I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.
I would wager that this dumpy fucking faction would have waited until strat was over to declare war unless they were attacked first.
what's that sound?
Personally, I'd rather be bad and gay than European.
Hmm
ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game.
I was hoping they would come back... and now that they are...
I once accused HCE of being rodents waiting out the extinction of creatures far mightier than themselves, so they could emerge as the rulers of the scraps FCC, TkoV and Squids left behind...but when you think about it...all NA except FCC are pretty much rat fucks.
and so, I wait patiently for real kings and conquerors to return, hopefully Kesh, Matey, and Bale read this, and understand how special they were compared to the rest you you lame ass douchebag wannabee gay homo;s...until these actual kings come back, my views on NA haven't changed a lot
"im not fighting for EU cuz i hate acre so much...i fucking HATE ALL OF U, every last one of u fucking losers, who play a fucking game for 4 fucking yrs , never once taking the time to actually learn wtf to do...instead...4 yrs down the road...u all still dont know shit about the game, fuck all about how to play the game well
all NA does is make excuses...4 yrs of fucking trolling and goofing around...and when battle comes and you should already know wot to do, and whats expected of u...u make excuses instead, u had just as much time to learn the game as EU clans \ FCC
4 fucking yrs and NA is still unaware of the fact, they love to do something, they are terrible at.
so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."
http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/
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fuck NA.
Hmm
ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game blah blah blah blah so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take 7their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."
http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/
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fuck NA.
The good gay or the bad gay?
Hmm
ya know...I was really hoping for occ\frisia\mb\raven etc etc, you know, all the pathetically hopeless useless clans that FCC effortlessly crushed and ultimately broke into RQing the game.
I was hoping they would come back... and now that they are...
I once accused HCE of being rodents waiting out the extinction of creatures far mightier than themselves, so they could emerge as the rulers of the scraps FCC, TkoV and Squids left behind...but when you think about it...all NA except FCC are pretty much rat fucks.
and so, I wait patiently for real kings and conquerors to return, hopefully Kesh, Matey, and Bale read this, and understand how special they were compared to the rest you you lame ass douchebag wannabee gay homo;s...until these actual kings come back, my views on NA haven't changed a lot
"im not fighting for EU cuz i hate acre so much...i fucking HATE ALL OF U, every last one of u fucking losers, who play a fucking game for 4 fucking yrs , never once taking the time to actually learn wtf to do...instead...4 yrs down the road...u all still dont know shit about the game, fuck all about how to play the game well
all NA does is make excuses...4 yrs of fucking trolling and goofing around...and when battle comes and you should already know wot to do, and whats expected of u...u make excuses instead, u had just as much time to learn the game as EU clans \ FCC
4 fucking yrs and NA is still unaware of the fact, they love to do something, they are terrible at.
so there goes my hopes and expectations of a actual good war, fighting for a faction that knows what they are doing and takes the game seriously. i know FCC aint coming back, i was hoping EU could take their place...as EU does take the game WAY more seriously..."
http://forum.melee.org/the-chamber-of-tears/fucknafuckthemodmodisdeadfucku/
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fuck NA.
Personally, I'd rather be bad and gay than European.
As the Grand Vizier of Great Ötiken Nation, we support your war from the other side of the continent. When you get ambushed in inappropriate times, we shall support you.We have faith in Allah, and have foreseen the victory for Gobblins.Our God-King, the one who spoke with Allah, sent you his blessings.
... I do not put all my faith in that crazy woman. She knows things, and has access to powers that we do not understand. But that is for her. For us, I will put my trust in the old gods. James taught me to be a good chadzian, the Seljuks taught me to be a good Muslim, and our good friends and allies the Wardens have taught me of the power of the Valar. All very good, for the more gods one worships the better our luck will be. But we must not forget the old gods: Armagan the Creator, Ganbat the Artist, and Ipek the Mother."
"Pah!" Bryggan snorted. "There are many gods in this land, but they are all jealous of each other. Gods are like women. It is silly just to have one when you can have two, or three or even more. But like women, it is best if they don't know about each other. So, in the chapel I recite the chadz' prayer, but at other times I also face the east and pray like they taught me in the Seljuk lands. But you must not be drunk when you do that, and you must speak a foriegn language. I forgot the words they taught me, so I just say 'Lalala akkakka'. But the Seljuk god knows I am talking to him, so perhaps he will bless me. And the gods here don't speak that language, so they do not know I pray to him too."
Hmm
lol you fucking shitposting dumbass FCC is in STRAT 6 and they were essentially our vassals, wanting to support THE REALM, until recently when Kesh joined them and so we had to break up our ties a little because fuck that try hard sperg
you really shouldn't comment so much while having never accomplished anything in Strategus, you entitled plebshit
sorry but I had to give you the fucking realtalk, it's for your own good
lol 2 speglords going at it i need popcorn
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alright lads, its very very easy to understand, i say FUCK NA, because, NA FUCKING SUCKS. its not so much that they suck, they just didnt really come here for a medieval wargame, they treat it like another garbage mmo game, the purpose is more to socialize and have fun then it is to try and conquer the map...ikr what a terrible person i am for not wanting to have fun, thing is, i do have fun, but i get my fun from playing the game the way it was intended rather than any means possible. there is a great picture put up by Oberyn showing the difference between an actual player, and those who come to have fun and socialize.(click to show/hide)
and so i stand by my FUCK NA motto, because outside of FCC, you lads simply dont play the game. you come to have fun and goof off. its really not all that complicated, here ill give you a quick example.
Greys attacking or defending on a field battle, spawn, rush the enemy flags, fight off the enemy while building a FS, set their FS's while fighting off the enemy, then go to fight \ spawnrape flags. this is done in a matter of 10 mins or less.
again, OUTSIDE OF FCC, you fucking goofs cant even get a forward spawn UP in 20 mins
and its not just the inability to throw ladders properly, or the fact only 2 of you fucks in the entire community actually know how to cata properly, its so sad i dont even need to say their names, you know who they are.
its also your bullshit mentality, there are very few things id ever again with smoothrich about but this community IS toxic as fuck, not too many classy factions left, most of you get your kicks from rping pos whose only thrill is to annoying \ troll your opponents as much as possible. tbh as "nerdy" as hosp sounded in that vid, i came out respecting them alot more than Lord Stutterstep, its cuz they are actual players they came to actually play the game. unlike the rest you you fucking nerds whose only real victories are losing badly at a nerdy video game, then calling you opponents even bigger nerds? lol
LETS GET REAL ABOUT GOBBLINS
you lads bring thee worst highschool popularity contest mentality to the game that drives off mature adults looking for a niche game. and you can call me sperglord all you want kids, i dont care, and i dont care if im unpopular, i care about being honest with myself. and honestly, ya, ill be there for a few battles to listen to some random rape music \ duck tails woo huu, cuz it is fun to just relax and have a good time every now and then.
but as far as helping with your bullshit campaign ...fuck no. besides you dont need me, there is no more FCC to keep you lads from doing what you have tried doing for years and always failed, i think this is your year to finally get some victories under your belt, best of luck.
because no, fimb didnt have any, cc certainly didnt, and gobblins? daru, you had the means to attack and wipe anyone, and attacked (of course) the weakest links, whats worse, you actually lost to hoc, who are self admitting terrible at giving a flying fuck about strat.
like, ...
ill post more later, probably a massive rant about the leadership of gobblins, the type of low life cunts they have running with them, people who beat their chest over ever meager victory, and whine \ RQ after any minor defeat. you know, trade simming mmo racist frenchmans, no fucking war lovers there. nothing but cock lovers.
i bitch because i miss the FCC so much, cuz they were so much better than the rest of you.
lol you fucking shitposting dumbass FCC is in STRAT 6 and they were essentially our vassals, wanting to support THE REALM, until recently when Kesh joined them and so we had to break up our ties a little because fuck that try hard sperg
you really shouldn't comment so much while having never accomplished anything in Strategus, you entitled plebshit
sorry but I had to give you the fucking realtalk, it's for your own good
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This thread is really veering off into some real dark, unexplored parts of the spectrum.
meanwhile all uve accomplished is being a trendoid meta tryhard who shitposts while being absolutely incapable of contributing any value yourself to strategus
btw i like ur accusation that we were bad or something when we had the best faction kdr in the only other strat we played, and our KDR against HoC was like 2.0-2.5:1 lol it was hilarious
meanwhile all uve accomplished is being a trendoid meta tryhard who shitposts while being absolutely incapable of contributing any value yourself to strategus
i feel sry for the people who are such obtuse turdriders that they cant understand the value this game can have apart from pure 100% autismal efficient tryharding. the GOBBLINS were never about that. they were statedly about the opposite of that--shitting on people while never taking the game as seriously as pathetic people like Keshian
edit: i will give credit to the hounds of chimichanga, they are a better group now than they were in strat 4, in strat 4 they were a big enemy 4 never doing fucking shit and for literally camping with 12,000 troops in fiefs.
this from the kid who literally got so mad he went off calling me a troll and telling me to kill myself IRL in steam rofl, sure kid lol(click to show/hide)
got that roid rage in check yet?
I mean, Plumbo's been bringing you up for three pages, you're bound to come up in conversation.If you post "kesh i luv u" three posts in a row he'll appear behind you and yell Strat battle commands
Who, whoa, whoa - i haven't played in almost 12 months and you still so angry you need to insult me with every other post??? What gives man? Makes me regret even considering the minimal amount I considered coming back with such a community that holds grudges for years and would do something like what you are doing. Its not just this thread, you really need to get over your obsession with me bud. I don't care about you, you shouldn't waste so much of your time typing insults against me for things that happened over a year ago (quite literally the definition of a sperglord).
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So am I Waldo now? See who can find me now!
Yeah, I am just seeing what you guys are going to discount and loom while travelling on my trade run. For some reason no one has thought to loom helmets anywhere. I guess concussions are not a worry for the average crpg player. Still minimal involvement.
So am I Waldo now? See who can find me now!
Yeah, I am just seeing what you guys are going to discount and loom while travelling on my trade run. For some reason no one has thought to loom helmets anywhere. I guess concussions are not a worry for the average crpg player. Still minimal involvement.
If i take this castle tonight im making Helmet/Body/Hands/Feet a full set +3 and discounted with low tax open to all NA so that is some incentive.
You might want to take into account derchios castle (not that far away) is producing heraldic tabard over mail and plate +3 32% discount, +1 faceplate, +1 cased greaves (18%), +1 hourglass gloves (18%).
Maybe make yours something a little more reasonably priced, but still good armor. I always like saracen guard armor, norman mail chausses, mail mittens, and saracen mail coif. So you don't spend all your money outfitting just one army but still get good stats. Let me know what you end up setting up, I may come down and buy some.
You might want to take into account derchios castle (not that far away) is producing heraldic tabard over mail and plate +3 32% discount, +1 faceplate, +1 cased greaves (18%), +1 hourglass gloves (18%).
Maybe make yours something a little more reasonably priced, but still good armor. I always like saracen guard armor, norman mail chausses, mail mittens, and saracen mail coif. So you don't spend all your money outfitting just one army but still get good stats. Let me know what you end up setting up, I may come down and buy some.
Here in the Peasant Lands, Bhulaban has +3 Heraldic Mail with Surcoat @ 42% discount.
Kesh im finding you are having a tought time picking a place to relocate. Come to the free peasants everyone else is retarded.