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Title: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Bryggan on March 10, 2016, 12:34:36 pm
These bastards do not RP as trolls.  They are trolls.  We all have our fun in forms, but yet, until now, I have never had any enem hate me.  Why, you ask? It's because I am not a pathetci needy troll nerd who desires validation.  We play the game differently.  They like to sperg and consider themselves awesome.  BUT.. I play this game for the game.  I usd to RP, but I realize now no one cares about an entertaining story.

But, back in the bad old days when battles were um, like, 25 vs. 25, I tried to get to know my enemies.  And I did.  I wa alays welcomed to their TS's, and, while we had a good laugh, we never divulged delicate information.  That was called 'diplomacy'.  When you could talk to your enemies, have a good lauygh, but stil realize this was a game to be won.

But now this upstart Daruvian fella kicks me out of his TS... why?  My guess is that he is afraid he wiol see the real power of my voice, and surrender unconditionally.

But... really?  Your gents will quit when it gets boring; which should be pretty soon now.  ORRRR... you can fight like a dink right now, and then later claim you didn't actually give a shit.  And quit.  Like a pussy.  That was rammed by me!  CUZ THAT IS THE ONLY PUSSY THAT NEEDS A BREAK!

Yeah, I tried play it col, but yuo booted me from you r TS.  "AAAAAAAAARGH, it's the guy who plays this game like a normal shit!"  So you ran away.  Like a pussy.  But not like a wet inviting pussy, but more like a scabby clitch; whos only moisture will be from the scabs.  You are the typoe of shithead who ruins multi players.  Why?

#1  You have no humour.  Nothing in your posts merit a good chuckle.  It's all 1990's Howard Stern shit.  "Allo, I'm annoyijng" lolololol, "ha, and that's all I got!"

#2 You have no strat history.  Did you play strat one?  Are you the old granpa talking about the good old days?  I, like 90% of current players, have no idea who you are.  I see you are good at ressurecting old timers (more names we don't know) who can fight like bastards, but, as we all know, are jut here for a joke.

#3 You claim to be trolling RPwise.  I guess to keep Sandy happy (I seriously wish I knew who you were that Sanderson actually cared).  But yet you TK me in NA1 (all your other gents were damn good sports, despite my low scores and constant TWing).

But come on!!!  You treated ACre- a faction dedicated to improving Strat and making the game fun for all- like a big fucking joke.  When Acre joined me, I said "Thank you".  And all them hates that said 'fuc you', I said 'fuck you' ritght back.  I never played this game like a popularity contest, and all the haterz, I gave emn shit.   Then they betrayed me.  Despite my attempts to make it good.

And you can imagine the hate I gave em... well, actually, none at all.

I guess my point is you are a bunch of whiny bitches who have no fucing idea how to play the game.  You bitch, you whine, you make enemies with everyone... then, when you realize no one likes your shit, you'll quit.

If you can man up til the end, I'll respect you.  If you pussy up when things get tough... well IDGAF.  You were just another flash in the pan.

PS. Please don't TK me in NA1 when I TW you.  I got an SS, but I'm way too cool to post it.  BUT... you TKing me made me feel miserable for quite awhile.  Playing this game with Dickheads rather than gents makes me want to vomit.  And I hate vomitting.

I miss fighting gents who wanted this game to be fun- ie Acre, WArdens the Hounds and Starks... oh, and Black Company- they were awesome.  And even Eques when they came.  Because I learned when I chatted with BlackBird that he wasn't an asshole.... just a guy who wanted to play.

But.. from what I've seen- Gobblins are trolls, and trolls are Gobblins.  Buncha gamerz who want to dominate and feel cool about it.  Read the shit about the War of the North to see how enjoyable true warfare can be.  It was 90% field battles and 95% at prime time.

It went from 8 vs 7 to 35 vs 35(ish).  Basically cuz we decided not to be dick heads.  Being a dick head is mildly amusing for a bit, but then people get tired of the bullsht posturing and repostijng of old posts.

OK, can't stay awake aqny longer,
Bryggan,
Blah blah blah blah
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Umbra on March 10, 2016, 12:43:09 pm
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Bryggan on March 10, 2016, 01:52:30 pm
TL:DR  I am awesome; they suck.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: njames89 on March 10, 2016, 02:10:05 pm
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: elvis1325 on March 10, 2016, 02:30:59 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on March 10, 2016, 12:34:36 pm
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That post came straight from the heart, it was a form of poetry within itself. This one didn't feel like all the other posts, this one felt special and natural. I wish I had the words to describe this beauty, (maybe it called a "stream of conciousness"?) It just seemed different.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: mcdeath on March 10, 2016, 02:42:26 pm
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Keshian on March 10, 2016, 03:19:02 pm
Yo man, it is really not worth it.

Also, expect about 20-30 trolly posts within the next couple hours in this thread from Gobblins, half from Daruvian.  He will have to respond many times, I guarantee it, he cannot stop himself especially since I posted once (though to spite that last statement he may send a message to a friend to post for him lol).  This is my one and only post for this silly thread - stop wasting your time worrying about being kicked from ts - you are not missing much, few times I was there sounded like a bunch of whiny kids and Daruvian has super nasally Jewish voice that grates on the ears, like a walking stereotype.  I turned it very low volume to not feel like I'm hearing someone scratch the chalkboard with their nails.

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Torben on March 10, 2016, 03:34:44 pm
no, Bryggan,  fuck. no!  dont stop rping.  I never met you on ts or in game,  but was always delighted by the way you handled things on the forum.  you are a crucial part in the engine that keeps crpg running!
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Oreo on March 10, 2016, 03:45:16 pm
Who r u
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 04:15:51 pm
Heskey pretty much nailed it, I really have very little to say. I can't be bothered to read he entirety of that obtuse OP, no offense meant. (I stopped reading after you called me an upstart to though I've played the game much longer than you, and have more experience and clout in every regard in this pathetic Internet video game, and then when you said I kicked you from TS3 which is literally what we have done every time a diplomat comes nerding up our TS3 while we're playing CS go or whatever)

And Bryggan, take it easy would you? It's all an elaborate exploration into surrealism and irony. Genuinely.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 04:27:49 pm
Ok I read the whole thing because I was bored at work. You're just really off base with your remarks about everything except calling us trolls. How are you going to say we don't want fun when we declare all the wars, only attack in primetime + shit talk all these factions that don't, have the largest battles with even rosters, NEVER grovel about the fact that literally only two factions on the map aren't at war with us, etc

And all your personal attacks on me and how I ruin the game or whatever, and I'm not good or whatever, just subjective whining lol pretty easy to disprove. We've challenged you to fair battles repeatedly and kicked your ass fair and square by being competitive, we've all played this game longer than you, etc, etc... Any way you can actually quantify things all your insults are probably wrong lol plus you even mention how battles used to be small and now we're getting more mercs because of my involvement in STRAT 6 like that's a bad thing or something

You're losing your grip m8. Take a break for a week or something.

edit: and if you think we are just out to ruin the game, how the shit do you explain me getting along with and complimenting heskey on his factions performance? we have different opinions of what this game is at its best bryggan. yes we both like RP, but u see for us rp is a way to make actual competition more fervent, hilarious, intense, interesting, etc--not to live action ROLEPLAY and come up with excuses to be "sporting good friends" who trade for a year in a war game
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Jona on March 10, 2016, 04:57:11 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 04:27:49 pm
we've all played this game longer than you, etc, etc...

Not saying you're entirely wrong, but...

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And Bryggan was around for strat 4, albeit very briefly.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Bronto on March 10, 2016, 05:07:57 pm
Quote from: Jona on March 10, 2016, 04:57:11 pm
Not saying you're entirely wrong, but...
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And Bryggan was around for strat 4, albeit very briefly.

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 10, 2016, 05:25:51 pm
Dude, you gotta relax.

I'm really sorry if being barred from our TS personally offended you, disappointed you, or otherwise harmed your mental state. It's just been protocol lately, all in good fun. Always end up banning anyone we're at war with. Shit, even banned Arys who made a tradition of coming in our TS belligerently intoxicated late at night. If you think we're spending more than maybe 5 minutes a day talking about HOW MUCH WE ABSOLUTELY DESPISE YOU FOR....I mean, you haven't even done anything to hate. You just kinda post silly "u r cancer killing strat" things on the forum from time to time, presumably quite drunk. That's fine, you can do that if it is therapeutic for you.

But dog, most of that shit was unintelligible. What is the strat faction doing to keep me happy...? And you're questioning how Daruvian can make me happy?

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The only behavior that we are taking that could be construed as trolling is forum posting.

You understand that if you despise this (you seem to be drawn to it more than anything, but not in a "im playing along" way, in a "wow these guys are fucking CUNTS HOLY SHIT LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE DOING ON THE FORUMS FUUUUUCK" sort of way.)...you can just NOT go on the forums.

So what have we done to be assholes on the strat map? We've not attacked at shitty times- the worst was at 4pm and I lost my whole army for that. We've been attacked at shitty times a bit, although mostly in inconsequential battles (literally all of them so far tbh). We've been ninja-rostered against, but we haven't done that successfully to anyone. We've not even done a fief transfer this strat through attacking, we haven't baited someone into attacking a bait army with 20k crates of rocks, we haven't prevented a fief attack by locking it down, we haven't item-bombed anyone.

So what in God's name, aside from ambiguous bullshit pulled out from the soft wooley cotton brain of infancy are you talking about, making us "trolls"?

I think you might benefit from a forum-break, tbh fam.


Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Sparvico on March 10, 2016, 05:33:23 pm
Jesus bryggan, if you're going to post when you are clearly to shitfaced to think straight at least make it funny like Arys does. This is just painful to watch unfold.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Drunken_sailor on March 10, 2016, 05:42:59 pm
I like bryggan's idea of an open community, even in a amateur soccer league I'm in, Ive played against the same dudes for years and I can still talk to them even though we get pissed off at each other on the field.

At the same time though I feel like this is potentially the last strat with Bannerlord coming and Battle Grounds (or whatever dah fuk its gone be) on the way.  So I can see how people are less interested in knowing who they are playing with and more concerned with making this strat into a good last huzzah.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 05:47:26 pm
The thing confusing me most is how Bryggan is like getting all fiery about how he and "90% of players have no idea who I am"... But like the only nerd in the thread with more forum renown than me is Heskey (who supports me), I've got a faction that capped at like 80 members, and have played this game for years lol
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: mcdeath on March 10, 2016, 05:54:22 pm
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 06:01:34 pm
As additional proof of my above comments, I saw mcdeaths signature quote from Testi, and if you look I am also in that thread, with Testi posting "holy shit, I've busted out laughing so many times because of this guy" or something like that.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Torben on March 10, 2016, 06:04:50 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 05:47:26 pm
But like the only nerd in the thread with more forum renown than me is Heskey

u wot m8!?
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 10, 2016, 06:05:22 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 05:47:26 pm
The thing confusing me most is how Bryggan is like getting all fiery about how he and "90% of players have no idea who I am"... But like the only nerd in the thread with more forum renown than me is Heskey (who supports me), I've got a faction that capped at like 80 members, and have played this game for years lol

Yeah I mean I don't understand how someone could play this game in NA for a length of time greater than 4 weeks since 2013 and NOT know how much of a my old friendet you are.

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 06:07:33 pm
Let me alter my statement Torben

No NA player in the thread has higher nerd renown than me

Pretty sure I'm in like the top 10 NA posters now for renown

What an accomplishment

A single tear just rolled down my cheek

"Don't you know what happened to the SHITPOSTER that got everything he ever wanted?

He lived happily ever after."
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 06:16:07 pm
So my 55 year old coworker just walked in the office from his break, proudly and firmly set his drink down on my desk and told me "I officially have the rights to Melissa Clicks images. She is gonna get memed everywhere."

You can't make this shit up.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: StonedSteel on March 10, 2016, 06:44:15 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 06:07:33 pm
Let me alter my statement Torben

No NA player is a bigger attention whore than I am.

Pretty sure I'm in like the top 10 NA egotists

What a lack of accomplishment

A single turd just rolled down out my ass as I type

"Don't you know what happens if you guys stop giving me the attention I crave?
nothing, I just go bug other people."

wurd.

more to come, brygg deserves to get thrown under the bus for this thread, and there's plenty room under there for others....more to come later.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: elvis1325 on March 10, 2016, 07:10:10 pm
Goblinking: Posts: 1922 (1.445 per day), 1394 Renown. Average renown per post: .725

Sanderson: Posts: 2068 (1.384 per day), 1281 Renown. Average renown per post: .619

Me: 162 (0.130 per day), 261 Renown.
Average renown per post: 1.611

Is Yoshi the real winner here?
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 07:22:42 pm
plumbo lets be honest no one cares, the best you can claim in this game is being a moderately skilled NA_1 hero. youve never done anything more to qualify you to shittalk anyone. btw I barely have motivation to play this game anymore aside from shittalking. I mean I like you but that's all true.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 10, 2016, 07:29:56 pm
Every time I post, there is a 91.4% chance it will get an upvote. I am more supreme at the forum then both Sandy and Daruvian.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: kasMVC on March 10, 2016, 07:33:30 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on March 10, 2016, 03:50:36 pm
Historically in strategus, 'diplomacy' is just a fancy word for avoiding battles and refusing to go to war. And the best part of strat is the wars.

So are you really that salty because you're at war with a faction that's happy to keep fighting you? I love that there's a faction willing to actually keep fighting and not simply divide and conquer, how EASY would it be for GOBBLINS to offer peace to all the scared factions out there and focus on killing only one faction at a time? Pretty easy.

Why were you in their TS in the first place? To discuss peace? That's great, I'm sure your allies that are also at war with GOBBLINS will be thrilled to hear you're trying your hardest to end the war with them solely for your faction, I sure hope none of them were counting on your support on the map.

I don't need to speak to GOBBLINS in order to be at war with them.


Let me break this down for you:

- Yes a lot of old-timers joined the GOBBLIN faction for a laugh, for FUN. Because people play this game for FUN. And people have FUN when they fight, not when they trade.

- 'You treated ACre- a faction dedicated to improving Strat and making the game fun for all- like a big fucking joke.' Are you trolling us right now? You want dedication to improving Strat and making the game fun? How about the fact that Acre is now better than ever, willing to leave their castle and actually attack for once. If we hadn't had the Acre/GOBBLIN drama, how exactly would yet another clan joining GOBBLINS improve Strat and make the game fun for all? You're full of shit.

- Whiny bitches who don't know how to play this game? Have you had a look at your own post? If they don't know how to play the game, how come they're winning? And no, they aren't just winning because more troop-farmers, they do better in individual battles than other factions with similar gear and the same number of troops, and they're winning on the map because they're aggressive whilst every other faction carved themselves a tiny safe piece of land thinking they'd be left alone. If you instead think we should all make peace, play trade sim and talk about how we're making the game better, then it's you who doesn't understand how to play this game. This game is about taking land, and trying to achieve whatever random goal you've set for yourself on the map.

FYI - your 'gent' Blackbird who just wanted to play the game, was multi-accounting his entire faction, a fact he readily admits. He moved every single army himself, it's easy to coordinate an attack when only 1 person is moving all the dots, and he placed unarmed 100 men parties in key points on the map so he could see the entire desert at any 1 time. An advantage no real faction would have. You are clearly a terrible judge of character if this is the type of person you'd rather play Strategus with than a faction that just enjoys creating battles and shittalking.


Heskey you're awesome man I wish we weren't perpetually enemies on strat. I bet you're a cool dude to hang out with in team speak. When bannerlord comes out you should drop by and pwn noobs with us!
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 10, 2016, 07:47:41 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 05:47:26 pm
The thing confusing me most is how Bryggan is like getting all fiery about how he and "90% of players have no idea who I am"... But like the only nerd in the thread with more forum renown than me is Heskey (who supports me), I've got a faction that capped at like 80 members, and have played this game for years lol

I've got more renown than you and Heskey (and his penis grew three sizes that day)

Bryggan, you're an obscure player who I never really knew anything about until you tried leading fail strat factions who did little to nothing.  Your claim to fame is your unentertaining, drawn out (to me) RP forum posts.

Trying to say Daruvian is less known than you, is laughable (and irrelevant).

Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 10, 2016, 07:56:26 pm
Its funny because a lot of the guys in my faction have no clue who Daruvian/GOBBLINKING is and all know Bryggan, but they all started playing like halfway through last strat.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: chesterotab on March 10, 2016, 08:04:46 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 10, 2016, 07:56:26 pm
Its funny because a lot of the guys in my faction have no clue who Daruvian/GOBBLINKING is and all know Bryggan, but they all started playing like halfway through last strat.

Newgens make me sick.

And you all need to get on my forums KD level.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 08:07:00 pm
holy shit that man has exactly 420 renown

we've all been put to shame
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Bronto on March 10, 2016, 08:08:34 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on March 10, 2016, 07:47:41 pm
Trying to say Daruvian is less known than you, is laughable (and irrelevant).

GOD DAMMIT! I should be the one taking credit here! If it wasn't for my badass teamwork board shielding with Sandy so he didn't get shot to death 3 or 4 years ago, he wouldn't have stuck with the mod nor forced Daruvian into playing it! I'm the real hero. Those were the golden days of Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Bowling. Never forget your roots.

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 08:10:25 pm
it's funny, bronto was one of the very first few to witness my introduction to this game... My first clan was FIDLGB with sandy...
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 10, 2016, 08:42:01 pm
My 5 year anniversary is this month, although I didn't join the forums until a few months later.

Posts over 5 years: 1471 (including this one), Renown 1326 = .90% KDR
(I did it all as an FCC member, I overcame adversity)

First item I bought in c-rpg was a Katana, first item I loomed was that same Katana. I still have that katana and it is a legendary item.
 
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Jona on March 10, 2016, 08:48:56 pm
I started actively using the forums too late into c-rpg's lifespan to properly farm renown.  :(  All you old folk had it easy with 10 times the number of daily forum-users to sow your fields of epeen. 
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Westwood on March 10, 2016, 08:56:38 pm
My first day in this mod a couple years ago I accidentally teamwounded Daruvian. He reported it and called me absolute shit.

Happened yesterday too.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 09:02:30 pm
Quote from: e_wstwd on March 10, 2016, 08:56:38 pm
My first day in this mod a couple years ago I accidentally teamwounded Daruvian. He reported it and called me absolute shit.

Happened yesterday too.

can we please turn this into a "how I met daruvian" thread
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Artyem on March 10, 2016, 09:30:52 pm
Back in strat 4 the Frisians were fighting some field battle, and the enemy was grouped up on a hill.  Daruvian charged up on his rouncey screaming "I'M GONNA SUCK EM' OFF THE HILL" into his shitty $2 desk mic, and then he was forever loved in the Dracul TS.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Nightingale on March 10, 2016, 09:36:04 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 09:02:30 pm
can we please turn this into a "how I met daruvian" thread

All the time in battle like a long time ago he would sit there for hours insulting any active admins all day long; great times. I think his goal was to spam our private chat so when we replied we would look like idiots talking to no one all day.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: njames89 on March 10, 2016, 09:42:38 pm
Spacejam and battles in strat 4. Some of the best of strategus for sure.


Oh and also definitely telling people they are bad/ctrl m
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 10, 2016, 09:46:47 pm
I'm sure it was in a battle server or open field strat battle thinking that his 1h cavalry (inferior) character was ever going to touch a lancer cav's skills (before he started leading those epic strat battles where hospitaller and occitan were friendly with his faction so we were always in the same teamspeak for those strat battles)
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Westwood on March 10, 2016, 10:01:35 pm
and that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 10:12:46 pm
More stories, please, they're glorious
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 10, 2016, 10:23:01 pm
i literally fondled daruvian's ass irl one time

i don't think anyone believes me when i tell them it was an accident

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: mcdeath on March 10, 2016, 10:30:29 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 10:12:46 pm
More stories, please, they're glorious

I met you in strat 4 in teamspeak during a battle against the FCC puuties. The thing that made it memorable was when you said some meme intensive comment about how trash I was because I team killed you three times in a row and then reported you 5/5 because you tried to tk me back.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: BoneSaw on March 10, 2016, 10:37:09 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on March 10, 2016, 10:23:01 pm
i literally fondled daruvian's ass irl one time

i don't think anyone believes me when i tell them it was an accident

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You guys are a kinky bunch! Come to winterfell some day and crush a few with your old uncle BoneSaw??
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 10, 2016, 10:45:54 pm
Sandy and I have slept in the same bed before.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 10, 2016, 10:47:33 pm
Quote from: BoneSaw on March 10, 2016, 10:37:09 pm
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You guys are a kinky bunch! Come to winterfell some day and crush a few with your old uncle BoneSaw??

You guys can hang out with me too if that ever happens (and my wife approves, ba dum tish)
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: BoneSaw on March 10, 2016, 10:56:40 pm
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If Daruvian looks anything like this version you better save me a spot on that bed too!! Side nearest to the mini fridge please! I can keep everyone refreshed while we do unspeakable acts!!
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 10, 2016, 11:21:55 pm
Can I still be relevant in this?
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: BoneSaw on March 10, 2016, 11:31:57 pm
Quote from: Lt_Anders on March 10, 2016, 11:21:55 pm
Can I still be relevant in this?
Can you touch your toes without bending your knees? If so saddle up soldier!
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 12:09:24 am
man i just read some of his post again and it gave me a good laugh

particularly  "2. you have no strat history"

just him telling that to me rofl

oh and as for being a good sport you autist i team killed you one time with a long maul with like one hit because you kept team wounding me like a noob, and thats what i do.

and btw i never kicked you out of ts3, that was like mcdeath or someone
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Kadeth on March 11, 2016, 12:26:54 am
Quote from: Bryggan on March 10, 2016, 12:34:36 pm
you TKing me made me feel miserable for quite awhile.

Almost spat my coffee out because of this my man. If someone's consistently TKing you then tell an admin, if it's just the gobblins being playful and having a laugh (which it is) then lighten up and have some fun too
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: kasMVC on March 11, 2016, 12:29:49 am
I met daruvian when we were both at a glory hole contest. Unfortunately I could not suck as many dicks as he and i had to throw up from all the cum in my stomachs
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: StonedSteel on March 11, 2016, 12:59:07 am
okay, ive actually read this shit now...

brygg...there there.*pats back* are you drunk? you have this habit of getting drunk then telling pro players what we are missing out on by not mass rping. tbh, ive never understood rping, im kinda getting the idea the longer i stay...in w.e. crpg actually is. thats the main problem...there is no universally accepted view of wtf crpg is and how to play it. to have fun? to compete? to socialize? to shit talk? to make friends? to crush nerds with the help of friends you already have? an mmo? a wargame? no one knows, not even donkey crew, best advice, find a way that makes the game fun for you and stick to it.

me? i get a big kick out of trying to remain competitive via shit talking...observe

Daru, ya ur on steam, we nudge, we're cool, we can say we are friends...

BUT EQUALS?!?!?!

lets get something straight shitfuck, your massive ego comes from the overly large almost creepily pedo list of little kids that think your shit is funny for w.e. reason...me? i get my massive ego from my massive overwhelmingly mountain like collection of accolades, ive run with the best players, been invited and joined the best clans, you aint fuckin with me daru. so i never did shit on strat...ill still shit ON any and every fucking one who ever did kid, whats good, you wanna shit talk, you and ur crew? really? stacks like that should never lose and you fucking kids lose often on na 1 foreal there isnt a single member of the gobbs im concerned with, you aint trobling me son get out, ill take anyone of you fucks the fuck out, name em, ive crushed em.

NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOWNVOTES BITCH! thats all you got on me, you and ur shit stack can downvote us all into oblivion...so what? im used to losing forum wars...im not so used to losing strat battles now am i? ( except those times i choose MB over TkoV...learning curves meh )...unlike...YOURSELF, BURN, get fuckin burned man, you think your the shit huh? you lost to hoc and your shit stack lost repeatedly to FCC, two clans i could rejoin any fucking time.

yah, its like that.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: sJimmy on March 11, 2016, 01:03:33 am
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: CALAMARI on March 11, 2016, 01:11:39 am
Quote from: StonedSteel on March 11, 2016, 12:59:07 am
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yah, its like that.

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 11, 2016, 01:13:34 am
how i met daruvian was when I was in SKoT but I refused to change my tags to whatever the ones they were using at the time were. The GOBBLINKING was on the server recruiting people to be his vassals, and I asked him what that meant. He then proclaimed I was his vassal and added me to the diplomacy thread. I proceeded to merc for him whenever I saw their battles which ironically was vs SKoT the clan I was in.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 01:14:28 am
eh plumbo any of the "good players" youve been invited to play with are just people ive taken joy in pissing off instead of trying to stroke each others dicks like youre so happy to do arbitrarily to anyone who is skilled at timing their fingers really well on a keyboard and mouse at their computer desk lol. the type of people who are genuinely egotistical and pretentious and petty, not people like me who do it all for a laugh and could drop this any sec i wanted and stop playing again for a year like i did last year because the game is actually shit.

by the way, most of the people who support me are older than you, and the vast majority of them are older than me lol

like, talking up hoc and fcc gay buddies is not gonna do anything to make me care about what "youve accomplished" lol

oh kid

edit: it took keshian exactly 15 seconds (this is not an exaggeration) to downvote my post lol. thats how you know you're saying the right things. jesus christ kesh take a forum break would you?
you make me laugh


extra edit: and lets not forget that i am literally, no joke, more attractive/handsome, popular, intelligent, and successful than all of you in real life lol.

fucking losers.

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 11, 2016, 01:28:09 am
No way guy, I'm better looking, more intelligent, successful irl than you (not sure about popular though, I'm no longer a junior high school girl).   And I'm better at cav than you in battle or strat.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Keshian on March 11, 2016, 02:20:11 am
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lol, nah just happened to be reading plumbo's post when you posted.  But seriously, you checked your own forum voting within 15 seconds of posting!  Holy shit!  ANd posted, what? 20-25 times in this meaningless thread in one day?  Quite obviously must be SUPER popular irl.  lol

And yes Plumbo could easily beat you in duel, you are a one-trick pony with full plate, on heavy horse, with shield.  I remember the other day Knightmare and I saw you break your shield then go running away from a guy with just a tiny hammer to get another shield, in order to fight him 1 v 1 as the last people alive.  I even think you ended up losing to him - pro-manual blocking skills!

Since others have posted theirs, first time I met Daruvian he was riding hard on Sandy's coattails desperately trying to have people pay attention to him by association, pathologically insecure - hence the constant narcissistic comments (most of which are the opposite of him irl).

P.S. Expect Daruvian forum reply within 1 minute of posting.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Sparvico on March 11, 2016, 02:24:28 am
Quote from: Keshian_the_Grey on March 11, 2016, 02:20:11 am
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lol, nah just happened to be reading plumbo's post when you posted.  But seriously, you checked your own forum voting within 15 seconds of posting!  Holy shit!  ANd posted, what? 20-25 times in this meaningless thread in one day?  Quite obviously must be SUPER popular irl.  lol

And yes Plumbo could easily beat you in duel, you are a one-trick pony with full plate, on heavy horse, with shield.  I remember the other day Knightmare and I saw you break your shield then go running away from a guy with just a tiny hammer to get another shield, in order to fight him 1 v 1 as the last people alive.  I even think you ended up losing to him - pro-manual blocking skills!

Since others have posted theirs, first time I met Daruvian he was riding hard on Sandy's coattails desperately trying to have people pay attention to him by association, pathologically insecure - hence the constant narcissistic comments (most of which are the opposite of him irl).

P.S. Expect Daruvian forum reply within 1 minute of posting.

Hammers are fucking dangerous mate.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 02:26:40 am
kesh what you failed to mention was that i was picking up another shield because the last guy was mokuchin, a kiting cunt archer

and that just before that, i killed plumbo

and just after that, i got valour, had the highest score in the server, and won the round to keep my x5

really cute that you guys coordinated shittalk to each other about me in real time in NA_1 though lol im a hot topic

;)
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Bronto on March 11, 2016, 02:31:48 am
You guys, Daruvian and Kesh, should just stop posting. You both have nerd boners for each other and just go back and forth in every single thread. Stop. Next thing we know one of you will be issuing a forum apology.....

On a side note, I'm pretty sure I'm the best looking, most successful, and most awesome IRL. Just ask....

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 02:33:21 am
hey man literally check all my posts, i never call out kesh or FCC, its always been GOBBLIN policy to pretty much ignore them (except for one joke thread I made as a throwback to the KGB kesh-gitin-brigade)

kesh on the other hand has literally aggressively and non-humorously posted at me somewhere between 20-30 times in the last week or two

like 3 times a day if you average it out

just look at his post history vs. mine lol

i guess the guy has nothing to do, its really, really sad 100% honest
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Bronto on March 11, 2016, 02:34:32 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 02:33:21 am

just look at his post history vs. mine lol

Sorry to disappoint but I'll never nerd that hard.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 02:36:42 am
then just use this thread as an example, no one mentioned kesh or anything, but like 3 posts in he is WAY UP IN MY FACE shitposting stuff not even trying to be funny, then i make some posts and he downvotes them, and posts again while i never even noticed his first post

its especially funny because his first post was like "OMGGGG DARUVIAN SO GAY, BET YOU HE CAN'T WAIT TO RESPOND TO THIS XDDD"

and then i totally ignored him, and he couldnt handle that so he had to make another shitpost about me where he is not at all involved lol, nobody said ur name 3 times kesh, go home
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: StonedSteel on March 11, 2016, 02:55:59 am
...

welp, my work here is done.


or is it?

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 11, 2016, 04:33:26 am
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Oreo on March 11, 2016, 05:04:51 am
hi mb member here

did someone insult mb?
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Keshian on March 11, 2016, 05:07:23 am
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!

But classic example - tonight only decent battle its 40+ mercs (over half Gobblin faction members) against 25 on other side.  Battle over quickly because you would have to be completely stupid not to win with that kind of merc advantage, so once again no real fight in NA for a week. 

if this is Daruvian bringing battles to NA, no wonder the guys he works with talk about memes, Daruvian's that mentally handicapped guy they bring into the office and let him pretend to work, a kind of giving back to the community.  Very generous on their part, hes seems slower than average for someone with his handicap.  The most hilarious part is how much shit talking they do in battle, the idiot trolls just like him, because they finally get to "win" attacking tiny factions with huge merc advantages.

Because you have to realize most of Gobblins are made up of various clans that got completely wrecked by FCC over and over again, then they ended up sharing the same ts and working together waiting for the day that most of the community left (certainly most of classic FCC gone, Matey, Cyranule, Gristle, Linden, Wiegraf, etc. etc.).  Well congrats, only had to wait 3 years and you are doing an awesome job of killing what little community is left by maintaining your 4 year old giant carebear circle-jerk alliance against the few small other factions that want to waste their time on strat. (That si exactly how UIF killed off the EU strat community - not surprising since you pretty much are their vassals every strat).

I'm expecting at least 20 posts about how awesome gobblins think they are for winning a fight with almost twice as many mercs.  Their whole battle plan is charge mindlessly, no wonder they are the shit-stack on NA1 losing to randoms most of the time.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 05:10:45 am
"There it is baby... posted about me again..."

Daruvian then pressed his swollen meatus into Keshian's tight anus, slowly and gently. Kesh expelled a small gasp and squeak, a combination of surprise, pleasure, and slight initial discomfort. Slowly Daruvian worked into a steady, rocking rhythm.

"Give me another post baby... give me that dirty talk."

Kesh began to exhale more heavily and whimper, exclaiming "I love posting about you so much, Daddy. I'll post about you again. Over and over and over, no matter what anyone says."

"Good baby", Daruvian grunted.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 11, 2016, 05:21:12 am
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Sparvico on March 11, 2016, 05:39:56 am
Quote from: Keshian_the_Grey on March 11, 2016, 05:07:23 am
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!

But classic example - tonight only decent battle its 40+ mercs (over half Gobblin faction members) against 25 on other side.  Battle over quickly because you would have to be completely stupid not to win with that kind of merc advantage, so once again no real fight in NA for a week. 

if this is Daruvian bringing battles to NA, no wonder the guys he works with talk about memes, Daruvian's that mentally handicapped guy they bring into the office and let him pretend to work, a kind of giving back to the community.  Very generous on their part, hes seems slower than average for someone with his handicap.  The most hilarious part is how much shit talking they do in battle, the idiot trolls just like him, because they finally get to "win" attacking tiny factions with huge merc advantages.

Because you have to realize most of Gobblins are made up of various clans that got completely wrecked by FCC over and over again, then they ended up sharing the same ts and working together waiting for the day that most of the community left (certainly most of classic FCC gone, Matey, Cyranule, Gristle, Linden, Wiegraf, etc. etc.).  Well congrats, only had to wait 3 years and you are doing an awesome job of killing what little community is left by maintaining your 4 year old giant carebear circle-jerk alliance against the few small other factions that want to waste their time on strat. (That si exactly how UIF killed off the EU strat community - not surprising since you pretty much are their vassals every strat).

I'm expecting at least 20 posts about how awesome gobblins think they are for winning a fight with almost twice as many mercs.  Their whole battle plan is charge mindlessly, no wonder they are the shit-stack on NA1 losing to randoms most of the time.

Figures the one battle recently we'd get a nice roster for is when I'm at work. Like seriously ever since GOBLINKINGRATELEEDER went full sperg mode and declared war on half the people that were mercing for us in one week it's been herding psychotic cats to get a roster, and that's when there are psychotic cats to herd. This is the first time I've seen one of us mention it on the forum though, since I'm the whiniest Teek by far.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 11, 2016, 06:10:50 am
solution: Kesh and Daruvian both post dick pics with their cRPG names written across the shaft in sharpie. Whoever has the bigger penis is the one true winner of the epeen
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 11, 2016, 06:54:09 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 11, 2016, 06:10:50 am
solution: Kesh and Daruvian both post dick pics with their cRPG names written across the shaft in sharpie. Whoever has the bigger penis is the one true winner of the epeen

ONE TRUE WEINNER HUEHUE
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 11, 2016, 07:00:20 am
Quote from: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 11, 2016, 06:54:09 am
ONE TRUE WEINNER HUEHUE

I dont think it should come to that.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: chesterotab on March 11, 2016, 07:14:44 am
was at a bookstore earlier, saw this and instantly thought of crpg diplomacy.

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 11, 2016, 08:26:31 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 11, 2016, 02:33:21 am
hey man literally check all my posts, i never call out kesh or FCC, its always been GOBBLIN policy to pretty much ignore them (except for one joke thread I made as a throwback to the KGB kesh-gitin-brigade)

:P Yes you have don't be silly. Admit it and don't make me sperg through your post history.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Torben on March 11, 2016, 10:48:48 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on March 10, 2016, 06:05:22 pm
you fucker i had more renown than you for almost half a nerd decade and now you've passed me im not very happy about that i might have to utilize the patented DICKJERKING APPRECIATION THREAD posts that are my most potent weapon...

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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 11, 2016, 09:04:01 pm
Daruvian raped me IRL, I went in to denial and started dating him.  I was trapped in an abusive relationship for years with him.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: mcdeath on March 11, 2016, 09:45:30 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on March 11, 2016, 09:04:01 pm
Daruvian raped me IRL, I went in to denial and started dating him.  I was trapped in an abusive relationship for years with him.

I thought that was when Jason the Great stalked you
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 11, 2016, 10:36:38 pm
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Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Sharpe on March 12, 2016, 12:13:19 am
This thread is just one big ass blast.
Title: Re: RP as Trolls?
Post by: Bryggan on March 12, 2016, 07:29:37 pm
Ugh.  Finally read the OP.  Sorry, got so drunk I thought I could shitpost.  Instead it just came across as whiny.  Ok, that's definitely not where my skills lie.

But I am surprised that it didn't get more hate than it did.  Now I gotta see what I wrote on FB that night :(