Tigergirl, your time is up

[chesterotab]

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1006

Tigergirl, you are in and have been in direct violation of state law article 3-69er. Warnings were given to shape up and still you continue to initiate no attacks, make no enemies, and post unironic "xD" smiley faces all over my fucking forums.

3. TIGERGIRL IS CLOSE TO BEING AN ENEMY OF THE GOBBLIN STATE BECAUSE THE NERD SITS IN THE STEPPE SOLELY BY MY GOOD AUTISMAL GRACES, VIOLATING STATE LAW BY BEING AN ILLEGAL TRADE WHORE, CONTRIBUTING NOTHING BUT SMILEY FACES, FRIENDLINESS, NONCOMBATIVENESS, AND OTHER STUPID BULLSHIT TO AN INTERNET WAR GAME. IT SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED IF IT STAYS THIS COURSE. CONSIDER THIS AN ULTIGAYTUM, CHANGE YOUR WAYS OR FIND AN ARMY ON YOUR DOORSTEP TIGERGIRL, OR MAYBE WE WILL JUST SEND YOU ON THE TRAIL OF NERDTEARS TO BE RELOCATED ELSEWHERE.

The generous ULTIGAYTUM given by THE GOBBLIN KING on February 24th 2016, Anno Domini, was ignored and therefore, you will be DESTROIT. Your village was given to you by one of the most dumpster clans in the history of strategus, you didn't even attack the ai. This cannot be forgiven.

New Ada Kulun shall be siezed immediately. It's peaceful trade loving, xD face memeing citizens will be put to the cleaver and the village itself will be torn down to make way for my Den of Evil Diablo 2 role play fief.

This will be the swan song for THE REALM. It was always meant to end like this. Do not weep, the GOBBLINS will live on in the nightmares of TRASH players all across NA.

Also, you're bad.

[Saxton]

So...evidence from that video proves that in order to get rid of the scumbag autistic Gobblins...all you have to do it...sing them away?

Sounds like TigerGirl has an easy out to avoid a battle.

[chesterotab]

So...evidence from that video proves that in order to get rid of the scumbag autistic Gobblins...all you have to do it...sing them away?

Sounds like TigerGirl has an easy out to avoid a battle.

you misunderstood the video. those racist crackers were dropping racial slurs off camera so the gobblin decided to pack his bags and move to greener meme fields elsewhere

[Drunken_sailor]

This PeaceNik will not tolerate your totalitarian shit posting!  Trade simulator or death!!!!

We ride to war!!!!

[Kelugarn]

Finally, the last dream of the gobble king comes to pass.

[Nightingale]

Trade simulator or death!!!!
We ride to war!!!!

What?

[Tiger]

all over my fucking forums.

When did I post in YOUR forums? You don't own the forums.

Also shouldn't you be focusing on the other factions attacking Gobblins?

[Malaclypse]

Also shouldn't you be focusing on the other factions attacking Gobblins?

Nay, TG, I guess you haven't kept up with the goings on haha. The REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING dissolved like so much morning fog after the mysterious disappearance of the venerated GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER, its members forming new factions or joining others, with but a few remaining, headed by the GOBBLIN REGENT ChesterOtab, their last act (?) being this glorious assault on your memefief.

It seems you are to experience trial by combat for having never to have fought for the fief in the first place. Perhaps if you emerge victorious in this test, mercy will be shown?

[Tiger]

Nay, TG, I guess you haven't kept up with the goings on haha. The REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING dissolved like so much morning fog after the mysterious disappearance of the venerated GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER, its members forming new factions or joining others, with but a few remaining, headed by the GOBBLIN REGENT ChesterOtab, their last act (?) being this glorious assault on your memefief.

It seems you are to experience trial by combat for having never to have fought for the fief in the first place. Perhaps if you emerge victorious in this test, mercy will be shown?

Thanks for the update

Don't really mind too much if the fief is taken or not now. I will probably lose it though. Been having other things to do lately.

Chester do you just hate me for no reason?  I feel you've been trying to shit talk me every time you see me ingame. I feel like you hate me more than the old Gobblin King. I think you need more xD in your life.

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I can't upvote, because my forum account was created the wrong way, but this, Vovka, is an A+ post.

[Jona]

I think you need more xD in your life.

Get fuckin told, Chester.

[CrazyCracka420]

I think he needs more 8xxD in his life

[chesterotab]

I think you need more xD in your life.

You're fucked in the head for saying that to another human bean.

I have mad respect for superior Chinese culture, but xD faces and Boba bubble tea go a couple steps too far.

If you want to really trigger me, drop some "desu desu"s on me

[CrazyCracka420]

Fuck bubble tea, that is truly an insult.  Almost as much as someone suggesting I use two wooden sticks to eat food with.  Hey guys, there's been some pretty sweet innovations in utensil and tableware in the last 5000 years.