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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: CALAMARI on March 17, 2016, 12:46:44 am

Title: Return of the Squids
Post by: CALAMARI on March 17, 2016, 12:46:44 am
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: mcdeath on March 17, 2016, 01:09:48 am
Remember that time you said you quit crpg because of me being a troll that should have been permanently banned from the game? How's that going for you?


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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sparvico on March 17, 2016, 01:14:17 am
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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: njames89 on March 17, 2016, 01:24:00 am
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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sparvico on March 17, 2016, 02:11:40 am
On a more serious note, as soon as you fight a battle or own a fief I'll have a way to look up your faction and add you to the chart. Alternatively if you know your faction ID number send it to me and I'll add you sooner. Also let me know what ya'll want as an icon, otherwise you're as likely to get tentacle porn as anything.

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Jona on March 17, 2016, 02:18:50 am
Remember that time you said you quit crpg because of me being a troll that should have been permanently banned from the game? How's that going for you?


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That was just his excuse for generously giving out shittons of looms. He would be breaking character if he did it for seemingly no reason.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 17, 2016, 05:20:40 am
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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on March 17, 2016, 06:16:53 am
The gobblins dont have the midichlorians to stop us. We have taken a hiatus and trained with the wu tang masters of the far east. We will show them the true art of war that we learned from studying the holy text that wesley snipes wrote thousands of eons ago
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Bryggan on March 17, 2016, 08:09:12 am
Oh, if this is true... Squids, come back!  You were the most awesome of enemies, and, though I find it weird, it would be amazing to be on your side this time.  You guys were always funny and hilarious, and I always liked spending time in your TS.  I claimed to be a spy, but really, I just liked hanging with you.  Long Live the Cephalods!
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 08:31:43 am
yay
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Butan on March 17, 2016, 12:34:45 pm
To the return of Cephalopods memes! Hurray!
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 17, 2016, 04:20:27 pm
but Im already bored with STRAT again by now

also could you at least use the right character in your video, GOBBLINS arent led by daruvian

btw good meme video I can dig it, though I mean ur announcement is no surprise considering ur group of players was the only one this STRAT to be autistic enough to ninja roster already so far soooo
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: bensai on March 17, 2016, 08:36:08 pm
Oh, if this is true... Squids, come back!  You were the most awesome of enemies, and, though I find it weird, it would be amazing to be on your side this time.  You guys were always funny and hilarious, and I always liked spending time in your TS.  I claimed to be a spy, but really, I just liked hanging with you.  Long Live the Cephalods!

You mean...

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 17, 2016, 09:13:00 pm
That's a 10
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Holiday203 on March 18, 2016, 05:53:24 am
GG
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Keshian on March 18, 2016, 06:41:11 am
This is awesome!  Can't wait to see you guys grouped up on NA1 or a strat fight again wrecking fools!
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on March 18, 2016, 09:00:08 pm
Buncha filthy fisherman and pirates... Lubbin ur sea creatures!

Nay they shant last.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: CALAMARI on March 19, 2016, 03:40:46 am
Buncha filthy fisherman and pirates... Lubbin ur sea creatures!
Nay they shant last.

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: arowaine on March 19, 2016, 07:46:59 am
sound like olds strat more carebear figther coming back in, welcome back aow but you should at least change your group of friends a bit getting old. Aow, hoc, fcc(brd), tkov(despote), conderacy, 13 knight mithrim(thalion faction) dwarf(something) damm!

ps: really nice to have some old player coming back will be nice to have you around
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 19, 2016, 12:53:09 pm
I think the squids had the most battles of any faction last strategus.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: mcdeath on March 19, 2016, 01:35:59 pm
Last strategus was cancer
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 19, 2016, 03:21:36 pm
sound like olds strat more carebear figther coming back in, welcome back aow but you should at least change your group of friends a bit getting old. Aow, hoc, fcc(brd), tkov(despote), conderacy, 13 knight mithrim(thalion faction) dwarf(something) damm!

ps: really nice to have some old player coming back will be nice to have you around

You can add FPF to that list of enemies considering you guys initiated the attacks on them. Otherwise they would have been on the reverse(probably) until Arys got drunk again.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Bryggan on March 19, 2016, 03:35:30 pm
Yeah, the Squids were at war with everyone last strat.  Except they did it with style and panache- though I called them a bunch of trolls at the time.  Read the Necro GobblingKing resurrected.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Keshian on March 19, 2016, 04:21:46 pm
sound like olds strat more carebear figther coming back in, welcome back aow but you should at least change your group of friends a bit getting old. Aow, hoc, fcc(brd), tkov(despote), conderacy, 13 knight mithrim(thalion faction) dwarf(something) damm!

ps: really nice to have some old player coming back will be nice to have you around

Huh?  AoW fought half those factions almost every strat that you just listed. (CC, Acre, 13th, Dwarves, etc.)  As far as I can tell it was you leader Daruvian he declared war on them this strat.  Not really seeing why they should ally with you after that?
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Renay on March 19, 2016, 04:33:33 pm
Nah, dwarves were "Her Britannic Majesty's Royal Armed Forces" last strat and if I recall correctly, we were close allies with Squids.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 19, 2016, 05:02:54 pm
Huh?  AoW fought half those factions almost every strat that you just listed. (CC, Acre, 13th, Dwarves, etc.)  As far as I can tell it was you leader Daruvian he declared war on them this strat.  Not really seeing why they should ally with you after that?

that doesnt match up with my memory

i have been under the impression that since strat 4 the rough groups of fcc (including squids/aow/teutonic/whatever, lets just call them fcc vassals which they always were, always will be right), hoc, tkov have never really gone to real war. you guys have always been the carebeariest group with each other.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 19, 2016, 06:00:46 pm
that doesnt match up with my memory

i have been under the impression that since strat 4 the rough groups of fcc (including squids/aow/teutonic/whatever, lets just call them fcc vassals which they always were, always will be right), hoc, tkov have never really gone to real war. you guys have always been the carebeariest group with each other.

That is really a weird thing to say because most factions have had bromances with other factions that have endured through different strategus rounds, including your own.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: mcdeath on March 19, 2016, 06:05:52 pm
Huh?  AoW fought half those factions almost every strat that you just listed. (CC, Acre, 13th, Dwarves, etc.)  As far as I can tell it was you leader Daruvian he declared war on them this strat.  Not really seeing why they should ally with you after that?

In the abortion that was strat 5 I only remember the squids having war with KbW and Acre. CC wasn't even a faction during strat 5 neither were the dwarves. 13k was at war with KbW if I remember correctly.
Thats what I remember, don't get upset if I can't remember more.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 19, 2016, 06:08:54 pm
That is really a weird thing to say because most factions have had bromances with other factions that have endured through different strategus rounds, including your own.

its not a "really weird thing to say" when its in reply to someone who just said those factions fought each other gmno
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Jona on March 19, 2016, 06:19:59 pm
The dwarves technically weren't around last strat, and the same few euros that comprise that faction came over the pond came later into the strat round. Also, 13K, Acre, and HoC all fought against the squids at one point since they were the largest (and at least most effective) faction. Over time they lost a few members, and then the massive KotN faction was formed, at which point HoC and Black Company switched sides in the war.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Bryggan on March 19, 2016, 06:51:26 pm
13K fought against the Squids until I figured (wrongly) that the coalition against them was strong enough (Black Company and the Starks were against them too).  Then I auctioned myself off as a merc, and the highest bidder was Keskimit of the Squids.  He got me capturing caravans, then I attacked Black Company.  Then the contract ran out, and the Squids just sorta faded away.

But I had several battles against them- me and Dirk were one of the few who actually attacked them in the ASA (Anti Squid Alliance).  Trying to get anyone else to attack was like:
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 19, 2016, 06:56:41 pm
The squids were the major fighters last strat (which was my first major involvement so if it was aids then it set a great standard) until the main aow and folkvangr guys all kind of quit crpg because mod was dead.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 19, 2016, 07:32:30 pm
In the abortion that was strat 5 I only remember the squids having war with KbW and Acre. CC wasn't even a faction during strat 5 neither were the dwarves. 13k was at war with KbW if I remember correctly.
Thats what I remember, don't get upset if I can't remember more.

Techincally Astralis as well, but we AFKed after our guys all quit save 2(me and another). Squids tried like 4 times to take Tilbaut and died. Bout the only thing to note that we did in strat 5.

I've already done more attacks this strat than I did all of strat 5.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 19, 2016, 07:58:35 pm
Last strat isn't canon, guys.

So this never happened?

Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 19, 2016, 08:11:56 pm
So this never happened?


i genuinely think this is the best video crpg has ever produced

and im mentioned in it

thank god
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 19, 2016, 09:27:57 pm
i genuinely think this is the best video crpg has ever produced

and im mentioned in it

thank god

Realistically the list of good CRPG video is incredibly short.  Conversely, all of them involve LLJK.

LLJK Recruitment video

Bird Clan by Smoothrich

Smoothrich's drunken meltdown which is good or bad, depending on how you look at it.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 19, 2016, 09:29:34 pm

Wonder what ever happened to that hacker.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 19, 2016, 09:32:39 pm
Realistically the list of good CRPG video is incredibly short.  Conversely, all of them involve LLJK.



Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: fallinup on March 20, 2016, 12:10:48 am
sound like olds strat more carebear figther coming back in, welcome back aow but you should at least change your group of friends a bit getting old. Aow, hoc, fcc(brd), tkov(despote), conderacy, 13 knight mithrim(thalion faction) dwarf(something) damm!

ps: really nice to have some old player coming back will be nice to have you around
Did....we....just...get called carebears by the 40 man faction that people joined just so they wouldn't be killed??? Top Kek gotta love them curburz fam.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Westwood on March 20, 2016, 12:22:28 am
Arowaine's pranks are the best.

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: mcdeath on March 20, 2016, 03:27:29 am
Did....we....just...get called carebears by the 40 man faction that people joined just so they wouldn't be killed??? Top Kek gotta love them curburz fam.

If you mean original gobblins then sure lol. Keep talking trash bro you rage quit this strat after like two days. Claim it was everyone else in your faction. I don't care you weeaboo
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 20, 2016, 03:29:28 am
lmfao that fucking smoothrich video.  I forgot about that. I honestly don't even know what to think about that.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sparvico on March 20, 2016, 03:35:19 am
Did....we....just...get called carebears by the 40 man faction that people joined just so they wouldn't be killed??? Top Kek gotta love them curburz fam.

Actually buddy Great General Arowiane didn't even mention you (so far beneath our notice), because unlike the rest of the people we fought you literally lost one battle and then fell to shit. And then ran and joined the second largest faction on the map, just so you wouldn't get completely rolled. Not that it'll help. We'll string you up with the rest of the dogs of chimichanga.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 20, 2016, 03:41:42 am
lmfao that fucking smoothrich video.  I forgot about that. I honestly don't even know what to think about that.
He has Schizophrenia now. A warning to us all about the dangers of Irony poisoning and playing cRPG.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tom Cruise on March 20, 2016, 03:51:20 am
He has Schizophrenia now. A warning to us all about the dangers of Irony poisoning and playing cRPG.

Again I don't know what to think. If you are serious or this is lljk speaking.

Or I'm a dumbass for not knowing that answer already.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 20, 2016, 04:15:06 am
Again I don't know what to think. If you are serious or this is lljk speaking.

Or I'm a dumbass for not knowing that answer already.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKK2aCay72L-L_nyqFaiwsw/videos

Make your own decision.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 20, 2016, 04:41:35 am
Irony poisoning

do I have permission to coin this term in a paper published in a respectable pseudoscience journal?
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 20, 2016, 04:43:02 am
truly smoothrich is a cautionary tale to us all
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 20, 2016, 04:56:23 am
do I have permission to coin this term in a paper published in a respectable pseudoscience journal?

Please bring awareness to the tortured souls of the internet.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: arowaine on March 20, 2016, 05:56:47 am

Wonder what ever happened to that hacker.

well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 20, 2016, 07:39:13 am
well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love

Hey Arrowaine. Tu es merde.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Keshian on March 20, 2016, 05:04:52 pm
well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love

Wow, allege much!  Listening to that it sounds like Matey is talking some guy from a different faction who was part of the same faction as the guy who did this, who just then found out about it after the guy was caught and wondering what to do and if it will come back on his clan.  No one from FCC had anything to do with that.  Bu here, this is for you:


P.S.  I don't get why you are still so terrified of FCC, half of them are allied with you and you are still allied with all the same guys from previous strat giving you an overwhelmingly large merc advantage for every fight pretty easily.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 20, 2016, 05:55:36 pm

P.S.  I don't get why you are still so terrified of FCC

Kesh we are all afraid of you and your dank videos, not FCC!
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 20, 2016, 07:54:35 pm
I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 20, 2016, 08:02:47 pm
I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.

What!?

I spam everyone recruiting for anti gobblin alliance, especially if someone says they have merc deficiency. You just hire for the other side most times anyways.

Also, did the math: Gobblin plus allies=83 mercs(in 3 clans) AGA = 96 players in 8 clans. +13 more over 8 clans

Oh yea, FPF has had most casulties and large battles. Gotta check if ND has beaten that yet, but FPF was #1 behind Gobs. Haven't updated losses since nothing was...done really to justify an update(like 3 battles total since the pain train weekend of last week)
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 20, 2016, 08:05:52 pm
I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.

I would like to take this moment to apologize to all recipients of the necessary evil of pre-battle sperg-recruiting.

I'd like to take another moment to recognize that at least I try and touch people's butts a little with the message, I ain't ctrl-c'ing nor ctrl-v'ing out there.

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 20, 2016, 08:15:34 pm
What!?

I spam everyone recruiting for anti gobblin alliance, especially if someone says they have merc deficiency. You just hire for the other side most times anyways.

Also, did the math: Gobblin plus allies=83 mercs(in 3 clans) AGA = 96 players in 8 clans. +13 more over 8 clans

Oh yea, FPF has had most casulties and large battles. Gotta check if ND has beaten that yet, but FPF was #1 behind Gobs. Haven't updated losses since nothing was...done really to justify an update(like 3 battles total since the pain train weekend of last week)
I'm not always on the other side. I signed for Acre in all their battles and HoC/Despotate in all of theirs.


I'd like to take a third moment to make everyone aware that I get at least 2 fucking battle links for our own goddamn battle WHILE I am currently trying to recruit nerds for the cause

This strat I got a message asking to sign up for my own battle from my clan mate who I was in teamspeak with and talking about the battle with at the time. He didn't see why that was hilarious
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 20, 2016, 08:20:20 pm
The problem with going by faction numbers alone, you aren't(and can't be) accounting for afks, people who joined the strat faction and were never heard from again, and people who work or are otherwise unavailable during prime time. On both sides, of course.

We usually do get a good turnout from our own faction, but we still need people to round out rosters.

Sure, for strat, yes. For merc numbers, no. It's 5x easier to get guys to sign up as mercs than it is to autisim on strat. And it also shows max merc pool.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Taser on March 20, 2016, 08:55:21 pm
Let the war of who has more afks begin!
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Relit on March 20, 2016, 09:08:58 pm
Let the war of who has more afks begin!

I think the afks are the true winners here.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: mcdeath on March 20, 2016, 09:45:28 pm
First of all anders you are not a very well liked person(see ban thread history) so you trying to recruit someone to fight in a battle doesn't carry very much weight in my mind.
Second of all its much easier to just move your pixel around on the strat map as opposed to showing up to a battle. Sure, if I'm around and want to do a fight and can dedicate what could take anywhere from 3-90 minutes I can do strat. I can move my strat guy while I'm teaching, coaching or cooking a family dinner.

Edit: you are right though, it does show max merc pool in theory.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Jona on March 20, 2016, 09:50:46 pm
Time for HoC boot out all our afks so we stop getting labeled as the 2nd largest faction.  8-)
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 20, 2016, 09:53:41 pm
Time for HoC boot out all our afks so we stop getting labeled as the 2nd largest faction.  8-)

And once you boot out every single other person too you can stop being labelled as the least skilled.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 20, 2016, 09:54:35 pm
Time for HoC boot out all our afks so we stop getting labeled as the 2nd largest faction.  8-)

Apparently you have 35 players...coming at a far-2nd to gobblins player count...Yet I can only name about 7 or 8 of you guys.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 20, 2016, 10:33:06 pm
Apparently you have 35 players...coming at a far-2nd to gobblins player count...Yet I can only name about 7 or 8 of you guys.
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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Haramir on March 20, 2016, 11:21:20 pm
Let the war of who has more afks begin!

Good memory of Velucan Empire vs Occitan
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Westwood on March 20, 2016, 11:44:35 pm
Quote from: mcdeath link=topic=70063.msg1214209#msg1214209
I can move my strat guy while I'm teaching, coaching or cooking a family dinner delivering mail.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 20, 2016, 11:52:26 pm
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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: chesterotab on March 21, 2016, 02:11:30 am
Of course Anders is someone that spam messages for other nerd's battles, people not even in his own faction. Classic fucking Anders.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Taser on March 21, 2016, 03:40:36 am
I can move my strat guy while I'm delivering mail.

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: mcdeath on March 24, 2016, 04:17:26 pm
It has now been over a week since op and still no signs of life from the squid faction
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Keshian on March 24, 2016, 05:33:04 pm
It has now been over a week since op and still no signs of life from the squid faction

Huh?  Sir Spacey is in AoW and he is taking Amere tonight.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: mcdeath on March 24, 2016, 05:50:54 pm
Huh?  Sir Spacey is in AoW and he is taking Amere tonight.

Huh? Sir Spacey is in BRD and is taking a shit village that is probably unarmed.

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=920

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=charinfodetail&id=491594

You almost got me that time Kesh
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Keshian on March 24, 2016, 05:55:27 pm
Huh? Sir Spacey is in BRD and is taking a shit village that is probably unarmed.

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=920

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=charinfodetail&id=491594

You almost got me that time Kesh

Spacey is in AoW in crpg.  There were no promises made about a banner on strat just that there would be more activity.  And everyone has to start somewhere - could have been easily reinforced that close to Gobblin lands, didn't expect free fiefs all day today.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 06:24:12 pm
Tbf kesh taking one unarmed village from a faction that's quitting is not justification

it was a good shitpost aow made though
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 24, 2016, 06:25:32 pm
I really hope fcc gets strong enough to fight gobblins, preferably in a months long war with many instances of griefing, bug abusing, 4am battles, rage threads and general all around spergery from both sides. It'll feel like old times again.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 06:27:33 pm
why do people keep acting like we arent quitting the game again. find a new enemy lol.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 06:29:50 pm
i should dissolve this faction, and make my own new faction of just myself (and maybe just a few acolytes) named Autismo The Wizmo's Magical Wonderland and just sit in rindyar castle looming the stupidest stuff and shitposting every other faction on the forums

let me peruse more name possibilities

AUTISMO THE WIZMOS AUTISMAL EMPORIUM
AUTISMO THE WIZMOS WONDROUS MEMEPORIUM

help me out here folks

Edit: maybe I should make THE WIZARDS GUILD and invite other nerds like froyo
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 24, 2016, 06:41:14 pm
I declare war on this new faction you plan to make.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 06:43:38 pm
i will fuck your shit up with my autismal magick you piece of shit

abra cadabra fuck off
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 24, 2016, 06:50:02 pm
You don't even have magick, you just wish you were a fucking Wizard you wannabe green piece of shit gobblin.

Why don't you take a read through the rulebook where it says you're a big stinkin pile of monkey trash.

You can still join the Peasants.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Knute on March 24, 2016, 06:57:06 pm
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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 24, 2016, 08:34:16 pm
why do people keep acting like we arent quitting the game again. find a new enemy lol.

Do it then shitlord I want all your shitty fiefs, and I want to see who the new #PUBLICENEMY#1 will be.

#byegobblins #notevengood #shitlords #loomstonespls #bye
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 08:39:55 pm
saxton your a worthless piece of shit in this game and I can prove it mathematically
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 24, 2016, 08:44:25 pm
saxton your a worthless piece of shit in this game and I can prove it mathematically

Me too:

Fief's i've been given: 1

Fief's i've given away for looms: 1


This is why Saxton is a scumbag.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 24, 2016, 08:45:21 pm
Kesh will love this guarnteed
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Bronto on March 24, 2016, 08:54:17 pm
Lol that didn't take long for you to quit this time Daruvian. Just when your enemies were starting to gear up. You may know, if you didn't have a shit load of people and work with the Russians on your path of least resistance, it takes most NA time to get geared up. Now that we are starting to get there and offer some decent resistance you say you're quitting. Good game. Why even bother if you didn't have the fortitude to see your war through?
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 09:13:43 pm
rofl you obtuse dumbass, I don't want to play because the servers are shit, the website goes down every day (sometimes for hours), and literally the entire STRAT has had a gear dupe bug lol. you can say some stupid nerd bullshit to stroke your own dick but idgaf about any of that, your the jackass for going "LOL DARUVIAN DONE EATING YOUR PLATE OF SHIT ALREADY? LOL UNBELIEVABLE I CANT STOP SPOONING SHIT INTO MY MOUTH AND THIS GUY ISNT STAYING FOR ALL 3 COURSES WOW."

like dude the game is bad. that's why i would be quitting. like the things going on between people in the game are of 0 concern, though tbqh I was very disappointed all of the other factions were total pussies except for like dwarves and khorne.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 24, 2016, 09:17:53 pm
rofl you obtuse dumbass, I don't want to play because the servers are shit, the website goes down every day (sometimes for hours), and literally the entire STRAT has had a gear dupe bug lol. you can say some stupid nerd bullshit to stroke your own dick but idgaf about any of that, your the jackass for going "LOL DARUVIAN DONE EATING YOUR PLATE OF SHIT ALREADY? LOL UNBELIEVABLE I CANT STOP SPOONING SHIT INTO MY MOUTH AND THIS GUY ISNT STAYING FOR ALL 3 COURSES WOW."

like dude the game is bad. that's why i would be quitting. like the things going on between people in the game are of 0 concern, though tbqh I was very disappointed all of the other factions were total pussies except for like dwarves and khorne.

lmao wtf has Khorne even done? They fought a faction that quit and then went AFK. Such strong men. You are saying we are pussies but you lose two armies and rage quit... You have more troops in your garrisoned fiefs than my entire faction does and enough to refill those 3k troops 6 times over just through garrisoned fiefs fam. Sorry you lost two battles but its not like you guys lost every one considering i think you won the first 4. Also does anyone find it hilarious that Gobblin have vehement anti FCC rhetoric but they're essentially FCC this strat? Forcing everyone into a gay carebear alliance to even stand a chance against them.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 09:21:44 pm
Tristan I'm not wasting the time, the group of people we have declared war on is like a total of 90-100, and idgaf lol

It's not about lost battles, it's just that other games and no games are both more fun than this lol. I very blatantly told people when the faction was coming together "hey STRAT is gay and bad but I'm going to try it out until I get bored again"


plus your 2 dense 2 catch that FCC and us are largely meme enemies
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Artyem on March 24, 2016, 09:38:45 pm
Honestly, losing those troops has very little to do with it.  I think a lot of us are just burned out already and don't want to deal with the unnecessary stress required to keep up with the game.  It's not like we're really losing, we've won a majority of our battles and have done pretty well, it's just getting tedious as fuck and isn't really worth the effort when the website can just spontaneously go down for 12 hours and throw your efforts away.

Also, the vast majority of our armies have been outfitted with money earned from NA trade.  I know you think we're some expertly coordinated NA version of the UIF, thriving solely on EU trade, but most of the non-Occitan guys have earned their money the regular way.  I personally have outfitted at least three armies just with the money my clanmates and I have earned doing trade runs with the Despotate and north / south runs in our own territory.

Oh well, when we're gone you guys can clean up the old GOBBLIN fiefs and write multiple page RP posts about how you're the greatest victors.  Then you guys can rally against the Dwarves or Acre, I guess, since they actually try to fight people.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 24, 2016, 10:20:43 pm
This is an awfully long thread about a clan that hasn't don't anything...
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Bronto on March 24, 2016, 10:26:06 pm
You guys are pussies and quitters. I knew it all along and even told the other Dwarves about 2 months ago you'd quit before we could muster the gear for proper attacks. I was right.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Artyem on March 24, 2016, 10:28:50 pm
You guys are pussies and quitters. I knew it all along and even told the other Dwarves about 2 months ago you'd quit before we could muster the gear for proper attacks. I was right.

damn straight
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 24, 2016, 10:32:10 pm
Just do the good thing and when someone eventually attacks your fiefs sign a roster anyways so we can have fun battles out of it. Or dont. Its up to you.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sparvico on March 24, 2016, 10:40:32 pm
Just do the good thing and when someone eventually attacks your fiefs sign a roster anyways so we can have fun battles out of it. Or dont. Its up to you.

I mean we could totally sign the 13 people that apply on their own up (now probably down to 10) but that's legit all we get without mad sperg recruiting. So unless you want to do that recruiting for us!

That said just because Daruvian is finally coming to his senses doesn't mean everyone is. I for one intend to play crpg for a bit longer, I know there are probably a few others in this giant ass faction that ain't done yet. But you can't have THEREALMOFTHEGOBBLINKING without GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: chesterotab on March 24, 2016, 10:45:20 pm
you're all trash
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 24, 2016, 10:46:48 pm
you're all trash

i want this on my tombstone
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Westwood on March 24, 2016, 11:26:08 pm
I for one intend to play crpg for a bit longer, I know there are probably a few others in this giant ass faction that ain't done yet. But you can't have THEREALMOFTHEGOBBLINKING without GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER.
Welcome to Mossburger may I take your order :^)
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Rando on March 24, 2016, 11:54:42 pm
saxton your a worthless piece of shit in this game and I can prove it mathematically

>your
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Renay on March 25, 2016, 12:22:05 am
all of the other factions were total pussies except for like dwarves and khorne.

We did it, boys. We can die happy now!
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Rando on March 25, 2016, 12:37:51 am
nice downboat mcdeath, let me guess "bro its not english class lol..."

fuckin pooft
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Donkey guy on March 25, 2016, 12:44:38 am
nice downboat mcdeath, let me guess "bro its not english class lol..."

fuckin pooft

I do want people be correct with something that's taught as late as third grade. I just cringed at your post.

Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Butan on March 25, 2016, 01:41:30 am
Sad to hear about leaders leaving the boat!
God damn, you GOBBLINS sounded so chill and you're telling us you burned out? What were you doing so seriously?  :P You can be the strategical planner and guide your faction from the steam chats shadows, or just camp your fiefs a bit and only do an agressive campaign every now and then, no?
This is really disheartening for NA, I hope others exploit the power vacuum or that you will come back!
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Donkey guy on March 25, 2016, 01:54:53 am
I wouldn't say the GOBBLINS are burnt out from playing the game but from all of the extra shit that comes with the game. The website unexpectedly crashing for varying increments of time, the servers being unavailable, patches during a strat battle.

But hey I'm a my old friendgot
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 25, 2016, 02:02:13 am
I wouldn't say the GOBBLINS are burnt out from playing the game but from all of the extra shit that comes with the game. The website unexpectedly crashing for varying increments of time, the servers being unavailable, patches during a strat battle.

But hey I'm a my old friendgot

Yes you are.

What happened yesterday was the first time I've seen a faction screwed over due to servers being down, it is nowhere near a regular thing.

So if they want to bitch out because they lost a few armies and blame it on being a normal thing, they can go cry about it on another game.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 25, 2016, 02:03:10 am
Yes you are.

What happened yesterday was the first time I've seen a faction screwed over due to servers being down, it is nowhere near a regular thing.

So if they want to bitch out because they lost a few armies and blame it on being a normal thing, they can go cry about it on another game.

That's the second time this Strat when a lot of battles were ruined, at least in NA.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Donkey guy on March 25, 2016, 02:06:08 am
That's the second time this Strat when a lot of battles were ruined, at least in NA.

Its actually the third time so far in this strat where battles have been forfeit. There was yesterday, the taleworlds servers and when dupre had that shitty patch
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 25, 2016, 02:08:27 am
saxton you realize you have literally never contributed as much as a wet fart to this games activity or culture, so literally nobody gives a shit what you have to say to people like us who have lol. get relevant, kid
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 25, 2016, 02:18:46 am
saxton you realize you have literally never contributed as much as a wet fart to this games activity or culture, so literally nobody gives a shit what you have to say to people like us who have lol. get relevant, kid
"culture" lmao
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: CALAMARI on March 25, 2016, 02:33:04 am
it was a good shitpost aow made though

The day after the post; I opened my restaurant. So if you live in Brevard county FL. Hit me up and I'll hook you up with a free shave ice.

Edit: yes even Anders is welcome
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Relit on March 25, 2016, 02:34:09 am
Yes you are.

What happened yesterday was the first time I've seen a faction screwed over due to servers being down, it is nowhere near a regular thing.

So if they want to bitch out because they lost a few armies and blame it on being a normal thing, they can go cry about it on another game.

From talking with the other GOBBLIN members for the past 2 weeks, people have been getting burnt out at a alarming rate. I would be more active myself but this is one of the busiest times of the year for my job. Also having to balance my real life with the ridiculous time amount needed to herd people around on strat is tough and not something I particularly enjoy.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 25, 2016, 02:37:43 am
saxton you realize you have literally never contributed as much as a wet fart to this games activity or culture, so literally nobody gives a shit what you have to say to people like us who have lol. get relevant, kid

You still owe me Fenada you stupid Acre loving dick wisperer
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 25, 2016, 02:52:50 am
The day after the post; I opened my restaurant. So if you live in Brevard county FL. Hit me up and I'll hook you up with a free shave ice.

Edit: yes even Anders is welcome

Sure. Bout 2 hours South of me.

Give me an address and you may see me hop in, even if it is 2 hours away.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Keshian on March 25, 2016, 03:44:08 am
From talking with the other GOBBLIN members for the past 2 weeks, people have been getting burnt out at a alarming rate. I would be more active myself but this is one of the busiest times of the year for my job. Also having to balance my real life with the ridiculous time amount needed to herd people around on strat is tough and not something I particularly enjoy.

Accountant
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Westwood on March 25, 2016, 04:22:27 am
Accountant
Easter Bunny
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Zeus_ on March 25, 2016, 05:05:43 am
The day after the post; I opened my restaurant. So if you live in Brevard county FL. Hit me up and I'll hook you up with a free shave ice.

Edit: yes even Anders is welcome

Ok, I'll buy a $300 plane ticket for a free $3 snow cone.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Jona on March 25, 2016, 05:21:22 am
Ok, I'll buy a $300 plane ticket for a free $3 snow cone.

You flying in the luggage compartment or something? three hundo ain't half bad.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Screaming Idiot on March 25, 2016, 05:32:06 am
what the fuck is this

yall walked in and took our villages then ran away

and got pissy when we took them back and now youre quitting

what the fuck, we had gear and ticks ready

if youre complaining about the battles then just fucking start a field battle with a decent 1000 tick army if youre impatient

better yet you coulda stacked your ticks/gear and gone for a sweet siege on weyyah or whateveru

instead you just fucking take over villages we pulled gear and ticks from so we can have a decent army and garrison where it matters (like any of our castles)

and you guys are acting like we aint done shit but when we finally muster the gear/ticks to take on a decent gobblin campaign w/ 4-5 war parties you bail on us

i mean im sorry we didnt fucking stroll right into your green lap with shitty gear/few ticks for the sheer purpose of your convenience

i mean godamn if you really are all about providing strat with good battles then fucking follow through with a campaign if you take the initiative to start a war with a faction that can provide you with them

if you were gonna burn out eventually (which was to be expected, honestly) then at least have one decent string of battles so youre not a complete fuckin hypocrite

but i guess the sI love you the limit when you dont give a shit anymore

ugh
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sparvico on March 25, 2016, 05:39:15 am
what the fuck is this

yall walked in and took our villages then ran away

and got pissy when we took them back and now youre quitting

what the fuck, we had gear and ticks ready

if youre complaining about the battles then just fucking start a field battle with a decent 1000 tick army if youre impatient

better yet you coulda stacked your ticks/gear and gone for a sweet siege on weyyah or whateveru

instead you just fucking take over villages we pulled gear and ticks from so we can have a decent army and garrison where it matters (like any of our castles)

and you guys are acting like we aint done shit but when we finally muster the gear/ticks to take on a decent gobblin campaign w/ 4-5 war parties you bail on us

i mean im sorry we didnt fucking stroll right into your green lap with shitty gear/few ticks for the sheer purpose of your convenience

i mean godamn if you really are all about providing strat with good battles then fucking follow through with a campaign if you take the initiative to start a war with a faction that can provide you with them

if you were gonna burn out eventually (which was to be expected, honestly) then at least have one decent string of battles so youre not a complete fuckin hypocrite

but i guess the sI love you the limit when you dont give a shit anymore

ugh

Yeah the timing is pretty sheeit, that said the nerds that have said here today that they are definitely done are not the ones that are actually in the desert right now. So who knows really.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Screaming Idiot on March 25, 2016, 05:43:43 am
Yeah the timing is pretty sheeit, that said the nerds that have said here today that they are definitely done are not the ones that are actually in the desert right now. So who knows really.

Well yeah, but I mean, a meme machine without a dank engine runs on stale fumes. I suppose artyem havelle chester sands someone else could step up to bat and take the reins, but the gobblins wont really have the same rosters as before. This will result in another interregnum of trading bullshittery until two or more decently prepared factions can start wrassling for fiefs again.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 25, 2016, 05:48:01 am

why are you typing like a slam poetry script
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Zeus_ on March 25, 2016, 05:57:01 am
You flying in the luggage compartment or something? three hundo ain't half bad.

well i'm buying my ticked a month in advance so its not going to be too expensive.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Rando on March 25, 2016, 06:14:34 am
I do want people be correct with something that's taught as late as third grade. I just cringed at your post.

Don't act like you've never done it before, f aggot

Anywho, I think it's a shame to see the GOBBLIN faction go, but I can understand why you guys are leaving. It's draining to play a game that has literally zero support from the developers. The game will have lost a lot of its energy with the loss of its currently most active clan.

Hope melee:battlegrounds is worth it.

lmao
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 25, 2016, 06:16:57 am
The most draining part of Strategus in the past few years is just recruiting enough mercs for your battle, it's so annoying.

There should be a thread where Independents will sign up to whichever side needs the mercs more for a battle, to try keep strategus moving on in it's dead zombie like state.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Donkey guy on March 25, 2016, 06:41:09 am
Don't act like you've never done it before, f aggot

Anywho, I think it's a shame to see the GOBBLIN faction go, but I can understand why you guys are leaving. It's draining to play a game that has literally zero support from the developers. The game will have lost a lot of its energy with the loss of its currently most active clan.

Hope melee:battlegrounds is worth it.

lmao

You're right, I have cringed at your posts before
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Rando on March 25, 2016, 06:51:09 am
You're right, I have cringed at your posts before

no IM cringing at YOUR post
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 25, 2016, 08:10:05 am
All of NA should unite and invade EU.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Bryggan on March 25, 2016, 08:47:26 am
This will result in another interregnum of trading bullshittery until two or more decently prepared factions can start wrassling for fiefs again.

We'll fight.  Might be a little more interesting now that the map isn't divided in half.  Just a heads up though- when rosters are like 10 vs 10, don't attack with 1000 shiny men.  Keep it as small as you can.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Relit on March 25, 2016, 12:10:15 pm
Accountant

Department head at a factory, but I feel like an accountant some days.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 25, 2016, 12:51:06 pm
what the fuck is this

yall walked in and took our villages then ran away

and got pissy when we took them back and now youre quitting

what the fuck, we had gear and ticks ready

if youre complaining about the battles then just fucking start a field battle with a decent 1000 tick army if youre impatient

better yet you coulda stacked your ticks/gear and gone for a sweet siege on weyyah or whateveru

instead you just fucking take over villages we pulled gear and ticks from so we can have a decent army and garrison where it matters (like any of our castles)

and you guys are acting like we aint done shit but when we finally muster the gear/ticks to take on a decent gobblin campaign w/ 4-5 war parties you bail on us

i mean im sorry we didnt fucking stroll right into your green lap with shitty gear/few ticks for the sheer purpose of your convenience

i mean godamn if you really are all about providing strat with good battles then fucking follow through with a campaign if you take the initiative to start a war with a faction that can provide you with them

if you were gonna burn out eventually (which was to be expected, honestly) then at least have one decent string of battles so youre not a complete fuckin hypocrite

but i guess the sI love you the limit when you dont give a shit anymore

ugh

your a fucking moron and I think your literally too autistic to understand the real reason we are quitting. plus I am not gonna sit here and take shit from the faction that has essentially only had a campaign against AI rofl. even when someone threw the bird right in your face (get it), by taking your claimed city, you guys just pussy footed around. we. don't. want. to. play. the. game. servers are laggy, website is laggy, forums and website go down every day, getting mercs is a struggle because this is a bad dead gay game, STRAT requires too much work 4 2 little pay off. your a moron if you look at people quitting and think anything other than "well that's understandable, this turd games just about sunk."

youve showed up at 5 AM to the party and your shouting at people leaving the party "WHAT I JUST GOT HERE OMG" like a dumb asshole
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Butan on March 25, 2016, 02:08:21 pm
getting mercs is a struggle

The merc struggle is that bad in NA?
At least in EU side, as long as you're publically either UIF or anti-UIF, you have the automatic support of 50% of the total playerbase :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Sparvico on March 25, 2016, 03:34:40 pm
The merc struggle is that bad in NA?
At least in EU side, as long as you're publically either UIF or anti-UIF, you have the automatic support of 50% of the total playerbase :mrgreen:

NA only really has about 60 truly active players and maybe about 80 max for a strat battle, and only after pulling major hairs.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Malaclypse on March 25, 2016, 05:10:42 pm
Gobblins lost a 1000 man army against a 500 man village last night because only half the mercs showed up- for both sides, but this still wound up being more than a 2 to 1 advantage for HoC. Yeah, the NA merc situation is that bad when the best we can field for a battle before midnight on the East coast are rosters of 19v31 where only 8v17 show up. Also at least one of those was EU, though I guess, as an edit, I got the time wrong and it wasn't until 12:50am EST, so it's really only central/mountain/west players I'd expect to show reliably on a Thursday.

Strat started out pretty strong, I mean, I felt lonely defending many AI fiefs and I didn't understand why we- the entire NA community- were so quick to basically GIVE AWAY castles and cities that weren't Dhirim, but there were still more people playing a few months ago than there are now. I guess they've been purged after like three shitty nights where either taleworlds was down or the cRPG site was down.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 25, 2016, 05:19:56 pm
Daruvian, come attack Shariz, since HOC has no balls.  We can 1v1 ft3000.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Keshian on March 25, 2016, 05:31:49 pm
Daruvian, come attack Shariz, since HOC has no balls.  We can 1v1 ft3000.

You know the worst thing they could do to you is just leave you there in Shariz all strat.  You do no battles of your own, sitting in an incredibly bad set-up fief production points-wise, just bitching because no one will attack you while you attack no one.  Having to buy your own goods until you run out of money as your 50% tax rate steers everyone away.

I mean why should anyone attack Shariz when you mass benefited from the dupe bug when taking it and probably have amazing gear from selling it and re-buying better gear?
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 25, 2016, 05:46:14 pm
You know the worst thing they could do to you is just leave you there in Shariz all strat.  You do no battles of your own, sitting in an incredibly bad set-up fief production points-wise, just bitching because no one will attack you while you attack no one.  Having to buy your own goods until you run out of money as your 50% tax rate steers everyone away.

I mean why should anyone attack Shariz when you mass benefited from the dupe bug when taking it and probably have amazing gear from selling it and re-buying better gear?

I have just as much duped gear in Shariz as anyone who has taken a city.  That means I am literally on equal footing to anyone who has a city.  How did I mass benefit?

You do understand that the dupe bug has effected all successful attacks on fiefs for this entire Strat, meaning ones where attackers won, right?  I actually came out very behind in terms of what I lost to to Jammayed Castle when Taleworlds went down.

Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Jona on March 25, 2016, 05:49:30 pm
I have just as much duped gear in Shariz as anyone who has taken a city.  That means I am literally on equal footing to anyone who has a city.  How did I mass benefit?

You took a city with probably the least resistance, therefore the least amount of defender gear was used against you. Hence, you looted more.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Taser on March 25, 2016, 06:00:11 pm
We'll fight.  Might be a little more interesting now that the map isn't divided in half.  Just a heads up though- when rosters are like 10 vs 10, don't attack with 1000 shiny men.  Keep it as small as you can.

"he's attacking a 100 man army with 1000!" "the fool. He'll lose!"

strat/10
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: bruttus on March 25, 2016, 06:01:11 pm
I have just as much duped gear in Shariz as anyone who has taken a city.  That means I am literally on equal footing to anyone who has a city.  How did I mass benefit?

You do understand that the dupe bug has effected all successful attacks on fiefs for this entire Strat, meaning ones where attackers won, right?  I actually came out very behind in terms of what I lost to to Jammayed Castle when Taleworlds went down.

You are crying?
Don't worry, Mine Crusade against you isn't over yet.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 25, 2016, 06:05:38 pm
See Bryggan I think you've really beUtifully illustrated why I rail against you so much with your basically saying

"the player base and merc pool dropped substantially? oh thank god now we can have 15v15 player battles again and attack with only small armies!"

like, fucking unironically
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 25, 2016, 06:18:34 pm
someone make an audio recording of reading out the posts bruttus makes, and make sure to keep the misspellings.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 25, 2016, 06:21:37 pm
You are crying?
Don't worry, Mine Crusade against you isn't over yet.

Yes it is Bruttus. You don't have the mastermind Saxton advising you anymore :)
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: njames89 on March 25, 2016, 06:32:16 pm
The mastermind Saxton

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 25, 2016, 06:39:00 pm
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James your first.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Donkey guy on March 25, 2016, 06:49:39 pm
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Yeah because you are strategus genius
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: bruttus on March 25, 2016, 06:53:09 pm
Yes it is Bruttus. You don't have the mastermind Saxton advising you anymore :)

God thank
But are you not famoust as Saxton The Liar?
Or Saxton the Traitor?
Or Saxton the Threatener?
Or was it Saxton the Fraude?
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 25, 2016, 07:04:59 pm
To be fair about the battle last night, I personally didnt even consider signing since Gobblins had publicly said they were quitting and I'm sure the majority of others didnt feel like it was necessary to show up since again the Gobblins said they were quitting. Why show up to a battle for a faction that wont exist the next day?
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 25, 2016, 07:07:43 pm
Rofl tristan that's genuinely about how many signed mercs we were getting all along without extensively bothering people on steam and ts3, etc
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 25, 2016, 07:11:34 pm
Rofl tristan that's genuinely about how many signed mercs we were getting all along without extensively bothering people on steam and ts3, etc
Recently I believe that, but at least a month ago you guys were getting 30ish mercs just from your own faction. Either way its gonna suck with Gobblins quitting.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 25, 2016, 07:14:09 pm
Recently I believe that, but at least a month ago you guys were getting 30ish mercs just from your own faction. Either way its gonna suck with Gobblins quitting.

Early strat always has a rush of people who come back to play, before remembering the game sucks.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 25, 2016, 07:15:30 pm
It's interesting to me how Occitan barely signed up to any gobblin battles, when they have 8000troops just in their few castles obviously showing much more level of activity than almost every other clan on the map and were supposedly allies.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Screaming Idiot on March 25, 2016, 07:39:53 pm
why are you typing like a slam poetry script


ur feg lol
By Screaming Idiot

Through bouts of salty autistic tears

Leaking through the crimson-stained mud bloated with forgotten ghosts

I saw the brume-filled wasteland of a former Empire drained of its glory over the years

Abandoned even now by that green bastion of shitposts

But before they left, a cry rang out from the ash

Of the last of all STRATs:


you're all trash

Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 25, 2016, 08:07:27 pm
You are crying?
Don't worry, Mine Crusade against you isn't over yet.

Do you even know how to read?  My post was merely a statement of facts.  Trying to set Kesh straight on what the issue actually is.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Donkey guy on March 25, 2016, 08:15:27 pm
Do you even know how to read?  My post was merely a statement of facts.  Trying to set Kesh straight on what the issue actually is.

No, he knows how to read. What he does not know is how to read and comprehend English in a way where he can make an educated response back in a proper and full sentence.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 25, 2016, 08:17:54 pm
You took a city with probably the least resistance, therefore the least amount of defender gear was used against you. Hence, you looted more.

Funny you say that, because the real answer is probably Veluca(potato) or Sargoth(you)
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 25, 2016, 08:35:13 pm

ur feg lol
By Screaming Idiot

Through bouts of salty autistic tears

Leaking through the crimson-stained mud bloated with forgotten ghosts

I saw the brume-filled wasteland of a former Empire drained of its glory over the years

Abandoned even now by that green bastion of shitposts

But before they left, a cry rang out from the ash

Of the last of all STRATs:


Here we see HoC, Acre, Gobblins and more.
Factions wealthy in troops, but in skill? Very poor.

So I WISH you would consider, with your lack of ABILITY
To try and make a post, with some QUALITY and HUMILITY.. but I can't expect much..

Players who are born into failure are destined to live it for their entire lives, it's not their fault for being perennial wretches.
FUCK cRPG

And fuck HoC, they deserve bans all can agree,
for having a Clan with more crying kids than daycare with Jerry Sandusky,
But his career was a success
                 Yours failed before it began.               
While you're stuck in the Dark Ages
I'm busy being a Renaissance Man.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Screaming Idiot on March 25, 2016, 08:43:55 pm
Here we see HoC, Acre, Gobblins and more.
Factions wealthy in troops, but in skill? Very poor.

So I WISH you would consider, with your lack of ABILITY
To try and make a post, with some QUALITY and HUMILITY.. but I can't expect much..

Players who are born into failure are destined to live it for their entire lives, it's not their fault for being perennial wretches.
FUCK cRPG

And fuck HoC, they deserve bans all can agree,
for having a Clan with more crying kids than daycare with Jerry Sandusky,
But his career was a success
                 Yours failed before it began.               
While you're stuck in the Dark Ages
I'm busy being a Renaissance Man.

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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: bruttus on March 25, 2016, 09:18:59 pm
Let me say this once, before you troll again.

Make yourself ready, because you have committed the error to attack me without a declaration of war.

Be sure to ready your defense, make sure you have enough resilience, because I 'm going to destroy your arrogance and disdain towards others, in strat.

I will take back Halmar.
I will help HoC with taking Shariz back.
And I will claim Jameyyed Castle.

And You may be happy that I show you mercy and give you a small unimportant village, somewhere in the corner of the map.

Your BIRDCLAN will be then know as the CHICKENclan


Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 25, 2016, 09:50:57 pm
Let me say this once, before you troll again.

Make yourself ready, because you have committed the error to attack me without a declaration of war.

Be sure to ready your defense, make sure you have enough resilience, because I 'm going to destroy your arrogance and disdain towards others, in strat.

I will take back Halmar.
I will help HoC with taking Shariz back.
And I will claim Jameyyed Castle.

And You may be happy that I show you mercy and give you a small unimportant village, somewhere in the corner of the map.

Your BIRDCLAN will be then know as the CHICKENclan

Titled: Shitty haiku for a shitty person

I really have no idea
who you are or why you think that
you are so fucking important.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 25, 2016, 10:05:17 pm
Your BIRDCLAN will be then know as the CHICKENclan
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Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: bruttus on March 25, 2016, 10:05:49 pm
Titled: Shitty haiku for a shitty person

I really have no idea
who you are or why you think that
you are so fucking important.

yeah I noticed that that they joined you after I posted it.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 25, 2016, 10:19:04 pm
yeah I noticed that that they joined you after I posted it.

Uhh.. You know I'm not in BIRD CLAN for this round of strategus, right? I'm an afk troop farmer for a different faction.

You probably don't understand how BIRD CLAN works or whom is associated with it anyway.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 25, 2016, 10:20:43 pm
Oh no pls we are just farmer
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: BaleOhay on March 26, 2016, 01:41:59 am
Jameyyed Castle has gone yellow


You down with BRD (Yeah you know me) [x3]
Who's down with BRD (Every last homie)
You down with BRD (Yeah you know me) [x3]
Who's down with BRD (All the homies)
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 26, 2016, 07:59:56 am
Jameyyed Castle has gone yellow


You down with BRD (Yeah you know me) [x3]
Who's down with BRD (Every last homie)
You down with BRD (Yeah you know me) [x3]
Who's down with BRD (All the homies)

Earlier today I was walking down the street and on the sidewalk it said 3RD but it wasnt done very well and it looked like BRD. It set my autism off and I screamed "KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSH" in my head. Wanted to take a picture of it and post it but i was with people and didnt want to explain it.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 26, 2016, 09:02:26 am
It set my autism off and I screamed "KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSH" in my head.

Lotta people have that problem on these forums.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Saxton on March 26, 2016, 01:58:33 pm
Earlier today I was walking down the street and on the sidewalk it said 3RD but it wasnt done very well and it looked like BRD. It set my autism off and I screamed "KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSH" in my head. Wanted to take a picture of it and post it but i was with people and didnt want to explain it.

I don't think you understand the concept of autism.

Ask Daruvian, he's severely fucking autistic.
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: Donkey guy on March 26, 2016, 04:19:23 pm
I don't think you understand the concept of autism.

Ask Daruvian, he's severely fucking autistic.

What are you then?
Title: Re: Return of the Squids
Post by: imisshotmail on March 26, 2016, 04:24:02 pm
What are you then?