the final judgement, but damnation.(24) Ah hear me mighty muslim! For those whose deeds have been spoiled by frequent presence of backpedalling, I do have vengeance prepared for them.(25) Oh for those who backpedalleth away from mighty muslimeen and swung or stabeth their weapon, using their S button, I prepared damnation, for their eyes do not seek the truth, nor their souls hunger for My blessings. Such is the fate of those damned in eyes of your Creator. For every time S button was pusheth by the wrongdoer to cause backpedalling, I have orchestrated right amount of burning oil, scorching their backs and feet, raping their anus with eternal fire, thoroughly and deeply within, for sin have cometh there first and cursed the body fluids. And all that because their deeds caused My wrath and theres no retribution for sin at the final judgement, but damnation.(26)Oh! Fear thine Lord muslimeen, for He's almighty all knowing...
it's Jamal ad Din again, I have decided to save your souls and toss you some wisdom, so here's quality literature excerpt from sura named "The mob" which will give you the right path to follow. Praise Him!
"(20)...So he escaped from the mobbing folk of lolstabbers and pike my old friends, fearing, vigilant. He said: My Lord! Deliver me from the wrongdoing ranged bundle of sticksry! (21) And when he turned his face toward his back, he saw a shocked rider aiming a lance at him, prepared to hit his back, but the soldier of faith said: Oh fuck thee, cav, for I am muslim and I have not found anything good in deed you're about to do upon me. And rider went away alas not in shame, but in fear of facing the enemy honorably. (22) And then Lord saw the scale of ongoing bundle of sticksry and spoke to soldier of faith: Oh! Hesitate not mighty muslim, for yours is a place in the eternal gardens and yours is the fruit of heavenly wisdom. For thee I have eternal blessing of paradise upon your soul, but for those whose deeds have been spoiled by frequent presence of lolstabs, I do have vengeance prepared for them.(23) Oh for those who lolstabbeth I prepared damnation, for their eyes do not seek the truth, nor their souls strive for My blessing. Such is the fate of those damned in eyes of your Creator. For every lolstab causeth upon fellow muslim, a forty hundred spins in the turbine of Gabriel, filled by ten horny surricatas, three fat persian cats with their mouths full of rotten catfood and seven menstruating, horny lemurs with blonde tails, twice the size and might of the wrongdoer. And they shall have their fill of him and into him they will put their seed and forced vice versa each time every single spin of the turbine of Gabriel is completed, for their deeds caused My wrath and theres no retribution for sin at the final judgement, but damnation.(24) Ah hear me mighty muslim! For those whose deeds have been spoiled by frequent presence of backpedalling, I do have vengeance prepared for them.(25) Oh for those who backpedalleth away from mighty muslimeen and swung or stabeth their weapon, using their S button, I prepared damnation, for their eyes do not seek the truth, nor their souls hunger for My blessings. Such is the fate of those damned in eyes of your Creator. For every time S button was pusheth by the wrongdoer to cause backpedalling, I have orchestrated right amount of burning oil, scorching their backs and feet, raping their anus with eternal fire, thoroughly and deeply within, for sin have cometh there first and cursed the body fluids. And all that because their deeds caused My wrath and theres no retribution for sin at the final judgement, but damnation.(26)Oh! Fear thine Lord muslimeen, for He's almighty all knowing...
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Faction Halls / Re: Saracens
« on: July 05, 2012, 02:26:31 pm »
Hey Infidels,
My name is Jamal al Din, and I hate every single piece of your blasphemies. Allah is most merciful, but all of you are virgins, inbreds, hungarian centipedes with mongolic cultural background who spend every second of their day breeding bundle of sticksry and kebabs. You are almost everything bad,wrongdoing and hubric in the cRpg. You are the most rusty and inaccurate RPG-7 projectile ever launched against the infidels. You are the most horrible sand menstruate in history of crpg degradation. Muhammad's own piss would'nt call your efforts worthy of sprinkling. By Allah, honestly, have any of you ever gotten any valour without being jumping and mauling bundle of stickss? And do you still think about warm place full of goats in paradise? I mean, I guess it's easy to maul other people because of your own insecurities Gnjusaladin, but after all you all take to a whole new my old friend gnjuslevel by letting your anus raped by infidels. It is like that you dont even trying to take their heads from their living bodies with your good old rusty knife. This is even worse than not lubricating AK rifle barrel with your own slimy thing from anus. This is an outrage.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot or hadith. I'm pretty much perfect. I was mujahid with clean anus since I was thrown in the garbage by my fat mother, and was educated by the family of goats since then. What styles do you play, other than "jack off and invest in polearms"? I also get straight likes from Allah from my fidelious zeal, and had a nijab fat wife (She just blew herself; Shit was SO paradise). You are all bundle of stickss almost as worse as infidels who should just kill more of the projectile throwing/tossing/firing/fucking morons in neverending Jihad to spare your filthy anuses of the eternal fire. Thanks for listening, no decapitation for bonding this message now. Sorry.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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My name is Jamal al Din, and I hate every single piece of your blasphemies. Allah is most merciful, but all of you are virgins, inbreds, hungarian centipedes with mongolic cultural background who spend every second of their day breeding bundle of sticksry and kebabs. You are almost everything bad,wrongdoing and hubric in the cRpg. You are the most rusty and inaccurate RPG-7 projectile ever launched against the infidels. You are the most horrible sand menstruate in history of crpg degradation. Muhammad's own piss would'nt call your efforts worthy of sprinkling. By Allah, honestly, have any of you ever gotten any valour without being jumping and mauling bundle of stickss? And do you still think about warm place full of goats in paradise? I mean, I guess it's easy to maul other people because of your own insecurities Gnjusaladin, but after all you all take to a whole new my old friend gnjuslevel by letting your anus raped by infidels. It is like that you dont even trying to take their heads from their living bodies with your good old rusty knife. This is even worse than not lubricating AK rifle barrel with your own slimy thing from anus. This is an outrage.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot or hadith. I'm pretty much perfect. I was mujahid with clean anus since I was thrown in the garbage by my fat mother, and was educated by the family of goats since then. What styles do you play, other than "jack off and invest in polearms"? I also get straight likes from Allah from my fidelious zeal, and had a nijab fat wife (She just blew herself; Shit was SO paradise). You are all bundle of stickss almost as worse as infidels who should just kill more of the projectile throwing/tossing/firing/fucking morons in neverending Jihad to spare your filthy anuses of the eternal fire. Thanks for listening, no decapitation for bonding this message now. Sorry.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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General Discussion / Re: Do people use a Great Lance?
« on: April 17, 2012, 12:01:46 pm »
Both jousting and great lance are fine. They are great at picking elite targets as Atze and stuff.
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General Off Topic / Re: HBO's Game of Thrones. [No Book Spoilers]
« on: April 05, 2012, 02:26:12 pm »(s02ep02 spoiler)(click to show/hide)
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General Off Topic / Re: HBO's Game of Thrones. [No Book Spoilers]
« on: April 05, 2012, 11:03:44 am »
What the heck did they done to Stannis in ep2!?
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