no lance tankman
Tankman is a good player, but he's not as consistent with playmaking. Especially out of his armour.i agree
Add to list:
Kalam
False modesty is unbecoming, you are still as badass as pre-patch even though you have gone shielder for a while.
And I have to say I think Manatapit has been topping pretty often recently, good one to watch out for.
Weebo is really accurate with that xbow of his.
Arrowaine is scary as hell both on horse and on foot.
I hate lists I'm not on!
Gosh, so elitist.
Kinda wish I was on the list, But I'm usually like, 5-6 or 6-5 or so, So I'm not on there.im glad someone said it out loud
Though, I'd not add Gaga on the list, She's lost a lot of her power with the patch and upkeep fucking with her plated charger.
I feel proud of myself that I've been able to finish off almost half of these guys at least once or twice..
thank you I am flattered, im waiting for balb to get his "good build" ready so that we can fight on fair terms
This doesn't mean best people, right? It better not -.-; /lorneface
This doesn't mean best people, right? It better not -.-; /lornefacehe dosent want loudmouth cross dressing spammers on the list
Not to rain on your parade but finish them off is one thing, most players have done that at one time or another. How many on this list have you taken down from full health? That is the true test. :D
Personally, I'd add one more thing to the list, the ATS phalanx. Whenever I see "..._ATS has changed autobalance limit to 2" that sets off the alarm bells in my head. Doesn't always win, but it always is a gamechangers.
Not to rain on your parade but finish them off is one thing, most players have done that at one time or another. How many on this list have you taken down from full health? That is the true test. :D
Personally, I'd add one more thing to the list, the ATS phalanx. Whenever I see "..._ATS has changed autobalance limit to 2" that sets off the alarm bells in my head. Doesn't always win, but it always is a gamechangers.
What will ATS do now since Long Awli is no shield.
I need to find and kill you more Kalam. :wink:
This doesn't mean best people, right? It better not -.-; /lorneface
I think it is considering pridcrusher is darn good.
But some people on those list are more likely to bs people then kill the enemy, maybe its a list of both.
Shit son, where am I on the list, I'm about to open a can of whoop ass on you in duel Kalam!
Wallace is just a kitten with a big sword.
The difference is, you generally don't make as big a difference in the battle. o.o
Cause i use my xbow over my melee. I hate melee, cause it lags me down unless there's like 15< people.
so what is the value of people?
Cause i use my xbow over my melee. I hate melee, cause it lags me down unless there's like 15< people.
When I'm on a horse, I can easily say that Robin and Walt are the two players I don't want to deal with.
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honestly the only one i dont like to see on the other team on that list is crymoarcrymoar is said to be pride crusher
In the games Ive been in with quake, he has not done the best, he cannot block at all, or very littleshe plays at nite never see HER? on siege shes beast take multiple people to defeat her
Ive never played with PrideCrusher, I will have to face him some time, can anyone tell me when he is usually on?
A quick list of people to watch for on the other team. People to take out, people to be careful around, and people to change your game for. Some of them may not be great at one on one combat, but they're still playmakers on the battlefield.
Any organized clan on one side
Arowaine
Balbaroth (still)
Castor
Chaos
DeafeningFlood
Dexxtaa
Givi
Guts
John
Fufu
Goretooth
Havoc
Huey_Newton
Kesh (still)
Linden
Manatapit
ManofWar
Montbard
Peppovitch
Pridecrusher
Robin_Longstride
Shigeru
Troublesome
WallaceSODOMIZEDYork
WaltF4
honestly the only one i dont like to see on the other team on that list is crymoar
Hey quick question... can we get a little **how many months that player has played in brackets next to each name? :D
I'd love to know considering I'm only at 2/3 weeks and I don't find much trouble with many people besides Balb; and even he dies to my maul at times.
We have to duel some time cannibal
I would add also Peasantine Empire, or whatever his alias happens to be at the given moment. That guy is nasty, and quite consistent.HarmlessPeasant = PrideCrusher
I'd also recommend HarmlessPeasant, because I saw her play tonight, and she was anything but harmless.
And, for the record, I too hate seeing Walt and Robin when I'm on my horse. Those two are mean.
Yeah man, gotta keep it fresh and shit
Miley, didn't we just play with crymoar on the duel server a couple weeks ago? or was that just some rip off? Though i can't say cheap.
I never got to duel crymoar :(
I did. Autoblock user.
Miley, didn't we just play with crymoar on the duel server a couple weeks ago? or was that just some rip off? Though i can't say cheap.
That was Allers pretending to be crymoar and failing.
Allers didn't fail. Everyone believed it. Lol. o.0 You should've heard the TS people.Yeah i'm pretty sure my dumb ass fell for it
I WAS PLAYING AS CRYMOAR WITH GLITCHED STATS!!! :P
Great way to get banned from the mod!!!
+1! :D :D :D :D
What you did is a great way to get your adminship tooken away!!!
+1! :D :D :D
What you did is a great way to get your adminship tooken away!!!
+1! :D :D :D
In the games Ive been in with quake, he has not done the best, he cannot block at all, or very little
Ive never played with PrideCrusher, I will have to face him some time, can anyone tell me when he is usually on?
A quick list of people to watch for on the other team. People to take out, people to be careful around, and people to change your game for. Some of them may not be great at one on one combat, but they're still playmakers on the battlefield.
Any organized clan on one side
Arowaine
Balbaroth (still)
Castor
Chaos
DeafeningFlood
Dexxtaa
Givi
Guts
John
Fufu
Goretooth
Havoc
Huey_Newton
Kesh (still)
Linden
Manatapit
ManofWar
Montbard
PeasantineEmpire
Peppovitch
Pridecrusher
Robin_Longstride
Shigeru
Strelets
Troublesome
WallaceSODOMIZEDYork
WaltF4
The list seems pretty bias, I know I have played with a few people that always top the scoreboard and aren't on the list. And a few are on the list that are quite easy kills/don't sway the battles. But I guess the list is more-so about politics than skill, which is understandable.
IMO, Gafferjack is one of the scariest players for me to face in Battle. When he was his Pike and Sword build, I feared going into melee due to the sudden pikestorm. When he was a thrower, it was even worse as he'd send me to the penalty box as soon as he saw me. I have nightmares occasionally where a birdhelmed man in a Rhinestone Cowboy outfit is standing over me doing the throwdance.
Like Braeden, I'm inconsistent. Die a lot sometimes, dominate sometimes. Usually because I play while under the influence of stuff. :)
Bahaha funny stuff. I usually don't play under the influence but I usually want to play during the come down of different substances and that's when I really play piss poor. If anyone has seen me recently they would have to agree. Theres alot of players missing form this list see
Miley
Allers
Bunches of ATS
Bunches of TS
CtrlAlt
Beepers a pain
and others that I'm forgetting as well
Thankth!!! :D
Lithp?
Bahaha funny stuff. I usually don't play under the influence but I usually want to play during the come down of different substances and that's when I really play piss poor. If anyone has seen me recently they would have to agree. Theres alot of players missing form this list see
RS
Miley
Allers
Bunches of ATSBunches of TSCtrlAlt
Beepers a pain
and others that I'm forgetting as well
Bahaha funny stuff. I usually don't play under the influence but I usually want to play during the come down of different substances and that's when I really play piss poor. If anyone has seen me recently they would have to agree. Theres alot of players missing form this list see
RS
Miley
Allers
Bunches of ATSBunches of TSCntlAlt
CtrlAlt
Beepers a pain
and others that I'm forgetting as well
Fixed.
Sauce_RS is a pain in the ass to kill.
Sauce is a freaking beast. Good at throwing and amazing with his longsword.
umm it is based off TODAY rum. kalam has been making changes every so often as people make suggestions or argue for/against people.
if you think someone is on there who shouldnt, say so and you will receive a reason why they are, or maybe they will get removed.
Balbaroth, Goretooth, and Guts. .I'd put ManOfWar on there as well tbh. John too (if he's not being a dork)
Maybe WallaceI hope you don't take this the wrong way Wallace, nothing against you or anything; I don't really find Wallace to be that big of a gamechanger when I've played with him. Running with a crushthrough on defense in siege sure, until we break through, but in battle servers not so much. Props to him though for using the mancleaver as well since our mancleaver vs mancleaver duels are rather fun.
I'd put ManOfWar on there as well tbh. John too (if he's not being a dork)
Just as an example (not calling you out Dex!), but right now, Goretooth is on 29-1, mowing people down. Dextaa is on the other team, 6-5 and getting mowed down, but both are on this list?
It should be shorter :wink:
That list is way too large for an "Alarm" list. For me, a name only belongs on that list if you have ever spawned in and someone said "What's the strategy?" and the response is "Kill Balbaroth" and it is a 100% serious response. More importantly though, is that even when you try you can't do it.
This is a list of people who Regularly sway the winning sides. Kesh as of late has been spamming through silly builds trying stuff out and so hasn't freed his schedule up to slaughter everything with arrows.
Yeesh. Gimme a break. I'm level 5 dawg. I'd like to see someone at level 5 get 2 kills.
Wooden swords aren't designed to take down mail and plate. Which, incidentally, are the only things that are charging me right now.
I debated ManOfWar, so I wont argue. And you said why John's not there heheh :lol:
Balbaroth
Castor
Chaos
CtrlAltDe1337
Dan
DeafeningFlood
John
Fufu
Gafferjack
Givi
Goretooth
Guts
Havoc
Huey_Newton
Linden
ManofWar
Montbard
get some leaders on here. people that try to control the wild crowds into working together and some battlefield tactics
A quick list of people to watch for on the other team. People to take out, people to be careful around, and people to change your game for. Some of them may not be great at one on one combat, but they're still playmakers on the battlefield.
Any organized clan on one sideAntigone
Arowaine
Balbaroth(still)
Beeper
Castor
Chaos
CtrlAltDe1337
Dan
DeafeningFloodDexxtaa
JohnJohnAdams
FufuGafferjack
Givi
Goretooth
Guts
HavocHuey_Newton
Linden
ManofWarMontbard
NativePeppovitchDevilize
Pridecrusher
Robin_LongstrideRockThrower
Sauce
ShigeruStrelets
TroublesomeWallace
WaltF4
You mean those armchair generals? Meaningless. Hell usually it's better that they're on the other team while you get the people that are actually good at fighting.hmmm idk, i feel there should always be one on your team, i fellow ideas or plans pretty easy, someone says OMG gorath needs to die,i tend to look for him frist lol but then the people i lissen to are people i trust, like heroin, raina,Dan, ecko or goretooth(when he talks)
:shock: is that Native on the list! WOOT today is the best day ever! lol its nice to be on a list that isnt the super fail list... which i fig i would be on since i been a thrower since... well the game came out lol if i had to add anyone it would be Dan but he is on the list... but my omg list is way diff due to the fact all fall in 1 shot Form my Lance, yet dan takes 4, 3 for his sheild and one for him. Yet i got great news, i rerolled into a thrower yet again but now a pony-lance thrower mahahaha so his sheild means little to me now :twisted:
just wait till i get to level 30 again. did a test against one of the DL guys with throw lances. took 6 to break my shield :Do.o was he a pure thrower because theres sooo many throwers now :?
o.o was he a pure thrower because theres sooo many throwers now :?
i tend to throw with the best of them and idk if u can tank 6 of my lances but hope when your lvl 30 we will find out :mrgreen:
Yeesh. Gimme a break. I'm level 5 dawg. I'd like to see someone at level 5 get 2 kills.
Wooden swords aren't designed to take down mail and plate. Which, incidentally, are the only things that are charging me right now.
You are bad even when you are level 30, but the excuses are always enjoyable.
Dextaa is badass, dont be a sour grape Balton.
Well I just dueled PrideCrusher, talk about being a pain in the ass to duel, was really milking his athletics and range on me, not sure of the score, if PrideCrusher would speak and enlighten me about the score, that would be niceI wasn't formally keeping track, but it seemed like Carebear edged you out slightly. Tough call.
To help you update your list.....
If I can regularly kill someone regardless of if I'm playing as inf or cav, then they shouldn't be on the list. Some people like Rockthrower make it because they are noticeable and they have a terrifying dmg output; however, those people aren't gamechangers.
I also left Linden on there because he is so effective with the barmace at the moment, and he is definitely a gamechanger on sieges. However, when I can single him out and go 1v1, it hasn't be a problem.
Where is this debate,
If it is criticism I would like to see it and hear your opinion about how I can improve
P.S add Dan_ATS
I wasn't formally keeping track, but it seemed like Carebear edged you out slightly. Tough call.
Hmm. Flood shouldn't be on here, hardly been playing him, plus I think he's only level 28 or something. But SingingInTheRain, maybe. But probably not -- I'm more of a duelist, my performance in battle is wildly inconsistent.
This isn't a popularity contest.
Isn't Dan already on that list?
ManOWar, I kind of wish you jumped on TS and let us know you were having your duels with PrideCrusher. I'm sure everyone would've loved to have watched that.
I do recall bushwhacking you all day yesterday :rolleyes:
But that's okay. I'm sure your level 30 character was probably lagging out so my 25 bloke was probably just getting lucky all day.
Either way, Balton, you're nothing special, as much as you like to think so. Once you figure out where the right mouse button is, come back and play with the big boys. In the meantime, keep chasing those peasants.
If Hospitallar_Havoc is not on that list I'd like to recommend him. He's a wrecking ball with that bow.
Isn't Dan already on that list?
Also, one of the more underrated players that I'd like to nominate is Glorm. I've seen him on recently a fair bit, and he's quite the support role with the pike. He's always ready with a stab or overhead to augment your attacks on your opponent.
Oh hey, you've come to defend your e-pride.
I knew that this would happen so here is a random screenshot I took yesterday (when you were "owning" me (no excuses for being a low level, and btw I am not lvl 30)). Notice how you have a crappy score, and mine is not-so-crappy. That same game I was clowning on you. It's really quite sad how you die to me 90% of the time even though you have 1/4 of my ping.(click to show/hide)
Yes, hello! Is this the brag about your score and epeen thread?
imgspam
Just contributing!
Balton takes himself rather seriously, but seeing as how he is pretty much the only one who does, I think you might as well let him keep his raging egotism.
Isn't Dan already on that list?
ManOWar, I kind of wish you jumped on TS and let us know you were having your duels with PrideCrusher. I'm sure everyone would've loved to have watched that.
I don't believe I've ever called myself an amazing player. I think I'm a decent support with a pike, but all in all, I'm still relatively new compared to most people. Unlike some people, I'm willing to accept my limitations and don't feel the need to insult others to try and make myself look better on an online game. Now, why don't you tell us how muscular you are and all that other junk you like to bring up despite the fact that the only one caring is yourself.
Also, another point to bring up. A single, or even several screenshots means nothing. Yesterday, Goretooth went 1-1 at the end of a map. He got killed early in the match, then went afk for reasons unknown. Does this mean Goretooth is an average Battle player? Hardly.
Essentially, I posted mentioning that it was pointless to try and deflate your raging ego. Your recent posts have confirmed that to me. You are an egotistical player. You believe yourself to be an amazing player at this game superior to all others and likely superior IRL as well. This vaguely sickening attitude begs the occasional caustic remark and yet somehow you remain mystified by the way people react to it.
You claimed that Dexx was terrible. Dexx responded by claiming that you were terrible. You posted screenshots in an attempt prove that he was terrible. I made a comment about how it was pointless for Dexx to try and take you down a notch. You respond by insulting me. I respond by stating that your insult is meaningless to me. You claim that I have no reason to flame you and insinuate once again that I'm bad. I mention my reasons for posting a negative comment. You state that somehow talking about you makes no sense in this context.
There's a rundown of the recent events, since you seem to be confused.
Anyway, we might as well handle the rest of this through private messages or IRC or some such if we're just going to argue with each other. I suggest ending this conversation so that the thread can get back on topic.
Why are you guys attacking this middle aged woman?
Note: list trimmed.
There should be categories to this list. Epic(at the top)...Amazing(in the middle)...and entertaining (at the bottom).
This thread is a joke, common I can't believe you guys are taking this seriously. What next, homecoming queen elections?
This thread is a joke, common I can't believe you guys are taking this seriously. What next, homecoming queen elections?
Essentially, I posted mentioning that it was pointless to try and deflate your raging ego. Your recent posts have confirmed that to me. You are an egotistical player. You believe yourself to be an amazing player at this game superior to all others and likely superior IRL as well. This vaguely sickening attitude begs the occasional caustic remark and yet somehow you remain mystified by the way people react to it.
+1. You rule
Best Dressed (Male): Castor in Wedding Dress
There should be categories to this list. Epic(at the top)...Amazing(in the middle)...and entertaining (at the bottom).
You just want more drama and fighting...
Its obvious to me that balton and dexta have to take this to the duel serve immediatly. Put your skills where your.. "keyboard" is or some crap like that
also thanks for making me the class jock
honestly I have throughly enjoyed this thread
I think you guys are all missing the point... Balton, post a picture of your abs so we can get some closure on this issue!
You just want more drama and fighting...
Oh you have to admit the drama in this thread is amusing. :mrgreen:(click to show/hide)
Go ask Noctivigant, apparently he saves my pictures to his computer for personal use. Good thing he doesn't have the original hi-res one, that creeper.
Most likely to become a millionaire: John
A quick list of people to watch for on the other team. People to take out, people to be careful around, and people to change your game for. Some of them may not be great at one on one combat, but they're still playmakers on the battlefield.(click to show/hide)
Everybody stop making fun of Balton its not nice. He's far too good for your insults, for, you see, his coolness is as an armor of the thickest plate--it cannot be pierced by the strongest of insults. Or obvious truths.
Yes, hello! Is this the brag about your score and epeen thread?(click to show/hide)
Just contributing!
I do enjoy fighting you though, because I always know it'll be an easy kill that will leave me unscathed. Om nom nom feed my score some more.
A quick list of people to watch for on the other team. People to take out, people to be careful around, and people to change your game for. Some of them may not be great at one on one combat, but they're still playmakers on the battlefield.
Prom King: Goretooth
Prom Queen: Balbaroth
Class Clown: DeafeningFlood
Class Jock: ManofWar
Best Dressed (Male): Castor in Wedding Dress
Best Dressed (Female): Wallace
Best Hair : Havoc
Nicest Eyes: Dexxtaa
Nicest Smile: Native
Laziest Student: Guts
Most likely to become a dancer: Gafferjack
Most likely to become a millionaire: John
Most likely to live on food stamps: Huey_Newton
Most likely to work for PRADA: Givi
Mostly likely to live in his parent's basement: CtrlAltDe1337
Most likely to get a DUI: JohnAdams
Most likely to wrongfully end up in jail for assault: Strelets
Most likely to turn into a MILF: Dan
Most likely to becomp a pimp: WaltF4
Most likely to marry a redneck: Linden
Kalam, what award would I get?
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Does Groggo get to be on the cool people list?
A quick list of people to watch for on the other team. People to take out, people to be careful around, and people to change your game for. Some of them may not be great at one on one combat, but they're still playmakers on the battlefield.
Prom King: Goretooth
Prom Queen: Balbaroth
Class Clown: DeafeningFlood
Class Jock: ManofWar
Best Dressed (Male): Castor in Wedding Dress
Best Dressed (Female): Wallace
Best Hair : Havoc
Nicest Eyes: Dexxtaa
Nicest Smile: Native
Laziest Student: Guts
Most likely to become a dancer: Gafferjack
Most likely to become a millionaire: John
Most likely to live on food stamps: Huey_Newton
Most likely to work for PRADA: Givi
Mostly likely to live in his parent's basement: CtrlAltDe1337
Most likely to get a DUI: JohnAdams
Most likely to wrongfully end up in jail for assault: Strelets
Most likely to turn into a MILF: Dan
Most likely to becomp a pimp: WaltF4
Most likely to marry a redneck: Linden
I lost best hair :(.u never shouldve gone blonde
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Why are scrubs posting screenshots of themselves with a bad ratio? I really do not understand this. If you are going to post a screenshot for the purpose of bragging, at least make sure it's no less than 2x-0, otherwise you are just making yourself look bad.
Hey guyz i lernt divihshun 14 iz moar than 10 ant 12 poiwnt 5!!!11
Oh hey, you've come to defend your e-pride.
I knew that this would happen so here is a random screenshot I took yesterday (when you were "owning" me (no excuses for being a low level, and btw I am not lvl 30)). Notice how you have a crappy score, and mine is not-so-crappy. That same game I was clowning on you. It's really quite sad how you die to me 90% of the time even though you have 1/4 of my ping.(click to show/hide)
Because 40-4 and 50-4 mean a hell of a lot more than your precious 14-1.
Also, good job making yourself look bad.
You mean 38-8 and 50-8?
Fine, I'll play your game as well:(click to show/hide)
Triple digit ping and still unstoppable.
Why are scrubs posting screenshots of themselves with a bad ratio? I really do not understand this. If you are going to post a screenshot for the purpose of bragging, at least make sure it's no less than 2x-0, otherwise you are just making yourself look bad.
look at the list of enemies there balton. sauce is 0-0 so hasnt spawned yet. dach is a pretty good cav... and hniv is decent... thats it.
Those scores aren't too bad, I've seen worse. Canary, on the other hand, your scores make my casual scores look like absolute crap, I'm jealous :P
Balton, seems like a cocky bitch who deserves to be slapped and knocked out of his "OOO I KILL SOME PEOPLE IM THE BEST!" phase.
You mean 38-8 and 50-8?
Fine, I'll play your game as well:(click to show/hide)
Triple digit ping and still unstoppable.
Why are scrubs posting screenshots of themselves with a bad ratio? I really do not understand this. If you are going to post a screenshot for the purpose of bragging, at least make sure it's no less than 2x-0, otherwise you are just making yourself look bad.
Unstoppable, he says. Oh, that one time didn't count, I was low level, he says. K:D ratio matters, he implies, and one screenshot from one occasion counts in any capacity, he seems to think. You know what, everyone? You should just stop listening to people who aren't good talk about who is bad at playing the game.(click to show/hide)
Screenshots of Balton with awful scores, taken from multiple different maps on multiple different days. (a few are from mid-map, so it just further shows you how unimportant one battle can be when it comes to doing well. And like I said, ignore the people on the top, as they're not what the thread is about, it's clearly all about Balton.)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
Back on topic: This is not the "Who gets a high K:D ratio?" thread. This is the list of players who give a noticeable contribution to battles, people who don't necessarily kill eeevvverrrryyyyoooooone, but rather who kill people in a noticeable way. If someone kills half of an entire team each round but always ends up dying, okay, sure, their ratio may not be the greatest, but you can't say they didn't contribute in a noticeable capacity to the goddamn round. If there's that "one guy" who is nigh impossible to kill, who can storm into enemy ranks and people start going off in their team's chat about how "archers, aim at that one guy!" or "everyone gang up on what's his face!" then he's an alarming character, deserving of a thread like this. If you're someone who people routinely disregard, you really shouldn't be here trying to brag about how you should be on this list.
Balton, people besides you are allowed to do well, you're not the sole skilled player on the NA servers, and a lot of people would say that you aren't even one of the skilled ones at all, so you really shouldn't brag about yourself when you're always hiding in spawn for five minutes, either plugging away with a crossbow or waiting for most of the enemies to be dead before taking on one of them at a time. (of course, that's when you're not on your horse...)
Anyway, I nominate Glorm for being an alarming character on the field, and for being awesome.
How do you know that I wasn't level 10 or so in some of those screenshots? You can't just randomly post screenshots like that. I posted two screenshots, the first one was to prove a point, both Dex and I were high levels. The second was just for fun.
Also, for like the 50th time, I don't care about being on the list, it's not about me, stop talking about me. I know I am a really interesting person and once you become obsessed with me it's really hard to stop, but the RS clan really needs to chill.
And finally, I play with a triple digit ping (120-180, as seen in Canary's screenshots (thanks for the support bro)), and yet I still style on most players, pretty sad.
How do you know that I wasn't level 10 or so in some of those screenshots? You can't just randomly post screenshots like that. I posted two screenshots, the first one was to prove a point, both Dex and I were high levels. The second was just for fun.
8-) Yay for not being on the list or any of those screenshots. 8-)
Add Civilian or Gash (Spartan - Not HA), although they are not game changers, they have the best support out of anyone.
if so I must decline I change my name often to evade the limelight and even then I see people naming themself "Darth_ninjatard"(not even using that one anymore : note to my hate/fanclub plz update your hate names plz)
Fun to hear your excuses, scrub.
I was level 5 when you called me out on being a "bad" player. Finish your flame wars, old woman.
Cry moar.
I wasn't the one that called you out, but okay.
You are bad even when you are level 30, but the excuses are always enjoyable.
Big -1 for civilian he changes his banner to whomever is dominant on the server fought him wearing ts and hosp banners last night in a two hour frame lol
Unless we are adding "biggest coward" to the list
Kronic, I've been playing with Darth characters since I started playing this mod about five months ago. Careful you don't get bigheaded enough to think I was copying you lol
Hey numb nut, we're allied with TS and Hospitaller. They've done the same with ATS.
Mostly likely to live in his parent's basement: CtrlAltDe1337How do you figure this? :P
Most likely to get a DUI: JohnAdamsI didn't get this one at first, but nice :P
Most likely to wrongfully end up in jail for assault: StreletsYou should change this one to "most likely to be an escaped convict" imo xD
Why are scrubs posting screenshots of themselves with a bad ratio? I really do not understand this. If you are going to post a screenshot for the purpose of bragging, at least make sure it's no less than 2x-0, otherwise you are just making yourself look bad.
I once killed a man :twisted:
No i'm not
@ EyeBeat, if I don't try. Lol.
I'd like to say I'm surprised by the amount of people who take screenshots of their kills, but I'm not.
Well if this isn't the penis measuring thread of the century :rolleyes:
Well if this isn't the penis measuring thread of the century :rolleyes:
Will set list back to srs soon.
But I just spent 5 minutes making this picture in honor of my likely pimp-hood :((click to show/hide)
You mean 38-8 and 50-8?
Fine, I'll play your game as well:(click to show/hide)
Triple digit ping and still unstoppable.
Why are scrubs posting screenshots of themselves with a bad ratio? I really do not understand this. If you are going to post a screenshot for the purpose of bragging, at least make sure it's no less than 2x-0, otherwise you are just making yourself look bad.
Reposting again because Balton has not responded, and I would not want to deny him the opportunity.
*Attention* There ya go bud, now you don't have to repost the same thing for the 6th time.
Most likely to become a dancer: Gafferjack
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended... :?
No one else gyrates with such precise timing and poise.
Some day, I shall be on this list if not already on some peoples' "O' Crap!" list.
Harmlesspeasant should be added. He rocks that little mace like no other! :mrgreen:
Weak list
I got up there for my archer right?
afraid of my beaver outfit?
If it were a weak list I'd be on it.
I guess we should try to transform back into a serious discussion thread now that Balton has been put down, shall we?
Because the requirement to be on the list is CONSISTENCY, 90% of the time I'm not playing seriously so while I may end up topping the scoreboards on numerous occasions most of the time I just have a good enough score to be top 2 or 3.
In term of skill I'd say I rank up pretty high as I can kill players such as goretooth dexx gaffer and all that most of the time and yet I'm not there because I do not CONSISTENTLY top the scoreboard.
So..why is huey on this list, and you aren't, kalam?
I am still 2-1 against you, if we don't count all the times I have killed you whilst riding on my horsey, lost track of that slaughterhouse.
I don't believe I've ever seen dexx top the scoreboard, no need to even talk about consistence.Is that really all it takes to be on the list? To top the score board?
Rather it seems a bunch of people brown nosing. :rolleyes:
They aren't really that good.
I think I am going to make a list with everyone BUT those on this "Alarm List"
Yeah, you guys all suck and I hate you!
As much as he annoys me Dex should be on that list. Mr.Pibb should also be on that list. Wallace should also be on there.
I think I should get my own category for hammar skill, apparently you all forget how to play when I break out the long maul. Not even my clan mates want to play with me when I use the long maul.
anyone who uses crush thru weapons on this list, shouldnt be there
idk if anyone does just my opinion
Who wants to make the slippery slope argument that this statement demands?
I was hoping for the "if we ban crush, we have to ban shields; if we ban shields, we have to ban ranged; if we ban ranged, we ban 2-h; if we ban 2-h, we ban polearms...
EDIT: OH! And if we ban polearms, we must ban horses.
Given this information the only allowed playstyle is 1h no shield.... I LOVE IT! chadz, fix it nao! All 1her, all the time.
If we do this, we must ban spamitar and knockdown weapons pls. 8-)
I'm cool with that too. In fact I think it should be limited to either sword of whine only, or long arming sword only. GO GO MAKE IT HAPPEN!
anyone who uses crush thru weapons on this list, shouldnt be there
idk if anyone does just my opinion
I demand to know why Givi is so low on this list, out of everyone on this list he's the only one I could never defeat in a duel.
I demand to know why Givi is so low on this list, out of everyone on this list he's the only one I could never defeat in a duel.
It's because you never see him topping the charts all the time and he doesn't play much, at least on Givi.who is givi o.o
:d
who is givi o.o
It's because you never see him topping the charts all the time and he doesn't play much, at least on Givi.Lies, he does play, but you only pay attention to your own scores. Of course, I never see you topping the charts and you play World of Tanks 90% of the time now.
:d
Add: Goretooth, ManOfWar, Balbaroth, Castor, Deafening, Dan, John, Rhuell, HarmlessPeasant, Shigeru, Sauce :3
Bah, fuck off Miley. I can kill Castor, Deafening, Dan, John, Rhuell, Shigeru, Sauce and Goretooth.
You're right on Balbaroth, ManOfWar and HarmlessPeasant.
Bah, fuck off Miley. I can kill Castor, Deafening, Dan, John, Rhuell, Shigeru, Sauce and Goretooth.
You're right on Balbaroth, ManOfWar and HarmlessPeasant.
Not in the duel server x)
It's because you never see him topping the charts all the time and he doesn't play much, at least on Givi.Givi has several accounts.
:d
I can D:
Who wants to duel me! I could use a good duel!
Who wants to duel me! I could use a good duel!
Shit I saw a player named arty on the siege when brd was rolling for some 20 odd rounds for victory and then one round it was 28players on brd vs 44 enemies we won that round next round it was like 77 players vs just arty and let me tell you we all almost lost to his god like powers but in the end the team balance just wasnt fair and we capped him. {Super sarcasm} However it is always fucken hilarious to see the autobalancer fucken blow a gasket and put 1-5 people vs every one lol.
harmless edged me out when we dueled allersYoure the hardest to me still :D
What about me? Oh wait, this isn't the 'Mediocre and Bumbling Buffoons' list. My mistake. :oops:
Croak, you're a nice fellow. That's all that matters. Some of the best tend to let their egos get the best of them sometimes.
Substance over style. Always better to be a nice guy than a good combatant, in my opinion.
You're just jealous that I'm the best at everything ever and you're just a loser with no golden statue of himself like me.
Croak, you're a nice fellow. That's all that matters. Some of the best tend to let their egos get the best of them sometimes.
Substance over style. Always better to be a nice guy than a good combatant, in my opinion.
I like to think that I am a nice guy, I also wish I could see who is giving me -1 points!
I'm a nice guy. And I don't care if every single one of you asshats says otherwise. I'm right. Always. :shock:
I like to think that I am a nice guy, I also wish I could see who is giving me -1 points!
One day people will see Aldryk on the other team and be like "Crap, he's gonna poke ervrybody."
Are any archers allowed on the list (maybe not with all our nerfs), because if so I would like to add Raina_Ats, Goretooth_ATS (for his archer alt) and if its not too immodest myself. :wink:
Also, i think Singinintherain is so much more bad ass then Deafeninflood (jk), but seriously he should be on the highest list instead along with the others up there, same thing with carebear harmlesspeasant should be the same level as goretooth and balb.
I don't think archers can make the list anymore. Even the top archers from back in the pre-patch days are so nerfed now I mostly consider them free kills.
:( I know what you mean, when I go melee, archers are kind of like peasants, you can pretty easily dodge their arrows or ignore them with decent armor and then just slash them once or twice for a kill. Now throwers are another story. Are any throwers on the list other than Native? Or should we wait until after the upcoming nerf before deciding?
Gafferjack is on the list for his throwing...
I am amused.dont nerf throwing, if anything just up pt cost by 2 for low teir and 1 for high teirs
Off-topic: Nerf throwing.
dont nerf throwing, if anything just up pt cost by 2 for low teir and 1 for high teirs
I dont recognize half these players, and Ive been playing alot on the battle servers since the big patch. Maybe theyre siege players, but siege is always much easier to rack up a good score than in battle.
What about guys like Big Sandwich and 30 seconds to mars? Theyre always up there on the scoreboard too. But maybe they dont get on cuz theyre not in a clan?
I dont recognize half these players, and Ive been playing alot on the battle servers since the big patch. Maybe theyre siege players, but siege is always much easier to rack up a good score than in battle.
So is the hopeless archer situation the same for crossbowmen? :o
Pretty much. The only hardcore x-bowmen I even see doing much on the NA servers regularly (as opposed to random fuck it rounds/maps) anymore are Darkkharma (probably fucked up that spelling, w/e), Weebo and I. Other people seem to dabble for the lulz now and then, but x-bows just seem like the red-headed step baby of the ranged classes anymore.
TheSeniorScrambler? There are a few others I can think of but I keep thinking they're someone else's alts but they're definitely operators.
Cyranule in the BRD is quite good too
I spend alot of time pew pewing with xbow. I use Kerin she now has a masterwork sniper xbow. No one notices me for my xbow kills because well it doesn't seem to kill any of the good players I have shot goretooth two times with a mw sniper and watched him eat two jarids and keep on kicking. I cant even 1 shot people in gambesons unless they are running at me with unussually high athletics like kalam or matey but they tend to have a huscarl so shooting them running at me is nigh impossible. Though I most certainly salute dark karma one of the only xbow man other than gristle that I recognize as a feasible threat when they point at me.
I'd be a liar if I said you weren't one of the guys who got me into it. Cheers.
Two names I want on this list some where are arowaine and cyranule. I might hate TBL for some of their ludicrous troll moments and team hits but arowaine is exceptional. I can always expect him to perform like a mid boss version of man of war. and cyranule is no different both of them know how to sword and board. I most certainly play more seriously when I see either of those two because I like living.
I wish I didn't inspire so many people to try and do what I do. I sorta made a plague of baddies when I went barmacein just a bunch of clowns swinging a crappy weapon that they didn't even build to crush but they use it anyways thinking it is a magic stick that crushes. I make it look to easy I guess. But anyways I am always happy to see a "good inspiration" like you and I hate to say it but Sunzi junior and tweedle dum were the only two barmace impersonators that figured out how to make the barmace really crush they just lacked that certain polish but I believe with a little practice they could be more frightening I haven't seen..what about me? T_T
em in a while though.
pah! soon as I start playing serious and kicking large ammounts of ass you pull me off the list! you know what kalam! I pull YOU off MY list! :cry: :cry:
i dont have a list :cry:
Oh yeah, totally forgot about him cause I thought he was an alt. Derp.
Yeah, there are others that do well, but I specified DEDICATED, not dabblers. :wink:
operators are gonna operate setting up fire bases and goosing peeps is fun
What do people do to get on this list? :o
What do people do to get on this list? :o
What do people do to get on this list? :o
Huh, given that you are listing alts now, I expect all 12 of my alts to appear here at some point.
Oh God how i wish there wasn't the Ping Ocean between us, id go play on NA all the time......your chat is a pile of ku-klux-klan childish crap but you folks still seem less retarded then EU population........
If I may I would like to add to the sever list.
Joshko
TIM
Panderson
Kathoir
Xavier
Ozymandious
Diomedes
Lucius
Castor
Sumo
Tweedledum
Wormfood
Barley legal
Sverre
robin longstride
tronn
chipmunk
kazamir
rorik
kathlin
ksenia
dugan
acdc
and more
Yeah, I'm really shocked that Canary and Aldryk aren't up there. I've seen whole squads retreat to safety when those two come around the corner together.
If I may I would like to add to the sever list.
Joshko
TIM
Panderson
Kathoir
Xavier
Ozymandious
Diomedes
Lucius
Castor
Sumo
Tweedledum
Wormfood
Barley legal
Sverre
robin longstride
tronn
chipmunk
kazamir
rorik
kathlin
ksenia
dughan
acdc
and more
If I may I would like to add to the sever list.Am I a noob that I don't know half of the people on this list?
Joshko
TIM
Panderson
Kathoir
Xavier
Ozymandious
Diomedes
Lucius
Castor
Sumo
Tweedledum
Wormfood
Barley legal
Sverre
robin longstride
tronn
chipmunk
kazamir
rorik
kathlin
ksenia
dughan
acdc
and more
Joshko, you accidentally posted the free-kill list. Any you put Castor on it, which is obviously not right.
<.< >.>
Am I a noob that I don't know half of the people on this list?yes
yes
I have been playing for a long time and I don't know who half of these guys are either.same
Oh God how i wish there wasn't the Ping Ocean between us, id go play on NA all the time......your chat is a pile of ku-klux-klan childish crap but you folks still seem less retarded then EU population........
Lol at the clan plug :D. Really though, I can see putting Castor up there, for sure, as well as Robin Longstride from the Tsardom. RS has some scary scary dudes too, I've already mentioned Canary and Aldryk, and I've seen John, Dex, and Onimaho single handedly pull a team from a loss, and change the outcome of a battle. Isn't that what this list is about?
They do it together. Which is why, so far, I'm letting them fall into the 'organized clan' area. And John is already in it.
That list was just Tsardom's member list. o.O
I hate to be elitist for my own clan, but many RS members are actually good independent of any organization.
Yep, but the ones I didn't list tend to fall into the 'inconsistent' category on their own.
Yep, but the ones I didn't list tend to fall into the 'inconsistent' category on their own.
Then make the Inconsistency List and add me at the top.
I wish I could duel olwen on equal terms
You'd lose. He's a Hero. :wink:
You'd lose. He's a Hero. :wink:
The hell I would! Now im contemplating traveling to germany for the booze and dueling him :D
Strange, i win against him about 50% of times. But maybe i just killed him and lost anyway ?
I would support a canary nomination, he doesnt suck on his own
You'd be wasting your time, he's a frog and he doesn't drink. :)
I highly doubt it, those kills are probably gankings which i wouldn't really count as wining. 8-)
Just because people aren't on the list doesn't mean they suck. o.O
It just means they don't repeatedly win against greater odds, almost on command.
but ur not old enough :D
Then some of the people on that list should not belong there.
I highly doubt it, those kills are probably gankings which i wouldn't really count as wining. 8-)
I question 30_Seconds_To_Mars inclusion.
I question 30_Seconds_To_Mars inclusion. A good player but I don't consider him to be game changing.
I am for 30 seconds to mars being there. I feel like he changes the tide of battle with the way he goes unnoticed by many. He is a serious contender in kills and does a fine job of moping up a large portion of ranged and melee fodder with little risk to his own health and then comes in and holds his own fairly well with some of the bigger names. I think you all just haven't watched him in death cam he has some unique routes and methods some of which I can't reproduce due to my infamy v.v he is able to just walk around unmolested by arrows sometimes when he should be the target where as all my forms seem to be molested by arrows 100 percent of the time whether I should be a priorty target or not. [I feel your ranged bitter hate biting my organs when I am in cloth mail and plate despite having 3 2handers much closer to you than me.] on a side not the few times I get to team with 30 seconds to mars I like either follow him and let him get close to archers when they nail me or my other favorite only happens when I know he is helping me in melee I like to block and play fail block where I miss one block then flip through a couple of wrong blocks to try and lure them to following me in a backpedal where I know he will snatch the side of their head with his weapon.
[On a side note I still think his name is gay and almost inspires me to name myself backstreet boys or nsync.] =/
I demand placement on the bottom of the list dammit! :((
I demand placement on the bottom of the list dammit! :((
I demand that Balton be placed on this list, lest you be judged a scrub. And yes, that would place him on both the Baddie List and the Alarm List at the same time :P.
I demand that Balton be placed on this list, lest you be judged a scrub. And yes, that would place him on both the Baddie List and the Alarm List at the same time :P.
Being on lists, feels good man.
What, so you actually LIKE being on the sex offender list?
I demand placement on the bottom of the list dammit! :((
Who?
Also you should change the thread title to "Kalam's Alarm List"
That would be inaccurate. I am alarmed by everyone.
That would be inaccurate. I am alarmed by everyone.
Well, thing is you only add people to the list from how YOU see them perform, granted I don't play the game all that much anymore or battle for that matter, but I've been consistently topping the scoreboard on my char nowadays, hell I even have a race with John on his strongulator to see who can top the scoreboard at the end of the round (answer is both of us, we always end up with the exact same score, I even have screenshots for enlarged and inflated epeen!)
Well, thing is you only add people to the list from how YOU see them perform, granted I don't play the game all that much anymore or battle for that matter, but I've been consistently topping the scoreboard on my char nowadays, hell I even have a race with John on his strongulator to see who can top the scoreboard at the end of the round (answer is both of us, we always end up with the exact same score, I even have screenshots for enlarged and inflated epeen!)
Well, thing is you only add people to the list from how YOU see them perform, granted I don't play the game all that much anymore or battle for that matter, but I've been consistently topping the scoreboard on my char nowadays, hell I even have a race with John on his strongulator to see who can top the scoreboard at the end of the round (answer is both of us, we always end up with the exact same score, I even have screenshots for enlarged and inflated epeen!)
Well, thing is you only add people to the list from how YOU see them perform.
As if "strongulator" is a common noun. Patrick's probably right in one respect though, it would be safe to put "Person who wears heavy armor and uses a high damage and perhaps long weapon" on the list.
Well, thing is you only add people to the list from how YOU see them perform, granted I don't play the game all that much anymore or battle for that matter, but I've been consistently topping the scoreboard on my char nowadays, hell I even have a race with John on his strongulator to see who can top the scoreboard at the end of the round (answer is both of us, we always end up with the exact same score, I even have screenshots for enlarged and inflated epeen!)
A quick list of people to watch for on the other team. People to take out, people to be careful around, and people to change your game for. Some of them may not be great at one on one combat, but they're still playmakers on the battlefield. These are presented in three categories, representing the degree of alarm. Needless to say, any organized clan on one side is a serious threat.
SEVERE
Goretooth_ATS
ManofWar_Takeda
HIGH
Dan_ATS
Guts_ATS
Carebear_HarmlessPeasant
Rhuell_RS
SingingInTheRain
Strongulator
ELEVATED
Aelle
Bothersome_Aldryk_RS
TS_Castor
Canary_RS
Chaos(wtf is this)
Cyranule_BRD
Hospitaler_Devilize
NK_Givi(he plays?)
Hospitaler_Havoc
Linden_BRD
Miley(Cyrus?)
Native_ATS
TS_Boyar_Pandersonsonson
Sauce_RS
Wallace_BRD
WaltF4(does he play?)
damn you! put some of your char names in your profile! i know i know some of your chars... but i have no idea which are yours... so i cant link your chars to your forum profile... so name some of your chars!
list edited for names of players that I can remember who play, does walt really play now, I don't see him, who is chaos?
I'd drop Aelle, Givi and Walt from the list as I haven't seen them play really consistently enough to be setting off alarms(or really over my six months never heard much from first two to consider either a dominating player)
also Chaos? who is that, same with him I'd drop him off the list this is more of a "playmakers" list, "unpopular" excellent players don't move people much in terms of morale or teambuilding, . if this was a list of ten actual best players then I'd say add patricia and engine, but its not that list, so drop those questionable peeps to make your list more accurate thanks
Groggo, Oggrog, Patricia(AFAIK), and I've fought pat, he's a good fighter you'd make my list
weird, cyanide is the only one i recognize... and not well enough to know what your build is... havent been playing much lately? or just play at diff times or on diff servers than me?
thanks for removing me of the list, i dont play enough to warrant such high position , all i need now is a name change so that ill be forgotten :D
ahh the joy of being low profile and not be ganged up like crazy :D
thanks for removing me of the list, i dont play enough to warrant such high position , all i need now is a name change so that ill be forgotten :D
ahh the joy of being low profile and not be ganged up like crazy :D
thanks for removing me of the list, i dont play enough to warrant such high position , all i need now is a name change so that ill be forgotten :D
ahh the joy of being low profile and not be ganged up like crazy :D
-1 bomb huey now!
BRING THIS THREAD BACK
lolol
Someone is saucy today
Diomedes already did I think!
Bump
1.LLJK_Tombouner
2.LLJK_Tombouner
3.LLJK_Tombouner
4.LLJK_Tombouner
5.LLJK_Tombouner
6.LLJK_Tombouner
7.LLJK_Tombouner
8.LLJK_Tombouner
9.LLJK_Tombouner
10.LLJK_Tombouner
Any other list would be an unforgivable lie being pushed down our throats by the Coalition Against Trombouner. (C.A.T)
dan here, still better than all of ya'll
I get scared everytime I see hueys Face
I get scared when I don't see his face, ifor it means he is behind me on the same team!rofl i gotta agree
Bumpnoononononononononono
careful of ryden, not only is he fierce in game;
he's ferociously modest on the forums
I really fucking hate these threads. LETS SEE WHO CAN GET THE BIGGEST E-PEEN, no player is best player. there are a group of "top" players but there is no best player.
Bro the whole list is a joke.
I haven't checked this thread in a while, but looking at the new list, it's clear to me that this has become a complete joke of a thread.
I'd rather have Huey in game teamkilling people than him continuously bumping this thread once every two months. Devs plz fix.