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Diplomacy / Re: Super Sexy Sleeperagent Skinboat the Spy Strikes MB

« on: September 05, 2014, 06:32:41 am »

You may take our gold, and you can take our fiefs, but you will never take our freedom! Also that was uncool, it took us years of hard work to amass such a vast fortune

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: A few questions

« on: August 06, 2014, 06:32:42 pm »

No, you use gear you have in inventory on strategus website

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 10:42:35 pm »

"hi i'm not gonna do anything at all this strat despite being the biggest (Enter Derogatory Remark Here)s in NA but i'll keep posting shit as an excuse"

-Chosen1 2014

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 07:29:43 pm »

Here's the thing Papa, the money is there.

Also dont tell me the money is there, you dont know us. You haven't walked a mile in my shoes, or seen the idiocy firsthand and to truly know the level of corruption and backroom quid pro quo dealings that transpire in and plague our fiefs. We got jerkoff members wasting PP on bullshit like discounting donkeys and +3 pope hats, and that was just me so imagine what other BS others have got themselves into... yet you wanna tell me how deep my pockets are?! 

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 07:13:38 pm »

And if you are getting mad at Switch and tell us you don't care about strat, why are you posting here?

I'm not mad at switch, I just like to shitpost. And I feel you on the gayness of strat, it makes my butt hurt to. Yeah we are big, yeah we dont do shit, yeah we got excuses for days, but I forgot my point or where I was going with this rant so I will end it was a irrelevant, but seemingly relevant and profound statement.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting- Sun Tzu

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 06:05:59 pm »

But Watto is treated so harshly yet he's a great guy! Boussh is just a secret Princess Leia, and there nothing wrong with that

For those 10 minutes before you find out he is a chick, Boussh is a badass with his thermal detonator.. and after he is a princess I would totally bang. It's a win/win. Watto is just some ass hole jewish stereotype who owned slaves, and was cast as a big nosed insect because of Walt Disney's antisemitic beliefs in preparation for the then pending backroom dealings that were taking place

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 05:50:49 pm »

Also switchtense, you sure did take my generalized and non specific targeted statements awful personally. Which word did you find you associated with the most? I targeted "whining crying bitches", did this accurately describe you?

I dont pay enough attention to this game to know who you are, know who Byzantium is, or to know what 5-6 spergs you are referring to, what shiny armies your talking about, or what battles I missed. I did say I quit checking for battles though since there have not been any, and since you said your armies were wasted from lack of participation.. thanks for affirming that I am not alone in my apathy.

Your also right, I dont pay attention to know who is trying to jump what off. I dont care anymore, I just want this strat to be over. But my offer is still open about your mum

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 05:38:51 pm »

I never would've picked Watto, I feel you quoted me out of context. I would've went with Boushh the bounty hunter

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 05:29:34 pm »

With all due respect, fuck you.

No.. fuck you. Self righteous little twat with your no job living in moms basement sucking kool-aid from her teets while you point your finger at everyone and blame them for your shitty life, shitty battles, and my old friendgy jerkoff parents. Man the fuck up,  I cant be your papa but I will fuck your mom if you want.

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 02:27:26 pm »

I only ever played strat for the battles, for the xp in c-rpg. This was the first strat I actively participated in besides being my clan's pawn to move.. and its disappointing as fuck. 90% of the time I dont even bother checking for battles upcoming because there are never any. Pretty sure Im not the only one who just quit caring and checking, rosters been looking a bit fucky this strat, dotn think we can fill both sides for you

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Strategus General Discussion / Re: Veluca

« on: August 05, 2014, 02:16:41 pm »

This strat sucks, and KbW isn't the only clan out there so get off its dick. They need to end this bullshit strat and get rid of these game breaking changes. I dont see anyone else jumping shit off, just a bunch of whining & crying bitches complaining about what others are not doing. All I know this strat is I have seen whole armies devastated from crime, and I never get battle xp. The most fun I had this strat was peasant and light armor field battles when it first started. Now everyone thinks they can only fight with shiny armies, but problem is nobody can afford to field more then one. I dont really care to play strat anymore, but still do out of remembrance of what that game used to be. That memory is fading though, and some days I just wanna watch it all burn.

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Diplomacy / Re: ATTS Claims

« on: July 22, 2014, 05:06:06 pm »

Sell (to you)- Low price
Buy (from you)- High price

Damn, I voted wrong. That's some counter intuitive thinking at its finest

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Diplomacy / Re: ATTS Claims

« on: July 22, 2014, 05:03:44 pm »

Why is sell fief low price, and buy high price in the poll? That's backwards as hell

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General Discussion / Re: ADD A FUCKING RANGED CAP ALREADY

« on: July 11, 2014, 04:23:14 pm »

nothing to do with bows.

You throw rocks?

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General Discussion / Re: weshould.servebeer/papasmurf.bounceme address change

« on: July 02, 2014, 05:20:27 am »

Yeah I hope microsoft dies of aids and its grandma gets cancer, because this is pretty crazy they can get away with hijacking 22 domains on such thin pretenses