Remember that time you said you quit crpg because of me being a troll that should have been permanently banned from the game? How's that going for you?(click to show/hide)
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Oh, if this is true... Squids, come back! You were the most awesome of enemies, and, though I find it weird, it would be amazing to be on your side this time. You guys were always funny and hilarious, and I always liked spending time in your TS. I claimed to be a spy, but really, I just liked hanging with you. Long Live the Cephalods!
Buncha filthy fisherman and pirates... Lubbin ur sea creatures!
Nay they shant last.
sound like olds strat more carebear figther coming back in, welcome back aow but you should at least change your group of friends a bit getting old. Aow, hoc, fcc(brd), tkov(despote), conderacy, 13 knight mithrim(thalion faction) dwarf(something) damm!
ps: really nice to have some old player coming back will be nice to have you around
sound like olds strat more carebear figther coming back in, welcome back aow but you should at least change your group of friends a bit getting old. Aow, hoc, fcc(brd), tkov(despote), conderacy, 13 knight mithrim(thalion faction) dwarf(something) damm!
ps: really nice to have some old player coming back will be nice to have you around
Huh? AoW fought half those factions almost every strat that you just listed. (CC, Acre, 13th, Dwarves, etc.) As far as I can tell it was you leader Daruvian he declared war on them this strat. Not really seeing why they should ally with you after that?
that doesnt match up with my memory
i have been under the impression that since strat 4 the rough groups of fcc (including squids/aow/teutonic/whatever, lets just call them fcc vassals which they always were, always will be right), hoc, tkov have never really gone to real war. you guys have always been the carebeariest group with each other.
Huh? AoW fought half those factions almost every strat that you just listed. (CC, Acre, 13th, Dwarves, etc.) As far as I can tell it was you leader Daruvian he declared war on them this strat. Not really seeing why they should ally with you after that?
That is really a weird thing to say because most factions have had bromances with other factions that have endured through different strategus rounds, including your own.
In the abortion that was strat 5 I only remember the squids having war with KbW and Acre. CC wasn't even a faction during strat 5 neither were the dwarves. 13k was at war with KbW if I remember correctly.
Thats what I remember, don't get upset if I can't remember more.
Last strat isn't canon, guys.
So this never happened?
i genuinely think this is the best video crpg has ever produced
and im mentioned in it
thank god
Realistically the list of good CRPG video is incredibly short. Conversely, all of them involve LLJK.
sound like olds strat more carebear figther coming back in, welcome back aow but you should at least change your group of friends a bit getting old. Aow, hoc, fcc(brd), tkov(despote), conderacy, 13 knight mithrim(thalion faction) dwarf(something) damm!Did....we....just...get called carebears by the 40 man faction that people joined just so they wouldn't be killed??? Top Kek gotta love them curburz fam.
ps: really nice to have some old player coming back will be nice to have you around
Did....we....just...get called carebears by the 40 man faction that people joined just so they wouldn't be killed??? Top Kek gotta love them curburz fam.
Did....we....just...get called carebears by the 40 man faction that people joined just so they wouldn't be killed??? Top Kek gotta love them curburz fam.
lmfao that fucking smoothrich video. I forgot about that. I honestly don't even know what to think about that.He has Schizophrenia now. A warning to us all about the dangers of Irony poisoning and playing cRPG.
He has Schizophrenia now. A warning to us all about the dangers of Irony poisoning and playing cRPG.
Again I don't know what to think. If you are serious or this is lljk speaking.
Or I'm a dumbass for not knowing that answer already.
Irony poisoning
do I have permission to coin this term in a paper published in a respectable pseudoscience journal?
Wonder what ever happened to that hacker.
well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love
well we hear matey boy in the speaker hahahaha so i bet a old fcc menber hahah much love
P.S. I don't get why you are still so terrified of FCC
I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.
I still dont get this meme of the Gobblins having the greater merc advantage. Every battle they have i get like 2-3 messages from different gobblins asking for merc support and 0 from the opposite side. Now usually i dont care about steam messages and just merc for whoever I feel like but a lot of people I know always merc for whoever asks first. The gobblins are just being a bit more proactive. Only factions I've seen be even half as proactive as them would be HoC, Acre, and Knightmares clan in terms of spam messaging me. Y'all just need to step your game up.
What!?I'm not always on the other side. I signed for Acre in all their battles and HoC/Despotate in all of theirs.
I spam everyone recruiting for anti gobblin alliance, especially if someone says they have merc deficiency. You just hire for the other side most times anyways.
Also, did the math: Gobblin plus allies=83 mercs(in 3 clans) AGA = 96 players in 8 clans. +13 more over 8 clans
Oh yea, FPF has had most casulties and large battles. Gotta check if ND has beaten that yet, but FPF was #1 behind Gobs. Haven't updated losses since nothing was...done really to justify an update(like 3 battles total since the pain train weekend of last week)
I'd like to take a third moment to make everyone aware that I get at least 2 fucking battle links for our own goddamn battle WHILE I am currently trying to recruit nerds for the cause
The problem with going by faction numbers alone, you aren't(and can't be) accounting for afks, people who joined the strat faction and were never heard from again, and people who work or are otherwise unavailable during prime time. On both sides, of course.
We usually do get a good turnout from our own faction, but we still need people to round out rosters.
Let the war of who has more afks begin!
Time for HoC boot out all our afks so we stop getting labeled as the 2nd largest faction. 8-)
Time for HoC boot out all our afks so we stop getting labeled as the 2nd largest faction. 8-)
Apparently you have 35 players...coming at a far-2nd to gobblins player count...Yet I can only name about 7 or 8 of you guys.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Let the war of who has more afks begin!
I can move my strat guy while I'mteaching, coaching or cooking a family dinnerdelivering mail.
I can move my strat guy while I'm delivering mail.
It has now been over a week since op and still no signs of life from the squid faction
Huh? Sir Spacey is in AoW and he is taking Amere tonight.
Huh? Sir Spacey is in BRD and is taking a shit village that is probably unarmed.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=920
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=charinfodetail&id=491594
You almost got me that time Kesh
why do people keep acting like we arent quitting the game again. find a new enemy lol.
saxton your a worthless piece of shit in this game and I can prove it mathematically
rofl you obtuse dumbass, I don't want to play because the servers are shit, the website goes down every day (sometimes for hours), and literally the entire STRAT has had a gear dupe bug lol. you can say some stupid nerd bullshit to stroke your own dick but idgaf about any of that, your the jackass for going "LOL DARUVIAN DONE EATING YOUR PLATE OF SHIT ALREADY? LOL UNBELIEVABLE I CANT STOP SPOONING SHIT INTO MY MOUTH AND THIS GUY ISNT STAYING FOR ALL 3 COURSES WOW."
like dude the game is bad. that's why i would be quitting. like the things going on between people in the game are of 0 concern, though tbqh I was very disappointed all of the other factions were total pussies except for like dwarves and khorne.
You guys are pussies and quitters. I knew it all along and even told the other Dwarves about 2 months ago you'd quit before we could muster the gear for proper attacks. I was right.
Just do the good thing and when someone eventually attacks your fiefs sign a roster anyways so we can have fun battles out of it. Or dont. Its up to you.
you're all trash
I for one intend to play crpg for a bit longer, I know there are probably a few others in this giant ass faction that ain't done yet. But you can't have THEREALMOFTHEGOBBLINKING without GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER.Welcome to Mossburger may I take your order :^)
saxton your a worthless piece of shit in this game and I can prove it mathematically
all of the other factions were total pussies except for like dwarves and khorne.
nice downboat mcdeath, let me guess "bro its not english class lol..."
fuckin pooft
I wouldn't say the GOBBLINS are burnt out from playing the game but from all of the extra shit that comes with the game. The website unexpectedly crashing for varying increments of time, the servers being unavailable, patches during a strat battle.
But hey I'm a my old friendgot
Yes you are.
What happened yesterday was the first time I've seen a faction screwed over due to servers being down, it is nowhere near a regular thing.
So if they want to bitch out because they lost a few armies and blame it on being a normal thing, they can go cry about it on another game.
That's the second time this Strat when a lot of battles were ruined, at least in NA.
saxton you realize you have literally never contributed as much as a wet fart to this games activity or culture, so literally nobody gives a shit what you have to say to people like us who have lol. get relevant, kid"culture" lmao
it was a good shitpost aow made though
Yes you are.
What happened yesterday was the first time I've seen a faction screwed over due to servers being down, it is nowhere near a regular thing.
So if they want to bitch out because they lost a few armies and blame it on being a normal thing, they can go cry about it on another game.
saxton you realize you have literally never contributed as much as a wet fart to this games activity or culture, so literally nobody gives a shit what you have to say to people like us who have lol. get relevant, kid
The day after the post; I opened my restaurant. So if you live in Brevard county FL. Hit me up and I'll hook you up with a free shave ice.
Edit: yes even Anders is welcome
From talking with the other GOBBLIN members for the past 2 weeks, people have been getting burnt out at a alarming rate. I would be more active myself but this is one of the busiest times of the year for my job. Also having to balance my real life with the ridiculous time amount needed to herd people around on strat is tough and not something I particularly enjoy.
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The day after the post; I opened my restaurant. So if you live in Brevard county FL. Hit me up and I'll hook you up with a free shave ice.
Edit: yes even Anders is welcome
Ok, I'll buy a $300 plane ticket for a free $3 snow cone.
what the fuck is this
yall walked in and took our villages then ran away
and got pissy when we took them back and now youre quitting
what the fuck, we had gear and ticks ready
if youre complaining about the battles then just fucking start a field battle with a decent 1000 tick army if youre impatient
better yet you coulda stacked your ticks/gear and gone for a sweet siege on weyyah or whateveru
instead you just fucking take over villages we pulled gear and ticks from so we can have a decent army and garrison where it matters (like any of our castles)
and you guys are acting like we aint done shit but when we finally muster the gear/ticks to take on a decent gobblin campaign w/ 4-5 war parties you bail on us
i mean im sorry we didnt fucking stroll right into your green lap with shitty gear/few ticks for the sheer purpose of your convenience
i mean godamn if you really are all about providing strat with good battles then fucking follow through with a campaign if you take the initiative to start a war with a faction that can provide you with them
if you were gonna burn out eventually (which was to be expected, honestly) then at least have one decent string of battles so youre not a complete fuckin hypocrite
but i guess the sI love you the limit when you dont give a shit anymore
ugh
Yeah the timing is pretty sheeit, that said the nerds that have said here today that they are definitely done are not the ones that are actually in the desert right now. So who knows really.
You flying in the luggage compartment or something? three hundo ain't half bad.
I do want people be correct with something that's taught as late as third grade. I just cringed at your post.
Don't act like you've never done it before, f aggot
Anywho, I think it's a shame to see the GOBBLIN faction go, but I can understand why you guys are leaving. It's draining to play a game that has literally zero support from the developers. The game will have lost a lot of its energy with the loss of its currently most active clan.
Hope melee:battlegrounds is worth it.
lmao
You're right, I have cringed at your posts before
This will result in another interregnum of trading bullshittery until two or more decently prepared factions can start wrassling for fiefs again.
Accountant
what the fuck is this
yall walked in and took our villages then ran away
and got pissy when we took them back and now youre quitting
what the fuck, we had gear and ticks ready
if youre complaining about the battles then just fucking start a field battle with a decent 1000 tick army if youre impatient
better yet you coulda stacked your ticks/gear and gone for a sweet siege on weyyah or whateveru
instead you just fucking take over villages we pulled gear and ticks from so we can have a decent army and garrison where it matters (like any of our castles)
and you guys are acting like we aint done shit but when we finally muster the gear/ticks to take on a decent gobblin campaign w/ 4-5 war parties you bail on us
i mean im sorry we didnt fucking stroll right into your green lap with shitty gear/few ticks for the sheer purpose of your convenience
i mean godamn if you really are all about providing strat with good battles then fucking follow through with a campaign if you take the initiative to start a war with a faction that can provide you with them
if you were gonna burn out eventually (which was to be expected, honestly) then at least have one decent string of battles so youre not a complete fuckin hypocrite
but i guess the sI love you the limit when you dont give a shit anymore
ugh
getting mercs is a struggle
The merc struggle is that bad in NA?
At least in EU side, as long as you're publically either UIF or anti-UIF, you have the automatic support of 50% of the total playerbase :mrgreen:
Daruvian, come attack Shariz, since HOC has no balls. We can 1v1 ft3000.
You know the worst thing they could do to you is just leave you there in Shariz all strat. You do no battles of your own, sitting in an incredibly bad set-up fief production points-wise, just bitching because no one will attack you while you attack no one. Having to buy your own goods until you run out of money as your 50% tax rate steers everyone away.
I mean why should anyone attack Shariz when you mass benefited from the dupe bug when taking it and probably have amazing gear from selling it and re-buying better gear?
I have just as much duped gear in Shariz as anyone who has taken a city. That means I am literally on equal footing to anyone who has a city. How did I mass benefit?
We'll fight. Might be a little more interesting now that the map isn't divided in half. Just a heads up though- when rosters are like 10 vs 10, don't attack with 1000 shiny men. Keep it as small as you can.
I have just as much duped gear in Shariz as anyone who has taken a city. That means I am literally on equal footing to anyone who has a city. How did I mass benefit?
You do understand that the dupe bug has effected all successful attacks on fiefs for this entire Strat, meaning ones where attackers won, right? I actually came out very behind in terms of what I lost to to Jammayed Castle when Taleworlds went down.
You are crying?
Don't worry, Mine Crusade against you isn't over yet.
The mastermind Saxton
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Yes it is Bruttus. You don't have the mastermind Saxton advising you anymore :)
Rofl tristan that's genuinely about how many signed mercs we were getting all along without extensively bothering people on steam and ts3, etcRecently I believe that, but at least a month ago you guys were getting 30ish mercs just from your own faction. Either way its gonna suck with Gobblins quitting.
Recently I believe that, but at least a month ago you guys were getting 30ish mercs just from your own faction. Either way its gonna suck with Gobblins quitting.
why are you typing like a slam poetry script
you're all trash
You are crying?
Don't worry, Mine Crusade against you isn't over yet.
Do you even know how to read? My post was merely a statement of facts. Trying to set Kesh straight on what the issue actually is.
You took a city with probably the least resistance, therefore the least amount of defender gear was used against you. Hence, you looted more.
ur feg lol
By Screaming Idiot
Through bouts of salty autistic tears
Leaking through the crimson-stained mud bloated with forgotten ghosts
I saw the brume-filled wasteland of a former Empire drained of its glory over the years
Abandoned even now by that green bastion of shitposts
But before they left, a cry rang out from the ash
Of the last of all STRATs:
Here we see HoC, Acre, Gobblins and more.
Factions wealthy in troops, but in skill? Very poor.
So I WISH you would consider, with your lack of ABILITY
To try and make a post, with some QUALITY and HUMILITY.. but I can't expect much..
Players who are born into failure are destined to live it for their entire lives, it's not their fault for being perennial wretches.
FUCK cRPG
And fuck HoC, they deserve bans all can agree,
for having a Clan with more crying kids than daycare with Jerry Sandusky,
But his career was a success
Yours failed before it began.
While you're stuck in the Dark Ages
I'm busy being a Renaissance Man.
Let me say this once, before you troll again.
Make yourself ready, because you have committed the error to attack me without a declaration of war.
Be sure to ready your defense, make sure you have enough resilience, because I 'm going to destroy your arrogance and disdain towards others, in strat.
I will take back Halmar.
I will help HoC with taking Shariz back.
And I will claim Jameyyed Castle.
And You may be happy that I show you mercy and give you a small unimportant village, somewhere in the corner of the map.
Your BIRDCLAN will be then know as the CHICKENclan
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Titled: Shitty haiku for a shitty person
I really have no idea
who you are or why you think that
you are so fucking important.
yeah I noticed that that they joined you after I posted it.
Jameyyed Castle has gone yellow
You down with BRD (Yeah you know me) [x3]
Who's down with BRD (Every last homie)
You down with BRD (Yeah you know me) [x3]
Who's down with BRD (All the homies)
It set my autism off and I screamed "KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSH" in my head.
Earlier today I was walking down the street and on the sidewalk it said 3RD but it wasnt done very well and it looked like BRD. It set my autism off and I screamed "KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSH" in my head. Wanted to take a picture of it and post it but i was with people and didnt want to explain it.
I don't think you understand the concept of autism.
Ask Daruvian, he's severely fucking autistic.
What are you then?