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Title: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 28, 2015, 08:42:21 pm
Can't this place die already.

At least then I could move on.

Hi hello
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Post by: pogosan on September 28, 2015, 08:45:24 pm
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Post by: Leshma on September 28, 2015, 09:08:39 pm
This isn't physical place, more like an abyss. And we are cursed souls.
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Post by: Vibe on September 28, 2015, 09:16:02 pm
fuck u kid
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Post by: Bjord on September 28, 2015, 09:32:32 pm
fuck u kid

i hope you get stabbed in the dick by a rusty knife
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Post by: Leshma on September 28, 2015, 11:00:07 pm
i kill you parents m8

o wait...
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Post by: Algarn on September 28, 2015, 11:07:33 pm
hej
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 28, 2015, 11:30:46 pm
it's the same as with forchun - "only the banned can know peace from this evil fun!"




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Post by: Ikarus on September 28, 2015, 11:54:58 pm
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Post by: Richyy on September 29, 2015, 01:25:32 am
die irl fkin fgt shit lil tardfuck
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Post by: Ikarus on September 29, 2015, 02:56:15 am
die irl fkin fgt shit lil tardfuck
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Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 05:15:22 am
There'll be no swearing from you Bjord, or I'll tell your parents and they'll lock your PC again.
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Post by: Fasader on September 29, 2015, 08:32:57 am
it's been so long, is bjord 15 yr old yet?
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Post by: Richyy on September 29, 2015, 09:20:41 am
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yeah.. I have no idea what's happaning in this pic at all
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Post by: Ikarus on September 29, 2015, 10:53:15 am
yeah.. I have no idea what's happaning in this pic at all
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Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: rufio on September 29, 2015, 11:02:09 am
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 02:03:02 pm
There'll be no swearing from you Bjord, or I'll tell your parents and they'll lock your PC again.

They're not an obstacle any longer.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: [ptx] on September 29, 2015, 02:10:20 pm
what have you done
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 02:11:18 pm
what have you done

It was just a matter of time.
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Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 02:53:41 pm
what have you done
He's done nothing any Swede wouldn't do.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 02:59:06 pm
He's done nothing any Swede wouldn't do.

Yes, I moved out.
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Post by: Vibe on September 29, 2015, 03:02:51 pm
getting kicked out isn't moving out
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Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 03:10:32 pm
getting kicked out isn't moving out

lol I'm akshuly big enuf to make big boi decishuns and moof out mmmkay
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Post by: Vibe on September 29, 2015, 03:15:12 pm
BIG CARDBOARD BOX FOR THE BIG BOY

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Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 29, 2015, 03:20:52 pm
lol I'm akshuly big enuf to make big boi decishuns and moof out mmmkay

Should I wait few years, or is it time we talk about bees, flowers, and why you must sleep with you hands above the blanket, or you might make Jesus sad?
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Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 03:36:25 pm
Should I wait few years, or is it time we talk about bees, flowers, and why you must sleep with you hands above the blanket, or you might make Jesus sad?

 :oops: :oops:

Mi'lord the Burg of Spam, your foulness pervades all. It is an honour to receive goadings from you.

Yes, mi'lord, continue.
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Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 03:47:20 pm
:oops: :oops:

Mi'lord the Burg of Spam, your foulness pervades all. It is an honour to receive goadings from you.

Yes, mi'lord, continue.
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Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 03:53:09 pm
That poor abyss....
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Post by: LordBerenger on September 29, 2015, 05:28:01 pm
You don't just move out and instantly find an apartment in Stockholm just like that. I think you killed your grandparents and took their home.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on September 29, 2015, 05:34:06 pm
:oops: :oops:

Mi'lord the Burg of Spam, your foulness pervades all. It is an honour to receive goadings from you.

Yes, mi'lord, continue.

Alright son, let's have a man to man talk. When a bee shoves it's huge veiny stinger up the flowers tight pink poophole, it's because the bee loves the flower very much. So when your uncle comes to read "50 shades" before you go to sleep, wearing nothing but pink wig and socks, it is perfectly natural for your peepee to get hard. Just remember that it's ok for someone from your family or for a priest to touch your privates, but you should never do it yourself! Jesus always stands behind your shoulder, and if your hands are in your pants, he will get upset and might make you go blind, or the hair will grow on your palms.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: rufio on September 29, 2015, 07:42:09 pm
go back to real life bjord, before this consumes u again ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 08:00:08 pm
Hey, rufio, long time no see, old buddy. How's the leg?
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 08:03:26 pm
You don't just move out and instantly find an apartment in Stockholm just like that. I think you killed your grandparents and took their home.

Actually I used to live in Dublin but recently moved back for just this reason, an IT-consultancy agency offered me a central apartment to rent and a decent pay, which is nice considering I have no education. :-)
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 08:12:26 pm
They were so impressed with your no education and McDonalds work history that they offered you a job and an apartment?


No wonder Sweden's economy has gone to shit.
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Post by: Vibe on September 29, 2015, 08:18:12 pm
an IT-consultancy agency

genuinely interested in what you guys consult on
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Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 08:54:27 pm
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Post by: Leshma on September 29, 2015, 09:05:32 pm
Actually I used to live in Dublin but recently moved back for just this reason, an IT-consultancy agency offered me a central apartment to rent and a decent pay, which is nice considering I have no education. :-)

Being member of elevated and prosperous gay community has its charms.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 09:15:24 pm
They were so impressed with your no education and McDonalds work history that they offered you a job and an apartment?


No wonder Sweden's economy has gone to shit.

You don't need education if you know how to trouble shoot low to medium complexity issues, like password resets, printer setups, connectivity, proxy issues and whatnot. Really simple stuff, the technical is half the job - the rest is providing professional service. I worked in sales before as well so I know how to talk with people, surprising? I was a tech support agent in Dublin for a year and a half, experience goes a long way.

The apartment you only have as long as you work with the agency.

Plus they offer free Microsoft and Cisco certificates. :-)

Also Sweden's economy is going to shit because of privatization...

genuinely interested in what you guys consult on

Yes well, it's mostly support desk, onsite and such. These days anyone can be called "consultant". My friend who works in a storage stacking boxes is also a "consultant".

:lol:

The company provides IT-companies with support roles and customer service.

Having worked in Ireland where the work and life conditions are much tougher I am pretty attractive in this line of business.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 09:27:51 pm
trouble shoot
Troubleshoot*

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Post by: Bjord on September 29, 2015, 09:36:18 pm
Cute.
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Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 09:58:37 pm
You're cute.
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Post by: LordBerenger on September 29, 2015, 10:00:44 pm
Actually I used to live in Dublin but recently moved back for just this reason, an IT-consultancy agency offered me a central apartment to rent and a decent pay, which is nice considering I have no education. :-)

Nice & grattis. Hoppas det kommer fungera.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on September 29, 2015, 10:05:17 pm
Jag heter homo Peter, vill du kom inuti mig?
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Post by: Ikarus on September 30, 2015, 01:53:01 am
skip to 7:15

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Post by: Xesta on September 30, 2015, 02:13:05 pm
Fuck you guys, I wanna play c-rpg but win10 won't let me, why did I install this shit, fuck you all.
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Post by: Xant on September 30, 2015, 03:29:07 pm
Quote from: Bjord
You think you can set the dates 2-3 months ahead?  :lol:

I'm taking care of school at the moment, my estimate is that if I have enough good grades to show at the end of the year I can rightfully claim my old pc again. (For those of you who don't know or think my parents "took" my computer, I personally suggested the idea that they confiscate it! Ok?! :mrgreen: )

That is, if anyone is serious about this taking place.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 30, 2015, 08:54:35 pm
lmao thats like 3 years old xant
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Post by: Teeth on September 30, 2015, 09:12:41 pm
But your grades weren't good enough to get an education after all? What a waste of precious potential cRPG time.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on September 30, 2015, 09:19:06 pm
But your grades weren't good enough to get an education after all? What a waste of precious potential cRPG time.

Truly. Nah I fucked my studies up and pissed off to work.

It's all grand I can still get into university I just have to do a final exam that tests you on almost everything you learned in school, that is if I even want to.

And cRPG is dead, I don't game much these days. I'd rather travel more and go to some festivals in Europe.
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Post by: Xant on October 01, 2015, 12:48:51 am
Festivals are so mainstream. What have you become, Bjord? What have you become.
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Post by: Bjord on October 01, 2015, 12:53:36 am
Festivals are so mainstream. What have you become, Bjord? What have you become.

I don't go t commercial festivals.

I just came back from Psy-Fi in Holland but by your standards that may even be worse, considering it's a festival where you take a lot of acid and ketamine and MDMA. :lol:
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Post by: Xant on October 01, 2015, 12:55:56 am
Bjord......
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Post by: Xant on October 01, 2015, 01:07:52 am
Take me. Hard.
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Post by: Leshma on October 01, 2015, 02:00:12 am
Festivals are so mainstream. What have you become, Bjord? What have you become.

Starts with an f ends with a g.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on October 01, 2015, 12:10:24 pm
Oh so you have some experience with this, Xant?

Leshma go stare at yourself in the mirror until you start remembering all the times you were sexually abused by your father.
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on October 01, 2015, 02:45:10 pm
I just realized rufio is like a dutch bjord, cool. Now my boners are explained.
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Post by: Teeth on October 01, 2015, 03:07:13 pm
Shots. Fucking. Fired
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Post by: Bjord on October 01, 2015, 03:09:36 pm
I just realized rufio is like a dutch bjord, cool. Now my boners are explained.

I'm sure he'll love reading that.
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Post by: Xant on October 01, 2015, 04:43:12 pm
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ejaculator-vr-headset-sync-d-stroking-adult-toy#/story
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Post by: Yeldur on October 01, 2015, 05:03:13 pm
fak u mane i stab u with rusty potato
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Post by: Xant on October 01, 2015, 10:36:19 pm
The most important thing Bjord has achieved, or will ever achieve, in his life is making Ragni make a rage thread because Bjord feinted in a duel. There's no topping that.
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Post by: Vibe on October 01, 2015, 11:04:49 pm
ye how dare you feint bjord you filthy swine
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2015, 12:20:50 am
The most important thing Bjord has achieved, or will ever achieve, in his life is making Ragni make a rage thread because Bjord feinted in a duel. There's no topping that.

lol i remember

link pls master crpg archivist xant the eunuch

holy fuck that's before this forum was even made, wow that's old.

man, i guess i have to live in the past if i want to feel like i ever did something good. pretty hard to top when i made that little twit lose his otherwise faked calm. there's a few people whose necks i want to snap if i ever get the chance but it would be pretty sweet if i got 10 minutes with ragni in a dark alley.  :twisted:
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Post by: Xant on October 02, 2015, 12:34:19 am
It's from the Taleworlds deleted cRPG forums. It was a glorious thread. Though Ragni said some really amazingly dumb things on these forums too.
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Post by: Leshma on October 02, 2015, 12:35:57 am
About those other people ought to get their necks snapped

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Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2015, 12:43:49 am
It's from the Taleworlds deleted cRPG forums. It was a glorious thread. Though Ragni said some really amazingly dumb things on these forums too.

The most cringe-worthy thing I ever read from him was when he was bragging about his father's history knowledge as leverage for his argument in some stupid debate he had with someone, but this was in-game. "My father this, my father that..."

My blood was boiling.

He also sounds like a little bundle of sticks on Teamspeak.

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Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2015, 12:47:01 am
About those other people ought to get their necks snapped

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I don't have a list, but I can tell you I would put more NA's than EU in it if I ever made one.

Anders on the top of my head, because he was always a little cunny in-game. He came to EU once and was riding around with his little shitty warhorse and he wasn't doing anything but couch lancing people thinking he's the boss. People like that need to be pegged down hard, and it would be very satisfying to be doing the pegging. Preferably with brass knuckles.
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Post by: Xant on October 02, 2015, 01:17:15 am
I wouldn't fuck with Anders if I were you, guy's been in the Bahamas.
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Post by: Bjord on October 02, 2015, 01:57:21 am
I fuck his demented mother.
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Post by: Leshma on October 02, 2015, 02:31:56 am
I wouldn't fuck with Anders if I were you, guy's been in the Bahamas.

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Post by: Gravoth_iii on October 02, 2015, 04:51:16 pm
I wouldn't fuck with Anders if I were you, guy's been in the Bahamas.

Oh God here goes.
Oh God here goes. 

Well firstly they say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just
Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there
it's not like they would notice.

World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people
believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up
seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to
do.

Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.

Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country
that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden
and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing
rights.

You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations
and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after
the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called
Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a
country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales
would they?

The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage
of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at
 the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under
 the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds
 largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there
 owns a Nokia phone' apparently.

The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.

What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.

There are loads more that they go on about but I can't remember it all at the moment.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on October 02, 2015, 05:17:02 pm
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Post by: Xant on October 02, 2015, 05:56:19 pm
Bjord, please reply to this post within two days if you're not a massive homosexual.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on October 02, 2015, 06:48:10 pm
Bjord, please reply to this post within two days if you're not a massive homosexual.

It will be other way around at this point. You two should take on a camping trip brokeback mountain style.
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Post by: Xant on October 02, 2015, 06:57:25 pm
I only mount pureblooded stallions.
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Post by: Paul on October 02, 2015, 06:57:50 pm
Why is he muted? Did he fail some test again?
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on October 03, 2015, 01:18:47 am
http://forum.melee.org/events/dezi's-den-of-duelling-(challenge-an-opponent-place-a-bet!)/msg425551/#msg425551
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on October 03, 2015, 10:45:13 am
http://forum.melee.org/events/dezi's-den-of-duelling-(challenge-an-opponent-place-a-bet!)/msg425551/#msg425551

Oh god, the classic "high sensitivity gives an advantage" argument dates back so far. Glorious ignorance!
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Post by: Teeth on October 03, 2015, 05:43:00 pm
Oh god, the classic "high sensitivity gives an advantage" argument dates back so far. Glorious ignorance!
It does give an advantage in that it makes spastic feints much easier to do.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Leshma on October 03, 2015, 05:44:01 pm
Why is he muted? Did he fail some test again?

Classic Bjord. Starts a conversation in civil manner, ends it with outburst of profanity. Some moderator came to conclusion that he went overboard.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on October 03, 2015, 09:42:47 pm
Classic Bjord.
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on October 04, 2015, 01:26:27 am
It does give an advantage in that it makes spastic feints much easier to do.

It helps in turning the character during them i guess, but doing the feints still only requires the very slightest movement in any direction to switch it. And then theres still turnrates, which makes regular sens just as good basically.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Ikarus on October 04, 2015, 04:08:16 am
well, uh...

welcome back Bjord  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Xant on October 06, 2015, 05:58:53 am
I wouldn't fuck with Anders if I were you, guy's been in the Bahamas.
http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/how-to-fight-crime/msg877429/#msg877429
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Post by: Teeth on October 06, 2015, 10:26:30 am
It helps in turning the character during them i guess, but doing the feints still only requires the very slightest movement in any direction to switch it. And then theres still turnrates, which makes regular sens just as good basically.
Feinting is long past just switching attack directions, feints that work rely on camera angling and you can do a lot more with that in much shorter time with high sensitivity.
Title: Re: Hello you fuckers
Post by: Gravoth_iii on October 06, 2015, 09:38:46 pm
Feinting is long past just switching attack directions, feints that work rely on camera angling and you can do a lot more with that in much shorter time with high sensitivity.

Im not really much for the feinting, but the ones i do take the slightest movement. And watching stuff from M for example, they barely move the camera either, and they are pretty good at feinting etc. I cant say ive seen many feints when the character turns as if high sens is being used.