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Title: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 11, 2016, 04:56:38 am
I, THE GREAT GOBBLIN KING OF THE GREATEST KINGDOM KNOWN TO NA STRATEGUS, HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON HALITOSIS.
HERE ARE MY LIST OF GRIEVANCES/CASUS BELLI:

1. WHAT KIND OF A STUPID FUCKING my old friendTION NAME IS YOURS SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY? STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.

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2. YOU DARED TO ASSAIL A HOLY MESSENGER OF GOBBLINKIND: MEMESTEROTAB, OFFICIALLY ORDAINED MASTER OF MEMES. THIS GRIEVANCE CANNOT BE FORGIVEN. FOR THIS CHARGE I HEREBY PROMISE THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF OFFENSIVE INTENT KNOWN TO THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING: YOU SHALL BE DESTROIT. LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL: AN ATTACK ON CHESTER IS AS OFFENSIVE AS AN ATTACK ON THE GOBBLIN KING HIMSELF.

3. YOU ARE FREQUENTLY ENGAGING IN GAY ASS FIEF TRANSFERS, AND REFUSING TO DECLARE OPEN HOSTILITIES ON ANYONE. ANY FACTION THAT PRESUMES THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS, BE WARNED: THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY THE KING OF NA.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: bensai on February 11, 2016, 04:58:11 am
GOBBLIN WILLS IT
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Tunderbid on February 11, 2016, 05:58:56 am
GOBBLIN!!! WAR!!!!
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Keshian on February 11, 2016, 06:07:42 am
This sounds like fun!  Bunch of good battles with good mercs on both sides - everything you could want from a 5 year old mod of a strategy game.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Bryggan on February 11, 2016, 06:27:01 am
What?  I thought we were allies.  But I don't really pay attention.  Oh well, war it will be.  With a good merc pool on both sides, it will just be a war of halitrition.  Hopefully there will be no halitrocities commited.  But, as they say, war is Hellitrous.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on February 11, 2016, 09:03:39 am
Let those who wish to impugn upon the sovereignty of the north beware. We shall not be led away quietly, nor lay down our arms. We will not cower in the face of your onslaught, rather resistance shall be our resolve and freedom our battle cry.  Come north, oh great Gobblin King, and meet your end upon our cold northern steel.

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Signed,
Thalion
Sovereign Dukedom of Mithrim
High Council Member of Halitrous
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: chesterotab on February 11, 2016, 09:05:29 am
I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.

what's that sound?

Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 11, 2016, 09:09:31 am
Daruvian, you stepped to the bottom using one of my memes. I cannot support this.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Talanarsis on February 11, 2016, 10:32:29 am
The gobblins have come for my virginity... DEFEND THE VIRGIN!
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: poonerplox2 on February 11, 2016, 10:35:04 am
Fief transfers? Why didn't I get in on this? Oh well.

Wait, I think I forgot something something here...

Oh yea...

FUCK THE GOBLIN WOMEN AND KILL THEIR MEN!
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Novamere on February 11, 2016, 04:32:06 pm
I think you are all my old friendots but if you bring good XP battles sieges and whatever the fuck else i like where this is going!

Good luck to both of you, when shit gets serious Me and my boys will be there for whomever aquires us.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Bryggan on February 11, 2016, 06:06:55 pm
I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.



Apparently you are not aware of our thirst for war and destruction.  But at the moment we were more concerned about our war with the AI.  Traditionally wars don't start until most of the castles and cities have been grabbed.  Well, G-Force did last strat, but after my brief campaign in the desert they kinda stopped.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on February 11, 2016, 06:27:15 pm
I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.

what's that sound?



Like the original version better.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: AllTimeFail on February 11, 2016, 06:34:23 pm
ECONOMYGOBBLINGROWEROFGOODS 2016 NEVER FORGET
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: StonedSteel on February 11, 2016, 07:03:05 pm
Hmm

ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game.

I was hoping they would come back... and now that they are...

I once accused HCE of being rodents waiting out the extinction of creatures far mightier than themselves, so they could emerge as the rulers of the scraps FCC, TkoV and Squids left behind...but when you think about it...all NA except FCC are pretty much rat fucks.

and so, I wait patiently for real kings and conquerors to return, hopefully Kesh, Matey, and Bale read this, and understand how special they were compared to the rest you you lame ass douchebag wannabee gay homo;s...until these actual kings come back, my views on NA haven't changed a lot

"im not fighting for EU cuz i hate acre so much...i fucking HATE ALL OF U, every last one of u fucking losers, who play a fucking game for 4 fucking yrs , never once taking the time to actually learn wtf to do...instead...4 yrs down the road...u all still dont know shit about the game, fuck all about how to play the game well

all NA does is make excuses...4 yrs of fucking trolling and goofing around...and when battle comes and you should already know wot to do, and whats expected of u...u make excuses instead, u had just as much time to learn the game as EU clans \ FCC

4 fucking yrs and NA is still unaware of the fact, they love to do something, they are terrible at.


so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."

http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/

...

fuck NA.

Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Oreo on February 11, 2016, 07:21:34 pm
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Jona on February 11, 2016, 07:25:17 pm
Personally, I'd rather be bad and gay than European.

The good gay or the bad gay?
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 11, 2016, 07:27:02 pm
Hmm

ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game.

I was hoping they would come back... and now that they are...

I once accused HCE of being rodents waiting out the extinction of creatures far mightier than themselves, so they could emerge as the rulers of the scraps FCC, TkoV and Squids left behind...but when you think about it...all NA except FCC are pretty much rat fucks.

and so, I wait patiently for real kings and conquerors to return, hopefully Kesh, Matey, and Bale read this, and understand how special they were compared to the rest you you lame ass douchebag wannabee gay homo;s...until these actual kings come back, my views on NA haven't changed a lot

"im not fighting for EU cuz i hate acre so much...i fucking HATE ALL OF U, every last one of u fucking losers, who play a fucking game for 4 fucking yrs , never once taking the time to actually learn wtf to do...instead...4 yrs down the road...u all still dont know shit about the game, fuck all about how to play the game well

all NA does is make excuses...4 yrs of fucking trolling and goofing around...and when battle comes and you should already know wot to do, and whats expected of u...u make excuses instead, u had just as much time to learn the game as EU clans \ FCC

4 fucking yrs and NA is still unaware of the fact, they love to do something, they are terrible at.


so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."

http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/

...

fuck NA.

lol you fucking shitposting dumbass FCC is in STRAT 6 and they were essentially our vassals, wanting to support THE REALM, until recently when Kesh joined them and so we had to break up our ties a little because fuck that try hard sperg

you really shouldn't comment so much while having never accomplished anything in Strategus, you entitled plebshit

sorry but I had to give you the fucking realtalk, it's for your own good
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Bryggan on February 11, 2016, 07:27:39 pm
Hmm

ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game blah blah blah blah so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take 7their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."

http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/

...

fuck NA.

Ok granpa, enough about the 'good o' days'.  I wasn't there, so I have no idea what you are talking about.  From your forum whines and some PMs, you keep saying how shitty we are.  Is it what we do on the strat map?  Or just cuz we got some mercs who can't throw a ladder?  Most current players are pretty new, so any wisdom you can impart to us would be appreciated.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on February 11, 2016, 07:31:51 pm
This just in, a new message from Lord Bryggan under the pseudonym "Takeo Ischi"  filmed on his estates near Nova Reyvadin. Not only does he have some dank yodels, it is believed the "chickens"  in the video are a symbolic literal representation of "the gobblin kind".

Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Donkey guy on February 11, 2016, 07:44:17 pm
The good gay or the bad gay?

wut u man gud gey onle bed gey r u dum all gey r bed u dum feg
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Donkey guy on February 11, 2016, 07:48:22 pm
Hmm

ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game.

I was hoping they would come back... and now that they are...

I once accused HCE of being rodents waiting out the extinction of creatures far mightier than themselves, so they could emerge as the rulers of the scraps FCC, TkoV and Squids left behind...but when you think about it...all NA except FCC are pretty much rat fucks.

and so, I wait patiently for real kings and conquerors to return, hopefully Kesh, Matey, and Bale read this, and understand how special they were compared to the rest you you lame ass douchebag wannabee gay homo;s...until these actual kings come back, my views on NA haven't changed a lot

"im not fighting for EU cuz i hate acre so much...i fucking HATE ALL OF U, every last one of u fucking losers, who play a fucking game for 4 fucking yrs , never once taking the time to actually learn wtf to do...instead...4 yrs down the road...u all still dont know shit about the game, fuck all about how to play the game well

all NA does is make excuses...4 yrs of fucking trolling and goofing around...and when battle comes and you should already know wot to do, and whats expected of u...u make excuses instead, u had just as much time to learn the game as EU clans \ FCC

4 fucking yrs and NA is still unaware of the fact, they love to do something, they are terrible at.


so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."

http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/

...

fuck NA.

u talk lot wit no cuntex on toepik red an book n lern or u cri to ur mum cuz we donut care
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Bryggan on February 11, 2016, 07:54:04 pm
Personally, I'd rather be bad and gay than European.

Kinda reminds me of when the Anti Squid Association considered helping out the Euros when they invaded Kesh.

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I still stand by that.  If Plumbo's beloved and oh so superior Europeans attacked the Gibblings, I would drop hostilities and support them.

GIBBLING TICKS ARE OURS TO KILL, AND NO ONE ELSE'S!


And I approve of this message:
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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: the real god emperor on February 11, 2016, 08:03:08 pm
As the Grand Vizier of Great Ötiken Nation, we support your war from the other side of the continent. When you get ambushed in inappropriate times, we shall support you.We have faith in Allah, and have foreseen the victory for Gobblins.Our God-King, the one who spoke with Allah, sent you his blessings.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Bryggan on February 11, 2016, 08:25:19 pm
As the Grand Vizier of Great Ötiken Nation, we support your war from the other side of the continent. When you get ambushed in inappropriate times, we shall support you.We have faith in Allah, and have foreseen the victory for Gobblins.Our God-King, the one who spoke with Allah, sent you his blessings.

As-Salam-u-Alaikum:

You help the infidel?!?!  Akhi, I am Muslim as evidenced by these earlier posts:

... I do not put all my faith in that crazy woman.  She knows things, and has access to powers that we do not understand.  But that is for her.  For us, I will put my trust in the old gods.  James taught me to be a good chadzian, the Seljuks taught me to be a good Muslim, and our good friends and allies the Wardens have taught me of the power of the Valar.  All very good, for the more gods one worships the better our luck will be.  But we must not forget the old gods:  Armagan the Creator, Ganbat the Artist, and Ipek the Mother."

"Pah!" Bryggan snorted.  "There are many gods in this land, but they are all jealous of each other.  Gods are like women.  It is silly just to have one when you can have two, or three or even more.  But like women, it is best if they don't know about each other.  So, in the chapel I recite the chadz' prayer, but at other times I also face the east and pray like they taught me in the Seljuk lands.  But you must not be drunk when you do that, and you must speak a foriegn language.  I forgot the words they taught me, so I just say 'Lalala akkakka'.  But the Seljuk god knows I am talking to him, so perhaps he will bless me.  And the gods here don't speak that language, so they do not know I pray to him too."

So, as you can see, you are supporting the wrong side.

ma'aasalaama
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: chesterotab on February 11, 2016, 09:02:30 pm
Hmm

What the fuck dude. What are your qualms with this declaration of war on an ai stomping my old friendtion? Isn't this how strat should be played?

Also holy shit FCC was strong and all but they were rats dude, which is a good thing. I remember during the frisian offensive(pre confederacy days) FCC was getting stomped for months in the field and in their villages. Literally all kesh was doing was trying to bait castle defenses which is a good move, but a rat move. Look at anders great war kdr page, frisia was like 1.1 before they merged.

Sandersson was a dank general easily on par with kesh in the battle tactics. He only (slightly) fell behind in the merc dick sucking department.

I don't think you know enough about strat history to say that all of NA doesn't know how to play.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Novamere on February 11, 2016, 09:32:05 pm
lol you fucking shitposting dumbass FCC is in STRAT 6 and they were essentially our vassals, wanting to support THE REALM, until recently when Kesh joined them and so we had to break up our ties a little because fuck that try hard sperg

you really shouldn't comment so much while having never accomplished anything in Strategus, you entitled plebshit

sorry but I had to give you the fucking realtalk, it's for your own good

lol 2 speglords going at it i need popcorn
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 11, 2016, 09:49:23 pm
The only thing accurate in this thread is that FCC is the best thing to happen to NA Strat.

KESH YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING PLAY THIS ROUND SERIOUSLY.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 11, 2016, 09:52:23 pm
lol 2 speglords going at it i need popcorn

this from the kid who literally got so mad he went off calling me a troll and telling me to kill myself IRL in steam rofl, sure kid lol

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got that roid rage in check yet?
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Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 11, 2016, 09:54:17 pm
It is people like Novamere who make this community worse.
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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Jaren on February 11, 2016, 11:20:26 pm
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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Drunken_sailor on February 12, 2016, 12:06:34 am
its come to my attention through the SieraPetaVeganHairyLeg club that you two nations are embarking on a war.  As a delegate for the PeaceNicks I have to remind you that is my sworn duty to protect the habitat of the endangered Strat Lone Wolf (stratikimus Lupus Solus). 

If you cant agree on a DMZ for the safe migration of these majestic animals to pass freely within the following detailed war zone, I will be forced to take non-violent action, with Freedom Marches, patchouli oiled hugs, and bong induced sitting in inconvenient places.
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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: StonedSteel on February 12, 2016, 12:29:26 am
LOL

alright lads, its very very easy to understand, i say FUCK NA, because, NA FUCKING SUCKS. its not so much that they suck, they just didnt really come here for a medieval wargame, they treat it like another garbage mmo game, the purpose is more to socialize and have fun then it is to try and conquer the map...ikr what a terrible person i am for not wanting to have fun, thing is, i do have fun, but i get my fun from playing the game the way it was intended rather than any means possible. there is a great picture put up by Oberyn showing the difference between an actual player, and those who come to have fun and socialize.
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and so i stand by my FUCK NA motto, because outside of FCC, you lads simply dont play the game. you come to have fun and goof off. its really not all that complicated, here ill give you a quick example.

Greys attacking or defending on a field battle, spawn, rush the enemy flags, fight off the enemy while building a FS, set their FS's while fighting off the enemy, then go to fight \ spawnrape flags. this is done in a matter of 10 mins or less.

again, OUTSIDE OF FCC, you fucking goofs cant even get a forward spawn UP in 20 mins

and its not just the inability to throw ladders properly, or the fact only 2 of you fucks in the entire community actually know how to cata properly, its so sad i dont even need to say their names, you know who they are.

its also your bullshit mentality, there are very few things id ever again with smoothrich about but this community IS toxic as fuck, not too many classy factions left, most of you get your kicks from rping pos whose only thrill is to annoying \ troll your opponents as much as possible. tbh as "nerdy" as hosp sounded in that vid, i came out respecting them alot more than Lord Stutterstep, its cuz they are actual players they came to actually play the game. unlike the rest you you fucking nerds whose only real victories are losing badly at a nerdy video game, then calling you opponents even bigger nerds? lol

LETS GET REAL ABOUT GOBBLINS

you lads bring thee worst highschool popularity contest mentality to the game that drives off mature adults looking for a niche game. and you can call me sperglord all you want kids, i dont care, and i dont care if im unpopular, i care about being honest with myself. and honestly, ya, ill be there for a few battles to listen to some random rape music \ duck tails woo huu, cuz it is fun to just relax and have a good time every now and then.

but as far as helping with your bullshit campaign ...fuck no. besides you dont need me, there is no more FCC to keep you lads from doing what you have tried doing for years and always failed, i think this is your year to finally get some victories under your belt, best of luck.

because no, fimb didnt have any, cc certainly didnt, and gobblins? daru, you had the means to attack and wipe anyone, and attacked (of course) the weakest links, whats worse, you actually lost to hoc, who are self admitting terrible at giving a flying fuck about strat.

like, ...

ill post more later, probably a massive rant about the leadership of gobblins, the type of low life cunts they have running with them, people who beat their chest over ever meager victory, and whine \ RQ after any minor defeat. you know, trade simming mmo racist frenchmans, no fucking war lovers there. nothing but cock lovers.



i bitch because i miss the FCC so much, cuz they were so much better than the rest of you.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 12, 2016, 12:35:16 am
LOL

alright lads, its very very easy to understand, i say FUCK NA, because, NA FUCKING SUCKS. its not so much that they suck, they just didnt really come here for a medieval wargame, they treat it like another garbage mmo game, the purpose is more to socialize and have fun then it is to try and conquer the map...ikr what a terrible person i am for not wanting to have fun, thing is, i do have fun, but i get my fun from playing the game the way it was intended rather than any means possible. there is a great picture put up by Oberyn showing the difference between an actual player, and those who come to have fun and socialize.
(click to show/hide)

and so i stand by my FUCK NA motto, because outside of FCC, you lads simply dont play the game. you come to have fun and goof off. its really not all that complicated, here ill give you a quick example.

Greys attacking or defending on a field battle, spawn, rush the enemy flags, fight off the enemy while building a FS, set their FS's while fighting off the enemy, then go to fight \ spawnrape flags. this is done in a matter of 10 mins or less.

again, OUTSIDE OF FCC, you fucking goofs cant even get a forward spawn UP in 20 mins

and its not just the inability to throw ladders properly, or the fact only 2 of you fucks in the entire community actually know how to cata properly, its so sad i dont even need to say their names, you know who they are.

its also your bullshit mentality, there are very few things id ever again with smoothrich about but this community IS toxic as fuck, not too many classy factions left, most of you get your kicks from rping pos whose only thrill is to annoying \ troll your opponents as much as possible. tbh as "nerdy" as hosp sounded in that vid, i came out respecting them alot more than Lord Stutterstep, its cuz they are actual players they came to actually play the game. unlike the rest you you fucking nerds whose only real victories are losing badly at a nerdy video game, then calling you opponents even bigger nerds? lol

LETS GET REAL ABOUT GOBBLINS

you lads bring thee worst highschool popularity contest mentality to the game that drives off mature adults looking for a niche game. and you can call me sperglord all you want kids, i dont care, and i dont care if im unpopular, i care about being honest with myself. and honestly, ya, ill be there for a few battles to listen to some random rape music \ duck tails woo huu, cuz it is fun to just relax and have a good time every now and then.

but as far as helping with your bullshit campaign ...fuck no. besides you dont need me, there is no more FCC to keep you lads from doing what you have tried doing for years and always failed, i think this is your year to finally get some victories under your belt, best of luck.

because no, fimb didnt have any, cc certainly didnt, and gobblins? daru, you had the means to attack and wipe anyone, and attacked (of course) the weakest links, whats worse, you actually lost to hoc, who are self admitting terrible at giving a flying fuck about strat.

like, ...

ill post more later, probably a massive rant about the leadership of gobblins, the type of low life cunts they have running with them, people who beat their chest over ever meager victory, and whine \ RQ after any minor defeat. you know, trade simming mmo racist frenchmans, no fucking war lovers there. nothing but cock lovers.



i bitch because i miss the FCC so much, cuz they were so much better than the rest of you.

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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: StonedSteel on February 12, 2016, 12:40:15 am
lol you fucking shitposting dumbass FCC is in STRAT 6 and they were essentially our vassals, wanting to support THE REALM, until recently when Kesh joined them and so we had to break up our ties a little because fuck that try hard sperg

you really shouldn't comment so much while having never accomplished anything in Strategus, you entitled plebshit

sorry but I had to give you the fucking realtalk, it's for your own good

you failed the golden rule racist frenchman, never apologize.


...and im hoping someone reads that ya,,,i didnt fucking type it for nothing.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: xxkaliboyx on February 12, 2016, 12:46:29 am
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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 12, 2016, 12:51:19 am
btw i like ur accusation that we were bad or something when we had the best faction kdr in the only other strat we played, and our KDR against HoC was like 2.0-2.5:1 lol it was hilarious

meanwhile all uve accomplished is being a trendoid meta tryhard who shitposts while being absolutely incapable of contributing any value yourself to strategus

i feel sry for the people who are such obtuse turdriders that they cant understand the value this game can have apart from pure 100% autismal efficient tryharding. the GOBBLINS were never about that. they were statedly about the opposite of that--shitting on people while never taking the game as seriously as pathetic people like Keshian

edit: i will give credit to the hounds of chimichanga, they are a better group now than they were in strat 4, in strat 4 they were a big enemy 4 never doing fucking shit and for literally camping with 12,000 troops in fiefs.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Artyem on February 12, 2016, 01:53:09 am
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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 12, 2016, 01:58:17 am
FCC are only vassals to one clan. BIRD CLAN.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on February 12, 2016, 02:18:18 am
This thread is really veering off into some real dark, unexplored parts of the spectrum.

I'm sure smoothrich can guide us.

Also halitrocious gonna get dunked on
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: MrPink44 on February 12, 2016, 02:19:52 am

meanwhile all uve accomplished is being a trendoid meta tryhard who shitposts while being absolutely incapable of contributing any value yourself to strategus


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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Keshian on February 12, 2016, 02:26:55 am
btw i like ur accusation that we were bad or something when we had the best faction kdr in the only other strat we played, and our KDR against HoC was like 2.0-2.5:1 lol it was hilarious

meanwhile all uve accomplished is being a trendoid meta tryhard who shitposts while being absolutely incapable of contributing any value yourself to strategus

i feel sry for the people who are such obtuse turdriders that they cant understand the value this game can have apart from pure 100% autismal efficient tryharding. the GOBBLINS were never about that. they were statedly about the opposite of that--shitting on people while never taking the game as seriously as pathetic people like Keshian

edit: i will give credit to the hounds of chimichanga, they are a better group now than they were in strat 4, in strat 4 they were a big enemy 4 never doing fucking shit and for literally camping with 12,000 troops in fiefs.

Who, whoa, whoa - i haven't played in almost 12 months and you still so angry you need to insult me with every other post???  What gives man?  Makes me regret even considering the minimal amount I considered coming back with such a community that holds grudges for years and would do something like what you are doing.  Its not just this thread, you really need to get over your obsession with me bud.  I don't care about you, you shouldn't waste so much of your time typing insults against me for things that happened over a year ago (quite literally the definition of a sperglord).
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 12, 2016, 02:35:05 am
kesh its an absolute dispassionate approach, my analysis and mentioning of u that is. u must know this because i literally have nothing at all 2 be mad at u about, u never have done a single thing 2 my faction or me lol, only stupid meaningless posting like u just did.

i consider you a negative example, a sort of extreme pole by which to judge all other players. essentially you are like true north, the farthest pole of the autism spectrum by which to judge how autistic or not autistic all other players are

its nothin' personnel, kid

edit: 2 be clear what im referencing is how kesh would literally like set alarms to get up 4 battles, intentionally attack at bad times, make alliances with people he had absolutely no relationship whatsoever 4 the sake of getting superiority in the game, etc
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Kelugarn on February 12, 2016, 02:53:56 am
Reading these posts by Plumbo reminds me of Ecko when he lost his shit with LLJK.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Novamere on February 12, 2016, 03:38:28 am
this from the kid who literally got so mad he went off calling me a troll and telling me to kill myself IRL in steam rofl, sure kid lol

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got that roid rage in check yet?

Must be another Knightmare on steam i could never say such horrible things i am a sweetheart!
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Westwood on February 12, 2016, 04:11:56 am
I mean, Plumbo's been bringing you up for three pages, you're bound to come up in conversation.
If you post "kesh i luv u" three posts in a row he'll appear behind you and yell Strat battle commands
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Rando on February 12, 2016, 09:02:43 am
Who, whoa, whoa - i haven't played in almost 12 months and you still so angry you need to insult me with every other post???  What gives man?  Makes me regret even considering the minimal amount I considered coming back with such a community that holds grudges for years and would do something like what you are doing.  Its not just this thread, you really need to get over your obsession with me bud.  I don't care about you, you shouldn't waste so much of your time typing insults against me for things that happened over a year ago (quite literally the definition of a sperglord).


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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Bronto on February 12, 2016, 11:10:59 am
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Also have to type something relevant to the thread so I don't get warned again for posting only pictures. Daruvian, if you type kid one more time when you try to belittle someone I will punch you so hard in the dick that your balls quit semen production and you can never have children, kid.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Jona on February 12, 2016, 03:05:21 pm
It's almost like no one knew Kesh was running around in the latter half of last strat as well...
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Novamere on February 12, 2016, 03:51:59 pm

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LOOKS LIKE WE GONA HAVE A GOOD OL FASHION LYNCHIN HUNTIN BOIS

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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Keshian on February 12, 2016, 04:27:56 pm

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So am I Waldo now?  See who can find me now! 

Yeah, I am just seeing what you guys are going to discount and loom while travelling on my trade run.  For some reason no one has thought to loom helmets anywhere.  I guess concussions are not a worry for the average crpg player.  Still minimal involvement.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Donkey guy on February 12, 2016, 04:51:57 pm

So am I Waldo now?  See who can find me now! 

Yeah, I am just seeing what you guys are going to discount and loom while travelling on my trade run.  For some reason no one has thought to loom helmets anywhere.  I guess concussions are not a worry for the average crpg player.  Still minimal involvement.

i get 6 cuntcusion n i good in brain
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Novamere on February 12, 2016, 04:56:49 pm

So am I Waldo now?  See who can find me now! 

Yeah, I am just seeing what you guys are going to discount and loom while travelling on my trade run.  For some reason no one has thought to loom helmets anywhere.  I guess concussions are not a worry for the average crpg player.  Still minimal involvement.

If i take this castle tonight im making Helmet/Body/Hands/Feet a full set +3 and discounted with low tax open to all NA so that is some incentive.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Bryggan on February 12, 2016, 06:36:04 pm
Blah blah blah... and have fun then it is to try and conquer the map.. blah blah blah.

I tried to conquer the map:
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Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Keshian on February 12, 2016, 08:56:24 pm
If i take this castle tonight im making Helmet/Body/Hands/Feet a full set +3 and discounted with low tax open to all NA so that is some incentive.

You might want to take into account derchios castle (not that far away) is producing heraldic tabard over mail and plate +3 32% discount, +1 faceplate, +1 cased greaves (18%), +1 hourglass gloves (18%).

Maybe make yours something a little more reasonably priced, but still good armor.  I always like saracen guard armor, norman mail chausses, mail mittens, and saracen mail coif.  So you don't spend all your money outfitting just one army but still get good stats.  Let me know what you end up setting up, I may come down and buy some.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Novamere on February 12, 2016, 10:10:39 pm
You might want to take into account derchios castle (not that far away) is producing heraldic tabard over mail and plate +3 32% discount, +1 faceplate, +1 cased greaves (18%), +1 hourglass gloves (18%).

Maybe make yours something a little more reasonably priced, but still good armor.  I always like saracen guard armor, norman mail chausses, mail mittens, and saracen mail coif.  So you don't spend all your money outfitting just one army but still get good stats.  Let me know what you end up setting up, I may come down and buy some.

I will keep this in mind, Thank you kesh!
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 12, 2016, 11:48:47 pm
This thread is garbage. Too much tip touching not enough dick measuring.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 13, 2016, 12:28:13 am
You might want to take into account derchios castle (not that far away) is producing heraldic tabard over mail and plate +3 32% discount, +1 faceplate, +1 cased greaves (18%), +1 hourglass gloves (18%).

Maybe make yours something a little more reasonably priced, but still good armor.  I always like saracen guard armor, norman mail chausses, mail mittens, and saracen mail coif.  So you don't spend all your money outfitting just one army but still get good stats.  Let me know what you end up setting up, I may come down and buy some.

Here in the Peasant Lands, Bhulaban has +3 Heraldic Mail with Surcoat @ 42% discount.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Keshian on February 13, 2016, 01:32:39 am
Here in the Peasant Lands, Bhulaban has +3 Heraldic Mail with Surcoat @ 42% discount.

Thank you.  Yeah I picked up quite a bit of that on my way through.  Thanks.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 16, 2016, 08:04:12 am
Kesh im finding you are having a tought time picking a place to relocate. Come to the free peasants everyone else is retarded.
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 16, 2016, 08:10:53 am
Oh goodness oh my
Title: Re: GOBBLIN KING DECLARES HOLY WAR AGAINST HALITOSIS
Post by: Keshian on February 16, 2016, 12:41:21 pm
Kesh im finding you are having a tought time picking a place to relocate. Come to the free peasants everyone else is retarded.

Thank you for the offer!  I might take you up on that and fight the good fight against the evil capitalist pigs taking advantage of the peasants.