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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Zeus_ on May 11, 2015, 04:17:48 am

Title: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Zeus_ on May 11, 2015, 04:17:48 am
1. Never trust anyone
2. Always expect people to let you down
3. Being honorable will get you killed
4. Agi 2h will always be ghey
5. And NA_2 will ALWAYS be the best server
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Leshma on May 11, 2015, 04:22:24 am
Don't forget something someone said few minutes ago.

0. cRPG is the bottom of the hole in life.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Rebelyell on May 11, 2015, 10:34:36 am
Quote from: Leshma on May 11, 2015, 04:22:24 am
Don't forget something someone said few minutes ago.

0. cRPG is the bottom of the hole in life.
yea with leschma in the bottom of it

Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 11, 2015, 11:01:22 am
First three could be applied in real life too...
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Paul on May 11, 2015, 12:38:43 pm
I learnt that kicking someone downhill is impossible while uphill is not.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Jesse on May 11, 2015, 12:40:20 pm
1. If you die its not your fault
2. Everyone who kills you in a videogame is a basement dwelling nerd
3. Everyone you kill is a noob and not worth your time
4.???
5. Profit
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 11, 2015, 12:42:21 pm
Quote from: Paul on May 11, 2015, 12:38:43 pm
I learnt that kicking someone downhill is impossible while uphill is not.

Developer complaining about features in a game of which he is part of the development...

You what?
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: [ptx] on May 11, 2015, 01:45:17 pm
Quote from: Nightmare798 on May 11, 2015, 12:42:21 pm
Developer complaining about features in a game of which he is part of the development...

You what?
He didn't develop Warband? :|

/facepalm
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 11, 2015, 01:48:06 pm
Nightmare strikes again ...
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Paul on May 11, 2015, 03:58:55 pm
Quote from: Nightmare798 on May 11, 2015, 12:42:21 pm
Developer complaining about features in a game of which he is part of the development...

You what?

I told cmp("No, it's fine.") about that and I fixed it for nudge with a shitty workaround iirc. Kick is hardcoded and internally uses the same(?) function cmp gave me for nudge afaik, so it's cmp stuff. Blame him or better blame Taleworlds cause they can't into vectors.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: //saxon on May 11, 2015, 04:25:48 pm
I wouldn't say Paul was complaining about anything there, he mainly pointed out a fact of the game, he didn't complain at all.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 11, 2015, 04:40:30 pm
3 first are all learned IRL..

I havent really learned anything, ive just wasted a large amount of my youth on this. I guess i made some friends.

Also EU1 is where its at, always been, always will be. Staying true to masterrace battle server.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Voncrow on May 11, 2015, 04:48:10 pm
1) There are actually people who enjoy not playing the game
2) A large sector of the community supports delaying actions such as duels and brocoding.
3) People will always complain no matter what
4) People will say things they don't believe and fanatically support those things just to troll(?)
5) NA_2 is best girl
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: BlackxBird on May 11, 2015, 04:49:05 pm
1. Never trust a teammate you don't know and you can't insult in ts.
2. Never go full retard
3. Being a STR whore means allways when you die you can say you had no chance he was too fast.
4. Don't buy anything without asking a jew before, if it's okay. (Marketplace n'stuff)
5. Throwers are able to jump and throw, but crossbows cant.
6. (Im a bad boy I know) If you want to show other ppl how good you are, just wait till the end of the round and than kill 2 hitted my old friends and cry after being killed by a ranged.
7. Never kill black birds
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 11, 2015, 05:58:43 pm
1) My class is OP
2) My items are OP
3) My clan is OP
4) 1v1 me on duel server
5) u scared? fuckin pussey
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Laufknoten on May 11, 2015, 06:21:51 pm
1. East europeans and russians ruin the fun in every MP game.
2. They're usually min-maxers and tryhards.
3. Fuck them.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: StonedSteel on May 11, 2015, 08:12:17 pm
1. you are only as good as your build
2. your build is only as good as your gear
3. your gear is only as good as the latest patch allows it to be
4. your battle kd is highly dependent on what people \ clan you are running with
5. Native is 100 times more boring, bland, and repetitive, and about 1000 times more skill based.

those are the 5 things ive learned about CRPG from playing CRPG, i could write down the 5 things ive learned about Humans from CRPG, but all 5 are depressing to fully realize.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Bronto on May 11, 2015, 08:22:19 pm
1. Archery is OP no matter what
2. 2h cry A LOT
3. Not many people retire, they are just level hoarding shitlords
4. 95% of people in game are gay; the rest are fat basement dwelling virgin nerds
5. I can now turn just about any conversation into a "your mom" joke

Spoiler is a compilation of insults I've typed in game over the years....
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Sharpe on May 11, 2015, 08:25:02 pm
1. Ranged is gay
2. Ranged is for racist frenchmans
3. If you suck at melee you go ranged
4. Ranged requires no skill
5. Ranged is gay.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 11, 2015, 09:11:10 pm
Actually on second though:

1. Use what works, dont bother with anything else
2. If people complain, its working
3. Get mores strength, and if thats not enough get more armor
4. Quit on a good round, always
5. Eat food to avoid rage
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Asheram on May 11, 2015, 09:15:09 pm
Quote from: Jesse on May 11, 2015, 12:40:20 pm
1. If you die its not your fault
2. Everyone who kills you in a videogame is a basement dwelling nerd
3. Everyone you kill is a noob and not worth your time
4.???
5. Profit
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: chesterotab on May 12, 2015, 01:51:58 am
1. Every "good" player is secretly a self loathing rage baby
2. There's nothing else
3. Nothing to see here
4. Nothing
5. Black characters run faster than white characters.

That's all I have learned from crpg
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Jona on May 12, 2015, 04:15:48 am
Nostalgia goggles best goggles.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Tagora on May 12, 2015, 04:53:20 am
ITT: OP is trying to get us to post five reasons why we're an idiot and succeeding.
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 12, 2015, 06:37:32 am
Quote from: Paul on May 11, 2015, 03:58:55 pm
I told cmp("No, it's fine.") about that and I fixed it for nudge with a shitty workaround iirc. Kick is hardcoded and internally uses the same(?) function cmp gave me for nudge afaik, so it's cmp stuff. Blame him or better blame Taleworlds cause they can't into vectors.

My bad, never knew this was hard coded.

Jesus fucking christ people, are you so hell bent on drama to draw conclusions on every little misunderstanding?
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 12, 2015, 07:22:13 am
Quote from: Nightmare798 on May 12, 2015, 06:37:32 am
Jesus fucking christ people, are you so hell bent on drama to draw conclusions on every little misunderstanding?

you must be new here
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Switchtense on May 12, 2015, 07:29:33 am
Quote from: Laufknoten on May 11, 2015, 06:21:51 pm
1. East europeans and russians Krems ruin the fun in every MP game cRPG.
2. They're usually min-maxers and tryhards annoying windowlickers and brocoders.
3. Fuck them.

FTFY
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Skooks on May 12, 2015, 08:06:22 am
sometimes things arent always as they seem....



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Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Simon_Belmont on May 12, 2015, 03:29:15 pm
Quote from: Skooks on May 12, 2015, 08:06:22 am
sometimes things arent always as they seem....



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Should I feel bad because I inmediately knew that was from Tromeo and Juliet?
Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: Bronto on May 12, 2015, 03:58:51 pm
Quote from: Skooks on May 12, 2015, 08:06:22 am
sometimes things arent always as they seem....
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Title: Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
Post by: karasu on May 12, 2015, 06:26:55 pm
Quote from: Paul on May 11, 2015, 12:38:43 pm
I learnt that kicking someone downhill is impossible while uphill is not.

It's also the fastest way to make someone climb a ladder. Nothing like a good incentive.