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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: chesterotab on March 30, 2016, 05:40:26 am

Title: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: chesterotab on March 30, 2016, 05:40:26 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1006

Tigergirl, you are in and have been in direct violation of state law article 3-69er. Warnings were given to shape up and still you continue to initiate no attacks, make no enemies, and post unironic "xD" smiley faces all over my fucking forums.

3. TIGERGIRL IS CLOSE TO BEING AN ENEMY OF THE GOBBLIN STATE BECAUSE THE NERD SITS IN THE STEPPE SOLELY BY MY GOOD AUTISMAL GRACES, VIOLATING STATE LAW BY BEING AN ILLEGAL TRADE WHORE, CONTRIBUTING NOTHING BUT SMILEY FACES, FRIENDLINESS, NONCOMBATIVENESS, AND OTHER STUPID BULLSHIT TO AN INTERNET WAR GAME. IT SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED IF IT STAYS THIS COURSE. CONSIDER THIS AN ULTIGAYTUM, CHANGE YOUR WAYS OR FIND AN ARMY ON YOUR DOORSTEP TIGERGIRL, OR MAYBE WE WILL JUST SEND YOU ON THE TRAIL OF NERDTEARS TO BE RELOCATED ELSEWHERE.


The generous ULTIGAYTUM given by THE GOBBLIN KING on February 24th 2016, Anno Domini, was ignored and therefore, you will be DESTROIT. Your village was given to you by one of the most dumpster clans in the history of strategus, you didn't even attack the ai. This cannot be forgiven.

New Ada Kulun shall be siezed immediately. It's peaceful trade loving, xD face memeing citizens will be put to the cleaver and the village itself will be torn down to make way for my Den of Evil Diablo 2 role play fief.

This will be the swan song for THE REALM. It was always meant to end like this. Do not weep, the GOBBLINS will live on in the nightmares of TRASH players all across NA.

Also, you're bad.


Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Saxton on March 30, 2016, 05:48:00 am
So...evidence from that video proves that in order to get rid of the scumbag autistic Gobblins...all you have to do it...sing them away?

Sounds like TigerGirl has an easy out to avoid a battle.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: chesterotab on March 30, 2016, 05:51:07 am
So...evidence from that video proves that in order to get rid of the scumbag autistic Gobblins...all you have to do it...sing them away?

Sounds like TigerGirl has an easy out to avoid a battle.

you misunderstood the video. those racist crackers were dropping racial slurs off camera so the gobblin decided to pack his bags and move to greener meme fields elsewhere
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Drunken_sailor on March 30, 2016, 06:06:39 am
This PeaceNik will not tolerate your totalitarian shit posting!  Trade simulator or death!!!!
We ride to war!!!!
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Kelugarn on March 30, 2016, 06:18:05 am
Finally, the last dream of the gobble king comes to pass.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Nightingale on March 30, 2016, 06:18:23 am
Trade simulator or death!!!!
We ride to war!!!!

What?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 30, 2016, 07:53:56 am
all over my fucking forums.

When did I post in YOUR forums? You don't own the forums.

Also shouldn't you be focusing on the other factions attacking Gobblins?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Malaclypse on March 30, 2016, 08:16:34 am
Also shouldn't you be focusing on the other factions attacking Gobblins?

Nay, TG, I guess you haven't kept up with the goings on haha. The REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING dissolved like so much morning fog after the mysterious disappearance of the venerated GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER, its members forming new factions or joining others, with but a few remaining, headed by the GOBBLIN REGENT ChesterOtab, their last act (?) being this glorious assault on your memefief.

It seems you are to experience trial by combat for having never to have fought for the fief in the first place. Perhaps if you emerge victorious in this test, mercy will be shown?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 30, 2016, 08:23:21 am
Nay, TG, I guess you haven't kept up with the goings on haha. The REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING dissolved like so much morning fog after the mysterious disappearance of the venerated GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER, its members forming new factions or joining others, with but a few remaining, headed by the GOBBLIN REGENT ChesterOtab, their last act (?) being this glorious assault on your memefief.

It seems you are to experience trial by combat for having never to have fought for the fief in the first place. Perhaps if you emerge victorious in this test, mercy will be shown?

Thanks for the update :D

Don't really mind too much if the fief is taken or not now. I will probably lose it though. Been having other things to do lately.

Chester do you just hate me for no reason?  I feel you've been trying to shit talk me every time you see me ingame. I feel like you hate me more than the old Gobblin King. I think you need more xD in your life.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Vovka on March 30, 2016, 08:44:58 am
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Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 30, 2016, 08:50:10 am
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I can't upvote, because my forum account was created the wrong way, but this, Vovka, is an A+ post.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 30, 2016, 03:55:48 pm
I think you need more xD in your life.

Get fuckin told, Chester.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 30, 2016, 04:03:59 pm
I think he needs more 8xxD in his life
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: chesterotab on March 30, 2016, 06:37:55 pm
I think you need more xD in your life.

You're fucked in the head for saying that to another human bean.

I have mad respect for superior Chinese culture, but xD faces and Boba bubble tea go a couple steps too far.

If you want to really trigger me, drop some "desu desu"s on me
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 30, 2016, 07:10:20 pm
Fuck bubble tea, that is truly an insult.  Almost as much as someone suggesting I use two wooden sticks to eat food with.  Hey guys, there's been some pretty sweet innovations in utensil and tableware in the last 5000 years.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: imisshotmail on March 30, 2016, 07:23:54 pm
Bubble tea is good.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 30, 2016, 07:34:42 pm
Fuck bubble tea, that is truly an insult.  Almost as much as someone suggesting I use two wooden sticks to eat food with.  Hey guys, there's been some pretty sweet innovations in utensil and tableware in the last 5000 years.
Maybe you should go to the McDonald's down the street.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 30, 2016, 07:35:17 pm
Maybe you should go to the McDonald's down the street.

False Dichotomy.  Please try again.

Your logical fallacy is:

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Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 30, 2016, 07:36:40 pm
Maybe you should go to the McDonald's down the street.

What, are you suggesting he eat with his HANDS?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 30, 2016, 07:40:36 pm
False Dichotomy.  Please try again.
Tonight I will get dumplings and I will eat them with chopsticks in front of my ethnic hosts to mitigate the shame you have brought to the white race.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 30, 2016, 07:42:36 pm
Tonight I will get dumplings and I will eat them with chopsticks in front of my ethnic hosts to mitigate the shame you have brought to the white race.

I love all sorts of different ethnic food.  Lots of which happen to be Asian or Southeast Asian in origin.

I also love me some pot stickers.

I just think it's ridiculous that people go out of their way (especially white people) to use an inefficient utensil when forks have been around for literally thousands of years.

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Some of the earliest known uses of forks with food occurred in Ancient Egypt, where large forks were used as cooking utensils.[1] Bone forks had been found in the burial site of the Bronze Age Qijia culture (2400–1900 BC) as well as later Chinese dynasties' tombs.[2] The Ancient Greeks used the fork as a serving utensil.[3] The Greek name for fork is still used in some European languages, for instance in the Venetian, Greek, and Albanian languages.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: mcdeath on March 30, 2016, 07:50:07 pm
When did this thread turn into a race war?

Also TigerGirl this is what you get for not wanting to go out with me.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 30, 2016, 07:50:51 pm
Skill-based food consumption keeps the gene pool clean.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Malaclypse on March 30, 2016, 08:14:22 pm
Skill-based food consumption keeps the gene pool clean.

A poor, malnourished Chinese child cries out, "Mother, father! Please, I am so hungry!" Mother and father look down at their emaciated child and call him a nerd, tell him to get good fgt.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Knute on March 30, 2016, 08:48:41 pm
I love all sorts of different ethnic food.  Lots of which happen to be Asian or Southeast Asian in origin.

I also love me some pot stickers.

I just think it's ridiculous that people go out of their way (especially white people) to use an inefficient utensil when forks have been around for literally thousands of years.

Forks and spoons don't really work that well when picking up dumplings, especially soup dumplings.

Speaking of which, anyone visiting LA who's in the mood for a dumpling feast should check out Din Tai Fung. There's usually a wait to get in but it's worth it:

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Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 30, 2016, 08:56:56 pm
Forks and spoons don't really work that well when picking up dumplings, especially soup dumplings.

Speaking of which, anyone visiting LA who's in the mood for a dumpling feast should check out Din Tai Fung. There's usually a wait to get in but it's worth it:

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You can actually find a Din Tai Fung in any real city in America, it's a multi-national chain from Taiwan. Would recommend the pork xiaolongbao, spicy pork and shrimp wontons, and the braised beef soup.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 30, 2016, 09:08:20 pm
I love all sorts of different ethnic food.  Lots of which happen to be Asian or Southeast Asian in origin.

I also love me some pot stickers.

I just think it's ridiculous that people go out of their way (especially white people) to use an inefficient utensil when forks have been around for literally thousands of years.

Haha, oh well, our opinions to ourselves. American/European restaurants don't offer chopsticks, but Asian restaurants keep forks and spoons in reserve, so Amerieuros can enjoy.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: KaleLord on March 30, 2016, 09:26:22 pm


I just think it's ridiculous that people go out of their way (especially white people) to use an inefficient utensil when forks have been around for literally thousands of years.

Chopsticks have more uses than a simple fork. Sure its harder to use but it's also more versatile.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Gurgumul on March 30, 2016, 09:44:08 pm
You can actually find a Din Tai Fung in any real city in America, it's a multi-national chain from Taiwan. Would recommend the pork xiaolongbao, spicy pork and shrimp wontons, and the braised beef soup.
xiaolongbao sounds like a sword name
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 30, 2016, 09:58:14 pm
Chopsticks have more uses than a simple fork. Sure its harder to use but it's also more versatile.

lol
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 30, 2016, 10:53:23 pm
Tigergurl 1v1 me IRL outside of Bon Chan.  Then we get get bubble tea after.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 30, 2016, 10:57:59 pm
Tigergurl 1v1 me IRL outside of Bon Chan.  Then we get get bubble tea after.

You must be friends with McDeath.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: mcdeath on March 30, 2016, 11:30:54 pm
You must be friends with McDeath.

So you don't like Bon Chon? I don't go to Allston very often but when I do its usually for BonChon. When I am going out to eat in the Boston area its usually because I'm going to the Bruins game so I make a stop in the North End. I do prefer a good home cooked meal though.

I don't know Murdertron and I have never met him before. If you want to know more about him you should talk to Jason the Great considering the fact that he stalked Murdertron. I think the only time I've ever actually hung out with Murdertron  in a teamspeak was when some of the FCC people had a troll PW faction.

Other people I know of that have played crpg that are or were in the great state of Ma
Kaoklai
KillerofFlowers
LastKaze
Relit(I actually think he's in NH but whatever)
Sugar(he is in Ri but right on the border)
There are probably more but that's what I can remember off the top of my head.


Edit: I think I'm going to Harvard square to get felipes either tonight or tomorrow for lunch if you want to join me.

2nd edit: what is your fav sushi place and where is it?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 31, 2016, 12:12:30 am
shoutout for missouri

its just like me and ganner

and i think maybe tanken
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2016, 12:18:57 am
Washington master race reporting in. Me, RD Professor, and Permafrost. Oh and slaughter but hes a nerd
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 31, 2016, 12:22:31 am
Washington master race reporting in. Me, RD Professor, and Permafrost. Oh and slaughter but hes a nerd
I hope to God you mean Washington, State of, otherwise I will be triggered into oblivion.

Myself, Sparvico, Apollo and Artyem are residents of the real Washington. Mossbacks 4ever, 65+ ping or die.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Relit on March 31, 2016, 12:33:10 am
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I have friends/family all over both sides of the NH/Mass border. I was raised in Mass but live in TX currently.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2016, 12:34:10 am
I did mean washington state. Moved to the seattle area when i was 4 years old. My pings only 50 tho for some reason
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 31, 2016, 12:37:22 am
I did mean washington state. Moved to the seattle area when i was 4 years old. My pings only 50 tho for some reason
oh ok

wanna ride bikes?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Zeus_ on March 31, 2016, 12:42:59 am
live in TX currently.

im not alone!
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Sparvico on March 31, 2016, 12:46:10 am
I hope to God you mean Washington, State of, otherwise I will be triggered into oblivion.

Myself, Sparvico, Apollo and Artyem are residents of the real Washington. Mossbacks 4ever, 65+ ping or die.

Mossbacks confirmed for the Elite Washington eKnights.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 31, 2016, 12:52:28 am
At least I can have the epeen booster of being the best nerd form CT.


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Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: imisshotmail on March 31, 2016, 01:05:26 am
It's time for another "BEST PLAYERS BY US STATE" thread.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 31, 2016, 01:07:55 am
Hot singles in your area want to ft7
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Taser on March 31, 2016, 01:08:25 am
It's time for another "BEST PLAYERS BY US STATE" thread.

I dont want to be the worst player in CA again. Pls no. Course all the good people left so maybe.. maybe I have a chance.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 31, 2016, 01:12:18 am
I dont want to be the worst player in CA again. Pls no. Course all the good people left so maybe.. maybe I have a chance.

Time to set up a 50-winner mini-tournament where we all compete in 1v1s to be best by state. Then the winners compete in a regional 5v5 match (or maybe not the winners, but simply anyone from that region). Could make for some interesting cross-clan teams.

Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 31, 2016, 01:15:31 am

Edit: I think I'm going to Harvard square to get felipes either tonight or tomorrow for lunch if you want to join me.

2nd edit: what is your fav sushi place and where is it?

I don't think I'd want to meet anyone from cRPG. Sorry no offense lol

Sushi places I like:
Yamato (1) (because Yamato 2 has horrible service and messes up orders every time)
Fuji
Minado
Royal Hotpot Sushi & Bar
SuSu
Takusan

Still need to try Maki Maki
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 31, 2016, 01:18:00 am
I don't think I'd want to meet anyone from cRPG. Sorry no offense lol

sandy and i have met in real life

so have several other of us people who formed the frisians in this game

we all had great fun, and none of us were 50 year old fat molestors

sandy did touch my ass (in his sleep, he claims) while we slept in the same bed though
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: imisshotmail on March 31, 2016, 01:19:17 am
I don't think I'd want to meet anyone from cRPG. Sorry no offense lol

Meeting somebody from cRPG irl would look something like this scene from robocop I imagine.

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Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2016, 01:19:31 am
I considered busing down to fanime to chill with rando and cassander but then i remembered i have no money.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 01:19:38 am
I don't think I'd want to meet anyone from cRPG. Sorry no offense lol

I wouldn't want to meet me either.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 31, 2016, 01:24:31 am
Meeting somebody from cRPG irl would look something like this scene from robocop I imagine.

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Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: xxkaliboyx on March 31, 2016, 01:25:10 am
At least I can have the epeen booster of being the best nerd form CT.


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Sorry to bring bad news but 3 or 4 squids are from CT, all better than you.

Shots fired.  :D
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: chesterotab on March 31, 2016, 01:41:59 am
24/male/SoCal

u?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Malaclypse on March 31, 2016, 02:15:07 am
I dont want to be the worst player in CA again. Pls no. Course all the good people left so maybe.. maybe I have a chance.

Beeper will probably still win MN even though he pretty much only plays Native these days lol
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Keshian on March 31, 2016, 02:37:35 am
So you don't like Bon Chon? I don't go to Allston very often but when I do its usually for BonChon. When I am going out to eat in the Boston area its usually because I'm going to the Bruins game so I make a stop in the North End. I do prefer a good home cooked meal though.

I don't know Murdertron and I have never met him before. If you want to know more about him you should talk to Jason the Great considering the fact that he stalked Murdertron. I think the only time I've ever actually hung out with Murdertron  in a teamspeak was when some of the FCC people had a troll PW faction.

Other people I know of that have played crpg that are or were in the great state of Ma
Kaoklai
KillerofFlowers
LastKaze
Relit(I actually think he's in NH but whatever)
Sugar(he is in Ri but right on the border)
There are probably more but that's what I can remember off the top of my head.


Edit: I think I'm going to Harvard square to get felipes either tonight or tomorrow for lunch if you want to join me.

2nd edit: what is your fav sushi place and where is it?

Best italian food ever was Bottega Fiorentina in coolidge corner.  Also, best sushi was a FuGaKyu in the same area.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 31, 2016, 02:51:45 am
I fucked up and didn't hang with Pibb, Jaren, or Kolee when they were doing in the lovely area of northern GA.

If anyone's in ATL tho, hit me up so I can have a 65 percent or higher chance of flaking on your ass

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Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 03:06:34 am
Best italian food ever was Bottega Fiorentina in coolidge corner.  Also, best sushi was a FuGaKyu in the same area.

Isn't Bottega just a corner store/deli where you can get imported Italian groceries? I personally have never actually gotten food from there so I wouldn't be able to comment on the quality of it. However, Bistro 5 in Medford, but that is North from Boston where Brookline is west
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: chesterotab on March 31, 2016, 03:19:49 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1006

When your grandchildren ask you about the age of memes, you can look them in the eyes and tell them that you walked with giants.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Keshian on March 31, 2016, 03:26:04 am
Isn't Bottega just a corner store/deli where you can get imported Italian groceries? I personally have never actually gotten food from there so I wouldn't be able to comment on the quality of it. However, Bistro 5 in Medford, but that is North from Boston where Brookline is west

They make hand-made pasta they cook right there.  Its connected to the really fancy italian sit-down restaurant downstairs.  Absolutely amazing pumpkin tortellini in butter and sage dressing.  Like 30 different great sauces, and tons of pasta choices.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Kelugarn on March 31, 2016, 03:32:30 am
I dont want to be the worst player in CA again. Pls no. Course all the good people left so maybe.. maybe I have a chance.

RIP Huey.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 03:35:10 am
They make hand-made pasta they cook right there.  Its connected to the really fancy italian sit-down restaurant downstairs.  Absolutely amazing pumpkin tortellini in butter and sage dressing.  Like 30 different great sauces, and tons of pasta choices.

Well then thats probably why I haven't been there. I don't usually go out and order pasta because I like to make my own sauce and I have made my own pasta from time to time. As the greeseball Italian I am I generally eat pasta quite often. I will definitely check that place out though because what self respecting wop wouldn't go and have some hand-made pasta with a variety of sauce choices.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 31, 2016, 03:58:48 am
I don't think I'd want to meet anyone from cRPG. Sorry no offense lol

Sushi places I like:
Yamato (1) (because Yamato 2 has horrible service and messes up orders every time)
Fuji
Minado
Royal Hotpot Sushi & Bar
SuSu
Takusan

Still need to try Maki Maki

Takusan is my jam.  If I ate there everyday, there's no way they'd stay in business.

You should reconsider, Jason The Great had a pretty high opinion of me.  Pun not intended, but intended.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 31, 2016, 04:03:17 am
Sorry to bring bad news but 3 or 4 squids are from CT, all better than you.

Shots fired.  :D

Aw snap, shots fired indeed. Which of em are from here?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2016, 07:10:39 am
Spaniard is a coward, he always refuses my requests for IRL duels in the streets of Los Angeles.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Lord_Carlos on March 31, 2016, 08:53:50 am
Here in Germany some Chinese Restaurants sell Sushi :o :o :shock: :shock: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Lord_Carlos on March 31, 2016, 08:54:28 am
Meeting somebody from cRPG irl would look something like this scene from robocop I imagine.

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooll :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Rhalzo on March 31, 2016, 01:46:25 pm
Meeting somebody from cRPG irl would look something like this scene from robocop I imagine.

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I've met a few cRPG folks irl - it's not as scary as it seems.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 31, 2016, 05:37:04 pm
Chester, if you take the fief, I hope you will keep it free trade and S/D, or the world will hate you.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Switchtense on March 31, 2016, 05:53:20 pm
I would say that the dwarves will fight for you Tiger, but it will be pretty late and due to humongous amounts of beer we usually fall asleep way before then.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tiger on March 31, 2016, 06:04:03 pm
I would say that the dwarves will fight for you Tiger, but it will be pretty late and due to humongous amounts of beer we usually fall asleep way before then.

Mmhmmm. Also never got to know about Bird clan much. You guys seem pretty nice and funny. Cawcawcaw!
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: chesterotab on March 31, 2016, 06:36:27 pm
Chester, if you take the fief, I hope you will keep it free trade and S/D, or the world will hate you.

open S/D free trade is a meme concept used by people like Knightmare in a feeble attempt to generate some good will from randoms and not make any unnecessary enemies. This village will be the fucking Den of Evil

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the trade status is going to be ambiguous because it's denizens are monsters. sure maybe you can stroll in and loot some goods, but run into this guy

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and dont be surprised when he tries to kill you and call you trash.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Zeus_ on March 31, 2016, 07:06:33 pm
open S/D free trade is a meme concept used by people like Knightmare in a feeble attempt to generate some good will from randoms and not make any unnecessary enemies. This village will be the fucking Den of Evil

another war incoming?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Switchtense on March 31, 2016, 07:08:21 pm
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+1 for Diablo 2 screenshots that take me back in time.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2016, 07:48:21 pm
some people like me use open trade because we arent autistic enough to sit in our fiefs and make sure no one takes our S&D
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: imisshotmail on March 31, 2016, 07:54:36 pm
some people like me use open trade because we arent autistic enough to sit in our fiefs and make sure no one takes our S&D

Oh sweet summer child..
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 08:12:46 pm
I would say that the dwarves will fight for you Tiger, but it will be pretty late and due to humongous amounts of beer we usually fall asleep way before then.

I'm not sure, I mean nothing against you Tiger, we've been on good terms, but this non warmongering goodie two shoes shit is kinda gay
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2016, 08:33:58 pm
24/male/SoCal

u?

28/male/SoCal

You want me to pick you up in my van?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 08:35:57 pm
28/male/SoCal

You want me to pick you up in my van?

Don't drink and drive
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 31, 2016, 10:05:17 pm
Don't drink and drive

If he followed that rule, then Arys would never drive.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 10:07:45 pm
If he followed that rule, then Arys would never drive.

The rule is don't drink and drive. You can still do both, just not at the same time
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 31, 2016, 10:08:29 pm
Fair enough... I'm guessing he sips from his flask while at a stop sign then?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 10:12:34 pm
Arys only drinks steel reserve tall boys
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Jona on March 31, 2016, 10:14:28 pm
True but those are typically a little harder to hide while on the road. No one said he couldn't pour some into one of his many concealed flasks.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Westwood on March 31, 2016, 10:26:16 pm
True but those are typically a little harder to hide while on the road. No one said he couldn't pour some into one of his many concealed flasks.
I see him as more of a brown paper bag man.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 31, 2016, 11:05:02 pm
I see him as more of a brown paper bag man.

All the pros drive with camelbacks.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: chesterotab on April 01, 2016, 04:49:57 am
The GOBBLIN REALM's integrity is restored after state crimnal Tigergirl was brought to justice. If anything can be learned from this sorry affair, it's that ignoring a GOBBLIN KING'S ULTIGAYUM is not something that can be ignored without great cost and the reminder that if someone doesn't like the cut of your jib, you better get ready to throw down.

Although even in horrible defeat, Tigergirl managed to get the last laugh by giving the GOBBLIN'S an absolute trash battle to go out on.

well meme'd Tigergirl, well meme'd.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 01, 2016, 07:41:46 am
True but those are typically a little harder to hide while on the road. No one said he couldn't pour some into one of his many concealed flasks.

I actually have a spot for the OH SHIT  A COP moment, nice spot right behind my seat, perfectly fitted for a steel reserve. Oh and what's that? convenient shit to slip over it undetected. Except that one time the cop smelt it, but he saw what I wanted him to see. My fat stack of an English project (30 pages or so) about the Industrialization and Exploitation in Subsaharan Africa sitting with a fat red A on the top of it. He let me go. Oh yeeee Oh yeeee. Never drank and drove since then. Can't get another A.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 01, 2016, 06:55:36 pm
I've met a few cRPG folks irl - it's not as scary as it seems.

Wasn't scary at all, 9/11 experience, would meet again.   :mrgreen:

Also, isn't San Diego "SoCal"?  Wouldn't LA be like "MidSo" Cal?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Drunken_sailor on April 22, 2016, 08:41:03 am
The scars of the conquered are never forgotten!

(skip to 1:24 cause Im bad at internets and cant do it for you)

I ride to war

with one set of armor I will defeat your entire force one by one!!!

(click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Rhalzo on April 22, 2016, 10:18:52 am
The scars of the conquered are never forgotten!

(skip to 1:24 cause Im bad at internets and cant do it for you)

I ride to war

with one set of armor I will defeat your entire force one by one!!!

(click to show/hide)

I love guy on a buffalo! You're doing a great job!
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Saxton on April 22, 2016, 04:49:05 pm
I love guy on a buffalo! You're doing a great job!

Stop revising dead threads you dumb retard, focus on shitting on either BRD or Kesh, idgaf choose 1.
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Asheram on April 22, 2016, 05:43:38 pm
Is Tigergirl from Florida?
Title: Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
Post by: Drunken_sailor on April 23, 2016, 01:00:35 am
I forgot CRPG dosent let you suicide charge against a much superior force,

you win this time chester, you win this time....
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