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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA

« on: July 06, 2016, 10:56:34 pm »

guys my application has been pending since 2013 when r u going to call back

You can always go join James and his brigayed.

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Diplomacy / Re: If the Gobblins puss out

« on: March 25, 2016, 10:53:27 pm »

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We have a lot of tiny factions.   Factions that have their own hopes and dreams.  Quite frankly, I always thought it was too early for 'mega-factions'.  Let's just have our own little wars.  Most of us don't give a fuck who we fight, but we do care deeply about how we look on a map.

So I'm thinking friendly little wars.  We all try to dominate, and when we realize we can't, we join forces.  Then, in a month or eight, we all side up for one side.  And then we fight to determine who will own the map.  Personally, I think its awesome when people accept defeat and join their victors.  Pussy whining 'hate them forever' BS is soooo 'internet'.

Let's all act like medieval kingdoms.  No rage quitting (though boredom quitting is a problem).  Accept defeat like gentlemen, and accept vassalage.  If you 'don't like the guys you gotta work with', then fuck off.  You are a pussy whiner, and have no place in a medieval war simulator kinda thing.

So says I!

Bryggan
13K guy

Uh, What have you done? Please answer with info pertaining to this strat. not strat 3 or 2 back in the good ole days.

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Diplomacy / Re: ACRE JOINS THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

« on: March 03, 2016, 05:07:32 pm »

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please don't call us the NA UIF you do a disservice to the actual UIF. they are hardcore 24/7 autists and we are a faction of loosely combined memers planning to conquer the map and then throw it into chaos with my GOBBLIN FINAL SOLUTION.
we are radically different. UIF could wipe us, we are barely organized rofl

and Rico can't you see I am making a on active effort to stir the shitpost in NA? don't tell it to me that people need to hate each other more. I work on that daily.

by incorporating acre I have created the greatest outpouring of hate this STRAT, exactly as I predicted.

Oh yeah fuck you big boi.

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Diplomacy / Re: ACRE JOINS THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

« on: March 02, 2016, 02:02:47 am »

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That's the understatement of the century:

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After this display of memes I don't think so lads. Dat aint happenen. Arys can i join you and be a drunk annoying piece of shit?

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Diplomacy / Re: ACRE JOINS THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING

« on: March 02, 2016, 12:47:15 am »

Reality is Acre intended to join the GOBBLINS from the start.

boy did that go well, looks like it is time for me to uh quit bye.

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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN WAR MACHINE ROLLS ON, SLAUGHTERS BRYGGANS GAY ARMY

« on: February 28, 2016, 03:57:41 am »

Stay classy over in Eu brygoon, We all know how much you are down for "war/battles" because you say it in every post. So i hope you got your jollys from this.

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Diplomacy / Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!

« on: February 27, 2016, 03:37:00 pm »

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That is a pity you guys are 'friends'.  I try to be friends with everyone in this game, but I have always been more than happy to attack anyone.

My friends include JayJrod, who betrayed me and gave Yruma castle to the enemy, Albus, who was the first to desert me when Eques came, James, whom everyone hates yet I always liked despite the fact that me showing mercy on him and his faction cost me the war, Dutchy who said we were buds forever yet coordinated attacks against me with the Wardens of the North, and Thalion, who always told me to 'go fuck myself (not in those terms) when I claimed High Kingship over the North, plus Bonesaw, who ordered an attack on me cuz I was bored of being a troop breeder and wanted to actually move in strat... oh, and Sanderson, who let me hide in his village despite the risk of G-Force using that as an excuse to invade...

I like to think I am friends with everyone... but I will attack anyone despite being friends.  I left Acre and merced for the Squids, yet James and I remained friends.  I sent my 13Kers to take most of Black Companies lands and I remained friends with them.  I told my people to attack Dutchy, but we always enjoyed our drunken conversations on TS.  James, who I attacked when Acre was at its weakest and eventually conquered still remained my friend despite me seriously limiting his strength, and stayed my friend when I put him on the stand for treason.  SJimmy remained my friend, despite his elevation in the KotN then betrayal to me.  Even Blackbird, the Euro who came with 60K shiny troops and brought back 50 vs 50 strat sieges and then totally crushed my empire, I was friends with him too.

So forgive me if I do not understand you.  I have friends too. Jack_1 gave me gear, and I used it to conquer his faction.  Biggest asshole move in Strat, yet we remained friends.  If being submissive and sticking out your hindquarters to your buds is friendship, then maybe I got it wrong.

If attacking armies then later having a good natured chat about the battle after in TS with your Strat enemies is friendship, then I understand.  I still kinda think Strat is a game to be played, but I, and everyone else I get along with, knows its just a game to have a little fun with.  We play to win, but we don't make pinkie promises to support each other and suck shit up cuz we just want to be on the winning team.

We play like medieval warlords, and, rather than get butthurt, enjoy the challenge when our dear, dear friends attack us*.

*OK,I GTX when Dutchy and sJimmy rebelled, but I've always regretted that.  But at least I stayed friends with them.

Thanks for the war stories dad.

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Diplomacy / Re: Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!

« on: February 27, 2016, 09:58:20 am »

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SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE DOWNVOTING POSTS THAT DON'T STICK THEIR TONGUES BETWEEN MY CHEEKS, BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT WOULD MAKE ME A GOBBLIN

Pretty much all I gather from your rants/banter about gobblins everyday.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Gobblins insist on attacking us

« on: February 15, 2016, 02:12:42 pm »

I'm not totally sure what happened to cause all of this ruckus, but I just wanted to let you all know that I think you're doing a great job. Keep up the great work and know that I am proud of each and every one of you.

Eat shit Rhalzo.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Gobblins insist on attacking us

« on: February 14, 2016, 11:04:46 am »

If I could -2 it would. I didnt even read your shitpost but the first -1 is for the shitty annotations. and the 2nd for the scoobi dew meme you posted earlier. We dont recycle memes around here you baddi. Get Better scrub.

p.s your shit post are the worst.

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Diplomacy / Re: BY DECREE OF THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING(FREE TRADE @ RDUNA)

« on: February 09, 2016, 11:50:47 pm »

You can come trade at New Ada Kulun =) You get a larger bonus too, since I'm in the corner.

Dont show your face around these parts or the GIMP will getchya.

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Diplomacy / Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX

« on: January 31, 2016, 04:26:59 am »

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ITT:

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uh legs a pal of mine wants to know where this is from...

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Diplomacy / Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX

« on: January 29, 2016, 06:55:56 am »

It's a worth while watch, reminds me of total war and crusader kings 2 in anime form. As wierd as that sounds...

Oh yeah well i am not interested it is for a friend and i didnt ask you dynamdicks.

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Diplomacy / Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX

« on: January 29, 2016, 06:32:18 am »

The Heroic Legend of Arslan where pars is from lol.

My friend wants to know is it any good?

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Diplomacy / Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX

« on: January 29, 2016, 06:30:38 am »

Btw im calling hax cuz you're spying on us in our down time.