quote author=Bryggan link=topic=69992.msg1210906#msg1210906 date=1457609676]
These bastards do not RP as trolls. They are trolls. We all have our fun in forms, but yet, until now, I have never had any enem hate me. Why, you ask? It's because I am not a pathetci needy troll nerd who desires validation. We play the game differently. They like to sperg and consider themselves awesome. BUT.. I play this game for the game. I usd to RP, but I realize now no one cares about an entertaining story.
But, back in the bad old days when battles were um, like, 25 vs. 25, I tried to get to know my enemies. And I did. I wa alays welcomed to their TS's, and, while we had a good laugh, we never divulged delicate information. That was called 'diplomacy'. When you could talk to your enemies, have a good lauygh, but stil realize this was a game to be won.
But now this upstart Daruvian fella kicks me out of his TS... why? My guess is that he is afraid he wiol see the real power of my voice, and surrender unconditionally.
But... really? Your gents will quit when it gets boring; which should be pretty soon now. ORRRR... you can fight like a dink right now, and then later claim you didn't actually give a shit. And quit. Like a pussy. That was rammed by me! CUZ THAT IS THE ONLY PUSSY THAT NEEDS A BREAK!
Yeah, I tried play it col, but yuo booted me from you r TS. "AAAAAAAAARGH, it's the guy who plays this game like a normal shit!" So you ran away. Like a pussy. But not like a wet inviting pussy, but more like a scabby clitch; whos only moisture will be from the scabs. You are the typoe of shithead who ruins multi players. Why?
#1 You have no humour. Nothing in your posts merit a good chuckle. It's all 1990's Howard Stern shit. "Allo, I'm annoyijng" lolololol, "ha, and that's all I got!"
#2 You have no strat history. Did you play strat one? Are you the old granpa talking about the good old days? I, like 90% of current players, have no idea who you are. I see you are good at ressurecting old timers (more names we don't know) who can fight like bastards, but, as we all know, are jut here for a joke.
#3 You claim to be trolling RPwise. I guess to keep Sandy happy (I seriously wish I knew who you were that Sanderson actually cared). But yet you TK me in NA1 (all your other gents were damn good sports, despite my low scores and constant TWing).
But come on!!! You treated ACre- a faction dedicated to improving Strat and making the game fun for all- like a big fucking joke. When Acre joined me, I said "Thank you". And all them hates that said 'fuc you', I said 'fuck you' ritght back. I never played this game like a popularity contest, and all the haterz, I gave emn shit. Then they betrayed me. Despite my attempts to make it good.
And you can imagine the hate I gave em... well, actually, none at all.
I guess my point is you are a bunch of whiny bitches who have no fucing idea how to play the game. You bitch, you whine, you make enemies with everyone... then, when you realize no one likes your shit, you'll quit.
If you can man up til the end, I'll respect you. If you pussy up when things get tough... well IDGAF. You were just another flash in the pan.
PS. Please don't TK me in NA1 when I TW you. I got an SS, but I'm way too cool to post it. BUT... you TKing me made me feel miserable for quite awhile. Playing this game with Dickheads rather than gents makes me want to vomit. And I hate vomitting.
I miss fighting gents who wanted this game to be fun- ie Acre, WArdens the Hounds and Starks... oh, and Black Company- they were awesome. And even Eques when they came. Because I learned when I chatted with BlackBird that he wasn't an asshole.... just a guy who wanted to play.
But.. from what I've seen- Gobblins are trolls, and trolls are Gobblins. Buncha gamerz who want to dominate and feel cool about it. Read the shit about the War of the North to see how enjoyable true warfare can be. It was 90% field battles and 95% at prime time.
It went from 8 vs 7 to 35 vs 35(ish). Basically cuz we decided not to be dick heads. Being a dick head is mildly amusing for a bit, but then people get tired of the bullsht posturing and repostijng of old posts.
OK, can't stay awake aqny longer,
Bryggan,
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Historically in strategus, 'diplomacy' is just a fancy word for avoiding battles and refusing to go to war. And the best part of strat is the wars.
So are you really that salty because you're at war with a faction that's happy to keep fighting you? I love that there's a faction willing to actually keep fighting and not simply divide and conquer, how EASY would it be for GOBBLINS to offer peace to all the scared factions out there and focus on killing only one faction at a time? Pretty easy.
Why were you in their TS in the first place? To discuss peace? That's great, I'm sure your allies that are also at war with GOBBLINS will be thrilled to hear you're trying your hardest to end the war with them solely for your faction, I sure hope none of them were counting on your support on the map.
I don't need to speak to GOBBLINS in order to be at war with them.
Let me break this down for you:
- Yes a lot of old-timers joined the GOBBLIN faction for a laugh, for FUN. Because people play this game for FUN. And people have FUN when they fight, not when they trade.
- 'You treated ACre- a faction dedicated to improving Strat and making the game fun for all- like a big fucking joke.' Are you trolling us right now? You want dedication to improving Strat and making the game fun? How about the fact that Acre is now better than ever, willing to leave their castle and actually attack for once. If we hadn't had the Acre/GOBBLIN drama, how exactly would yet another clan joining GOBBLINS improve Strat and make the game fun for all? You're full of shit.
- Whiny bitches who don't know how to play this game? Have you had a look at your own post? If they don't know how to play the game, how come they're winning? And no, they aren't just winning because more troop-farmers, they do better in individual battles than other factions with similar gear and the same number of troops, and they're winning on the map because they're aggressive whilst every other faction carved themselves a tiny safe piece of land thinking they'd be left alone. If you instead think we should all make peace, play trade sim and talk about how we're making the game better, then it's you who doesn't understand how to play this game. This game is about taking land, and trying to achieve whatever random goal you've set for yourself on the map.
FYI - your 'gent' Blackbird who just wanted to play the game, was multi-accounting his entire faction, a fact he readily admits. He moved every single army himself, it's easy to coordinate an attack when only 1 person is moving all the dots, and he placed unarmed 100 men parties in key points on the map so he could see the entire desert at any 1 time. An advantage no real faction would have. You are clearly a terrible judge of character if this is the type of person you'd rather play Strategus with than a faction that just enjoys creating battles and shittalking.
