An old wise squid once told me, "Wars arent only fought on the battlefield, young squidling, but in the shadows as well" Clearly Aldo and the rest of the Mb never heard that common squidian proverb. I have successfully injected a sleeper agent into the MB ranks, and he ascended to a mighty rank 9. He gained the trust and love of all of you. Even coming in teamspeak and listening to your greasy neckbeards rubbing against your shitty headset plastics. He met with me in secret day after day, night after night, feeding me intel. He would come in weeping occasionally because you were so unbearable to talk to he would cut himself. I told him that squids arent pussies and if he was going to kill himself, he might as well just do it and stop being a bitch, or stfu and complete the mission. After years of violating Mb's trust, among other things (fgts), Aldo finally let out the sleeper agent trigger phrase that no one thought he would ever say. The sleeper agent's brain clicked and he told me everything was in slow motion when Aldo said through his shitty mic, "I shaved my pubes". He jumped right into action and stole all the gold in the Mb armory. Which was only 100k (what abunch of poor fgts)
If you ever want to see this crpg gold again you will succeed to the squids and become our client state. You will pay us 85 % of all silver, armor, and weapons. Also we get to tk all mbs in na1 whenever we want for a month
You have 24 hours to comply fgts
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