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Title: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 26, 2016, 07:38:58 am

JOIN TODAY.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Crazy_Eddy on January 26, 2016, 07:47:03 am
The Memes are endless.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: mcdeath on January 26, 2016, 07:47:46 am
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Not_Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 26, 2016, 07:58:51 am
Official Calradian Confederacy Response: YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK.

also nice LOTR roll play nerd haha
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Schoi on January 26, 2016, 08:14:21 am
He uses H1tl3r to represent himself. Meaning he will be defeated, and kill himself once he realizes it.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on January 26, 2016, 08:18:33 am
Quote from: Schoi on January 26, 2016, 08:14:21 am
He uses H1tl3r to represent himself. Meaning he will be defeated, and kill himself once he realizes it.

H1tl3r doesn't ever die, he gets resurrected instantly and jumps around hosts like Agent Smith.. don't you know how memes work? Guess not...

You should be very afraid.. because the OP does..

Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on January 26, 2016, 08:22:22 am
Quote from: Not_Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 26, 2016, 07:58:51 am
Official Calradian Confederacy Response: YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK.

also nice LOTR roll play nerd haha
YOU WITNESS THIS BEAUTY OF A SHIT POST AND YOUR LITTLE BITE SIZED WEINER IS THE BEST INSULT YOU CAN COME UP WITH??
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: SittingBull on January 26, 2016, 08:25:02 am
Quote from: US Weekly
The GobblinKing fat fuck puts on a masterful performance

Quote from: Empire Magazine
Riveting...

Quote from: Bernie Sanders
I choked myself out so hard I came twice

Quote from: The NY Times
The Gobblin King didn't just raise the bar - he electrified the spirits of everyone who saw him

Quote from: Cannes Film Festival
Absolutely sensational

Quote from: Jessica Alba
Stop staring at my tits.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on January 26, 2016, 08:34:47 am
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my Twitter Army now hears the war drums..
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Not_Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 26, 2016, 08:37:46 am
Quote from: Dynamics_BRD on January 26, 2016, 08:22:22 am
YOU WITNESS THIS BEAUTY OF A SHIT POST AND YOUR LITTLE BITE SIZED WEINER IS THE BEST INSULT YOU CAN COME UP WITH??
yes
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Kelugarn on January 26, 2016, 08:40:35 am
7/5 stars, 100% A++ post. Would read again.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: chesterotab on January 26, 2016, 08:46:22 am
Quote from: Not_Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 26, 2016, 07:58:51 am
also nice LOTR roll play nerd haha

NORMIES REEEEEEE
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on January 26, 2016, 08:47:02 am
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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Casul on January 26, 2016, 08:58:41 am
Quote
IGN: 8/10 - too much lotr
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Built on January 26, 2016, 09:07:34 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 26, 2016, 07:38:58 am

JOIN TODAY.

The dankest of memes from the dankest of kings.

I should see if I can mine some new, danker memes.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on January 26, 2016, 09:15:19 am
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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Bronto on January 26, 2016, 02:16:32 pm
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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 26, 2016, 09:00:21 pm
A couple small factions using diplomacy is bad.  Recruiting a bunch of clans and people to join under one faction is good.  Did I sum up your 5 min video?  Maybe this is a summary you'll understand:

Ooh look at how scary we are :

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You can't work with other factions while we gobble up clans and people under one faction:

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Your actions have provoked my ire:

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Gobblins are very manly and heterosexual:

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: KaleLord on January 26, 2016, 09:50:42 pm
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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Zater on January 27, 2016, 12:35:51 am
This meme is a solid 9/11

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Gmnotutoo on January 27, 2016, 02:15:36 am
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And to Smooth's BSG Pic post:
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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 03:07:21 am
Jesus
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: chesterotab on January 27, 2016, 03:43:51 am
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on January 26, 2016, 09:00:21 pm
Gobblins are very manly and heterosexual:

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What the fuck
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Relit on January 27, 2016, 05:01:44 am
Kann die Gobblin Reich dauern tausend Jahren !
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: cup457 on January 27, 2016, 05:32:06 am
Quote from: cup457 on November 19, 2013, 07:17:07 pm
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
EINE REICH
EINE VOLK
EINE FUHRER
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 07:09:15 am
It's the sad day that I must tell you that they are fake, but I shall give you one with obvious Gobblin Hands.




Im guessing this thing isnt allowed in diplomacy, but well, fuck it. Free Peasants. Honestly though, look at that hand.

Arys: write this shit down
Arys: lookin like she mixed anal bleach with tanning lotion


Doesn't matter Gobblin Hands! fuck you
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 07:24:17 am
Oh sorry I forgot, fuck you, and blow it out your asses.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 08:14:59 am
Alison Brie says to fuck off. Oh and fuck you globblins, cant even sneak a peak at the boobs of yesteryear.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 08:49:24 am
Cant even downvote myself. Terrible forums.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on January 27, 2016, 09:44:39 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 07:09:15 am
It's the sad day that I must tell you that they are fake, but I shall give you one with obvious Gobblin Hands.


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Im guessing this thing isnt allowed in diplomacy, but well, fuck it. Free Peasants. Honestly though, look at that hand.

Arys: write this shit down
Arys: lookin like she mixed anal bleach with tanning lotion


Doesn't matter Gobblin Hands! fuck you

Honest question.. are you a virgin, ArysOakheart?
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 27, 2016, 02:10:36 pm
You know you're doing something right with kaoklai downvotes you. 
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 10:29:42 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on January 27, 2016, 09:44:39 am
Honest question.. are you a virgin, ArysOakheart?

Did your mother give birth to you?
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on January 28, 2016, 02:02:08 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 27, 2016, 10:29:42 pm
Did your mother give birth to you?

gagagaaga, fucking virgin LMAO
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 28, 2016, 02:17:59 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on January 28, 2016, 02:02:08 am
gagagaaga, fucking virgin LMAO

Well Betsy counts, so no.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on January 28, 2016, 02:29:23 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 28, 2016, 02:17:59 am
Well Betsy counts, so no.

Maybe you should treat strong independent women like me with respect instead of just shit talking like some drunk redneck everyone and everything slurring about your dick and women's cunts and all this other obsecene gross antisocial stuff every day. Even ArysOakheart could one day find love.. True Love...
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 28, 2016, 07:48:45 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on January 28, 2016, 02:29:23 am
Maybe you should treat strong independent women like me with respect instead of just shit talking like some drunk redneck everyone and everything slurring about your dick and women's cunts and all this other obsecene gross antisocial stuff every day. Even ArysOakheart could one day find love.. True Love...

Already found it fucker
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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: fallinup on January 28, 2016, 02:16:12 pm
So ummm we gonna just be friendly and give claims or we gonna hab to fight?

Really don't wanna war right now but you guys are attacking one of our claims m80z.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Bronto on January 28, 2016, 07:08:56 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on January 28, 2016, 06:24:14 pm
What are you trying to say exactly?

Quote from: fallinup on January 21, 2016, 08:11:52 pm
for 15-20 guys thats ez for us.....and your mom #gottem....

Quote from: fallinup on January 28, 2016, 02:16:12 pm
we gonna hab to fight!!!

Really wanna war right now attacking m80z!!!

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: chesterotab on January 28, 2016, 08:37:10 pm
Quote from: fallinup on January 28, 2016, 02:16:12 pm
So ummm we gonna just be friendly and give claims or we gonna hab to fight?

Really don't wanna war right now but you guys are attacking one of our claims m80z.

Dam m9 are u about to declare boar to defend ur clams?
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 28, 2016, 08:55:49 pm
I'm not going to be satisfied with my shitpost until it has more upvotes than the last released devblog.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: fallinup on January 28, 2016, 11:51:45 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on January 28, 2016, 06:24:14 pm
What are you trying to say exactly?
Naht wanting shitty lil wars we want to play trading sim 2k16.

We backed off you gobblinish claims and lost an army just so we didn't have to take your lands.  We ask that once you guys take that village that you guys hand it over to Belgish.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 12:15:44 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 28, 2016, 11:51:45 pm
We ask that once you guys take that village that you guys hand it over to Belgish.

That's so not happening
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 01:44:46 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 28, 2016, 11:51:45 pm
Naht wanting shitty lil wars we want to play trading sim 2k16.

We backed off you gobblinish claims and lost an army just so we didn't have to take your lands.  We ask that once you guys take that village that you guys hand it over to Belgish.

Sounds like you have a personal problem
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 29, 2016, 01:52:47 am
Quote from: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 12:15:44 am
That's so not happening
QFT
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Turkhammer on January 29, 2016, 02:01:36 am
Quote from: Smoothrich on January 28, 2016, 02:02:08 am
fucking virgin

Oxymoron.  A fucking virgin obviously cannot be a virgin.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 04:51:40 am
Well GG so no war bbz sorry we had to hurt Arrowaines army that village is op. Good fight thought was fun commanding it.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Haramir on January 29, 2016, 04:53:49 am
So we are at War with Pars now?
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 04:54:02 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 04:51:40 am
Well GG so no war bbz sorry we had to hurt Arrowaines army that village is op. Good fight thought was fun commanding it.

You shouldn't have kept bitching in chat. It's not crpg's fault no one likes u irl
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 04:57:57 am
Quote from: Haramir on January 29, 2016, 04:53:49 am
So we are at War with Pars now?
Nununu we want to trade sim with our lands bb.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Westwood on January 29, 2016, 05:24:47 am
arslan more like arse bandit

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:02:23 am
Quote from: e_wstwd on January 29, 2016, 05:24:47 am
arslan more like arse bandit

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I got destroyed damn someone get me the noose.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Kalam on January 30, 2016, 09:29:46 pm
Stop posting irrelevant images in this section.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on February 09, 2016, 12:58:36 pm
Quote from: Kalam on January 30, 2016, 09:29:46 pm
Stop posting irrelevant images in this section.

stop shoving your garbager down the throats of a community that unanimously agrees posts like this are the worst things to ever happen to Strategus campaigns. Canary was on an autistic rampage for years saying "U MusT.. RoLEPlay.. At ALL TIMES.> THE RULES.. I AM HEAD ADMIN>> THE RULES!@!!* from a CHAOS bunker underneath the flaming wreckage of a dead server just permabanning people like me who would Dare2Post things like.. the Truth in a forum about videogame war in order to effect public opinion and keep Morale High.. or Incredibly Low.. when the only thing he cared about is fucking forum rules as if that's ever mattered to an yone except the admin going BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN he's my internet friend BAN BAN BAN

long story short? Kalam, I hope you suck dicks until the world is dickless, then kill yourself, so no posts like u are ever Made again, in this board and all otehrs

fuck this fuck dat fuck you f@gg0t
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Bronto on February 09, 2016, 01:27:23 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on February 09, 2016, 12:58:36 pm
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I'm surprised this was typed out and not recorded/uploaded to your youtube channel.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: njames89 on February 09, 2016, 01:29:03 pm
Smooth is using innovative new communication techniques. This one known as the wall of text.

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 09, 2016, 04:20:18 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on February 09, 2016, 12:58:36 pm
stop shoving your garbager down the throats of a community that unanimously agrees posts like this are the worst things to ever happen to Strategus campaigns. Canary was on an autistic rampage for years saying "U MusT.. RoLEPlay.. At ALL TIMES.> THE RULES.. I AM HEAD ADMIN>> THE RULES!@!!* from a CHAOS bunker underneath the flaming wreckage of a dead server just permabanning people like me who would Dare2Post things like.. the Truth in a forum about videogame war in order to effect public opinion and keep Morale High.. or Incredibly Low.. when the only thing he cared about is fucking forum rules as if that's ever mattered to an yone except the admin going BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN he's my internet friend BAN BAN BAN

long story short? Kalam, I hope you suck dicks until the world is dickless, then kill yourself, so no posts like u are ever Made again, in this board and all otehrs

fuck this fuck dat fuck you f@gg0t

now thats a shitpost I can get behind
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Smoothrich on February 09, 2016, 08:21:12 pm
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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 06, 2016, 04:53:19 am
monthly reminder.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: cup457 on March 06, 2016, 05:00:40 am
ban necro
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Bryggan on March 06, 2016, 09:22:41 am
Sorry, read the OP, didn't bother looking at the video; then realized it was just a desperate plea for attention from the leader of that Goblin thing.

Well, if he needs attention that bad, then I'll give it to him.  In a format he understands:

GOBBLINGUY, YOU ARE AWESOME!  You did what me and and my two man faction could not do! You, with your 57 members, already built an Empire slightly larger than KotN at its largest!  While I made the mistake of attacking well emplaced active clans (except LCO, who seriously all quit when I declared war on them), You showed them AI fiefs and unarmed enemy villages your E_PEEN size!   And you brought back battles to Strat!  25-30 per team, a size we have not seen since pre-Eques Strat 5.  That whole roll call thing is dorky, only worthy of loser factions like Eques Alliance, HCE and MERCS.  I mean, sure, they got 50 applicants but only 47 show up!  How gay is that? I like your 25 man battles; you need a lot less ladders for that!
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Bryggan on March 06, 2016, 09:29:01 am
Oh damn... looked back at the OP and realized it was a necro... makes me wonder if I should necro some of my glorious posts from last strat... then I remember I'm not a dick, soooo,

no.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 06, 2016, 09:30:03 am
Quote from: Bryggan on March 06, 2016, 09:22:41 am
Sorry, read the OP, didn't bother looking at the video; then realized it was just a desperate plea for attention from the leader of that Goblin thing.

You, uh...read that OP, huh? What, all two words of it?

That video was a goddamn masterpiece and I won't hear ill speech towards it. Well, you know...not without bitching about it.

And I don't know what you're talking about in that bit of text there. There hasn't been a proper faction V faction large battle aside from one mid-sized one with DMG. We haven't properly seen how the mercs will stack up on both sides with actual fights. I've said this to my own guys plenty lately; there isn't a real need to be overly-concerned about mercs and numbers YET. We haven't seen what'll happen.

I think here's what happened with that reply there:

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Artyem on March 06, 2016, 09:36:08 am
Behold, the great contributions of the 13 knights:


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Bragging about strat 5 is like bragging about winning the special olympics.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Bryggan on March 06, 2016, 09:46:52 am
Um, we just started- like, two weeks now?  I'm getting back to my roots.  We got 12 members now... just need one more, dammit.

And Sanderson: 
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on March 06, 2016, 09:30:03 am
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Really?  You know me well enough.  That was not a question, that was a statement.  First sign of my anointment is that I'm posting.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Artyem on March 06, 2016, 09:51:19 am
That's no excuse, I expect at least five battles a week from you guys.  Also, your faction page says you have 13 now, congrats!
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Bryggan on March 06, 2016, 10:02:39 am
Oh thanks bud, that's great!

Or is it?  If we get another guy we'll have to boot the shittiest fighter on our team... which is me!  Dammit, success succs.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: mcdeath on March 06, 2016, 03:39:21 pm
Quote from: Artyem on March 06, 2016, 09:36:08 am
Bragging about strat 5 is like bragging about winning the special olympics.

In a one man faction I took 5 fiefs(3 village and 2 castle) in strat 5 so checkmate atheists
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Built on March 06, 2016, 05:14:41 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on March 06, 2016, 03:39:21 pm
In a one man faction I took 5 fiefs(3 village and 2 castle) in strat 5 so checkmate atheists

Strat five (or was it six) ran on so long that all the events that happened in it constantly get misplaced into other strats.

Bragging about having a millennia to take something when it should take a few months is like bragging about how you can piss faster by .032 seconds
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 06, 2016, 06:16:34 pm
Ah Bryggan it's a shame you don't just watch the video instead of sperging on about pathetic, irrelevant "achievements" from a Strategus that was a cancerous mole on the asshole lips of the ugly, tooth-missing, stank ass, nappy ass headed bitch that is this game.

You will never be half the SHITPOSTER, LEADER, or KING that I am. Not if you continue lauding meaningless accomplishments of your own instead of looking to the future, at better, newer ways to meme.

No but seriously watch the video, it will give you a demonstration in true GREATNESS.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Westwood on March 06, 2016, 08:32:19 pm
Who are you?

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: KaleLord on March 06, 2016, 08:59:11 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on March 06, 2016, 09:22:41 am
Sorry, read the OP, didn't bother looking at the video; then realized it was just a desperate plea for attention from the leader of that Goblin thing.



The video is a masterpiece and this is coming from a guy who leads one of the factions disapproved of in the video.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: mcdeath on March 06, 2016, 08:59:27 pm
Quote from: Built on March 06, 2016, 05:14:41 pm
Strat five (or was it six) ran on so long that all the events that happened in it constantly get misplaced into other strats.

Bragging about having a millennia to take something when it should take a few months is like bragging about how you can piss faster by .032 seconds

Strat five literally went on for two years and a half years. The early parts were good with tough battles between Squids/Kesh faction(whatever it was) vs KbW but other than that I can't remember any other thing that was notable for the other like 18 months where all the remaining players of crpg did nothing besides take afk fiefs and sit inside them hording troops gear and gold not wanting war in a conquest simulator.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Keshian on March 06, 2016, 09:29:28 pm
Lol, I just tried watching that video, got too bored in the LOTR part and quit.  All I could think was that quote from Tropic Thunder - "You went full retard man, never go full retard."  Too long and nerdy a video.
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 06, 2016, 09:37:34 pm
Quote from: Keshian_the_Grey on March 06, 2016, 09:29:28 pm
Lol, I just tried watching that video, got too bored in the LOTR part and quit.  All I could think was that quote from Tropic Thunder - "You went full retard man, never go full retard."  Too long and nerdy a video.

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: Keshian on March 06, 2016, 11:08:34 pm
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This article sums you up:
Be Funny By Not Trying So Hard

The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be. 
Trying too hard to be funny works against you.  It sets up a confrontational feel to your delivery.  You feel as though you are challenging the audience to laugh.  The attitude is that it’s important to “make them laugh!”  That if you do not succeed then you are not in control and you fail.  It sets up an expectation that the laughs MUST come.  And you feel a disappointment when your expectations are not met.  You tell a joke.  You get no laughs.  You give the audience the “look of expectation.” When delivering humor, do not beg.

Helpful criticism: Your audience got your joke in the first 30 to 60 seconds, after that it was just repetitive and redundant reducing the humor value.
This is also true for insults.  Excessive repetition of unimaginative insults weakens their derogatory effect.

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Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: cup457 on March 06, 2016, 11:37:55 pm
how the fuck is five and a half minutes a long time?
Title: Re: A MESSAGE FROM THE GOBBLIN KING
Post by: StonedSteel on March 07, 2016, 12:27:30 am
...tbh, either you lads are getting sloppy, or it feels like you mock us more than you mock each other.

does anyone else buy this shit anymore?

you two are like, the best of friends, constantly posting stupid shit at each other, just to get the forums riled up, prob talk to each other, and laugh about the responses you get. i bet every night they get together on steam over nightcaps and discuss their next "lets pretend we hate eachother" prank.


shits old.